Author Topic: ass is the new pussy (Read 2872 times)

toku · « **on:** February 02, 2015, 08:19:48 PM »

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A 2008 study of more than 1,400 heterosexual American men found that among those who had experienced heterosexual anal sex, giving and receiving anilingus was fairly commonplace. Twenty-four percent had performed anilingus on their female partners, while a healthy 15 percent had received it. (Another 24 percent had been anally fingered.) More recently, a 2012 Esquire poll of 500 men found that 12 percent secretly wished they were getting more anilingus. Even considering these numbers are likely underreported, as are nearly all admissions of cultural taboos, it suggests that straight men are getting their butts licked, or desperately hoping to get their butts licked, much more than we’ve been led to believe.

mormapope · « **Reply #1 on:** February 02, 2015, 08:24:44 PM »

This is definitely a 21st century thing. Can you imagine eating ass in the 15th or 16th century?

toku · « **Reply #2 on:** February 02, 2015, 08:34:54 PM »

Quote from: mormapope on February 02, 2015, 08:24:44 PM

This is definitely a 21st century thing. Can you imagine eating ass in the 15th or 16th century?

Probably more prep time sure but it was probably done.

Himu · « **Reply #3 on:** February 02, 2015, 08:35:03 PM »

toku · « **Reply #4 on:** February 02, 2015, 08:46:49 PM »

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A 2008 study of more than 1,400 heterosexual American men found that among those who had experienced heterosexual anal sex, giving and receiving anilingus was fairly commonplace. Twenty-four percent had performed anilingus on their female partners, while a healthy 15 percent had received it. (Another 24 percent had been anally fingered.) More recently, a 2012 Esquire poll of 500 men found that 12 percent secretly wished they were getting more anilingus. Even considering these numbers are likely underreported, as are nearly all admissions of cultural taboos, it suggests that straight men are getting their butts licked, or desperately hoping to get their butts licked, much more than we’ve been led to believe.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #5 on:** February 02, 2015, 08:46:50 PM »

Pretty sure anal was less taboo than oral in ancient times. Mouths were filthy back then.

nudemacusers · « **Reply #6 on:** February 02, 2015, 09:06:32 PM »

if you think about it, eating ass is probably the best way to avoid vitamin deficiencies

/r/neofeg · « **Reply #7 on:** February 02, 2015, 10:50:13 PM »

Himu · « **Reply #8 on:** February 02, 2015, 11:01:00 PM »

Quote from: /r/neofeg on February 02, 2015, 10:50:13 PM

f@gs

Did you read the article

this targets straight women

/r/neofeg · « **Reply #9 on:** February 02, 2015, 11:05:52 PM »

still f@gs

Himu · « **Reply #10 on:** February 02, 2015, 11:09:45 PM »

'kay.

mormapope · « **Reply #11 on:** February 02, 2015, 11:11:23 PM »

I feel people with hairy assholes automatically lose out. Shaving the inside of your ass is also a high risk move.

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #12 on:** February 02, 2015, 11:42:01 PM »

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #13 on:** February 03, 2015, 12:33:12 AM »

I started the Bore/GAF ass eating trend.

Lightly circling the ass walls with your tongue

They go wild brehs. Want a chick to give you the best bj ever? Eat her ass.

thisismyusername · « **Reply #14 on:** February 03, 2015, 12:53:39 AM »

24 percent of men get fingered, but they don't let their girl tongue their ass.

You don't know what you're missing.

Quote from: /r/neofeg on February 02, 2015, 11:05:52 PM

Quote from: /r/neofeg on February 02, 2015, 10:50:13 PM
f@gs
still f@gs

See, this basic bitch doesn't know what he's missing.

Himu · « **Reply #15 on:** February 03, 2015, 01:16:53 AM »

I just. I just don't know what I'll do if I'm ever asked to stick a finger in his ass or eat his ass. I just...I really hope that day never comes.

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #16 on:** February 03, 2015, 02:32:47 AM »

Quote from: /r/neofeg on February 02, 2015, 11:05:52 PM

Quote from: /r/neofeg on February 02, 2015, 10:50:13 PM
f@gs
still f@gs

Your Stalker · « **Reply #17 on:** February 03, 2015, 03:15:45 AM »

new? niccas been eating ass since ancient kemet

Rufus · « **Reply #18 on:** February 03, 2015, 04:48:42 AM »

Quote from: mormapope on February 02, 2015, 11:11:23 PM

I feel people with hairy assholes automatically lose out. Shaving the inside of your ass is also a high risk move.

Wax, breh. Wax.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #19 on:** February 03, 2015, 09:41:23 AM »

Quote from: Esch on February 03, 2015, 12:37:24 AM

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on February 03, 2015, 12:33:12 AM
I started the Bore/GAF ass eating trend.

you're such a compulsive liar, siddx was preaching that shit and then Cudder

Shameless

I say a siddx post I'm only bigging up my brother

Cudder tho

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #20 on:** February 03, 2015, 10:33:18 AM »

/\ /\ /\ /\

Catching rays off another brother's light...

bork · « **Reply #21 on:** February 03, 2015, 01:39:33 PM »

Sounds like a good name for a band.

kick51 · « **Reply #22 on:** February 03, 2015, 02:21:03 PM »

its the new boobs.

nothing is the new pussy or ever can be

naff · « **Reply #23 on:** February 03, 2015, 09:24:22 PM »

clearly ass is merely an adjunct to pussy. a glorious one, but i'll take it as a side, not the main course

chronovore · « **Reply #24 on:** February 04, 2015, 07:50:18 PM »

Quote from: Rufus on February 03, 2015, 04:48:42 AM

Quote from: mormapope on February 02, 2015, 11:11:23 PM
I feel people with hairy assholes automatically lose out. Shaving the inside of your ass is also a high risk move.
Wax, breh. Wax.

If I tried to get mine waxed in Japan, first they'd charge me for the extra acreage, and then they'd run away screaming once the kaiju was presented.

Rufus · « **Reply #25 on:** February 04, 2015, 08:42:20 PM »

So tell me hairy ass senpai, has it gotten worse with age?

mormapope · « **Reply #26 on:** February 04, 2015, 08:56:02 PM »

I'm a 22 year old youngin and my asshole has been hairy since I was 14. I can fully hair up a bald person's head, no joke.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #27 on:** February 04, 2015, 09:38:41 PM »

Pussy in the new armpit.

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Author Topic: ass is the new pussy (Read 2872 times)