Author Topic: The message from THE SEXRET ADMIRER TO CLOUDWALKING! (Read 2469 times)

TVC15 · « **on:** January 22, 2007, 01:07:01 AM »

I figure this will be discussed in IRC anyway, so why not make a thread about it.

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well, i guess the jig is up now that whiteman dished to you about my desire to roughride you like a dirty cowgirl. yeah, he's not lying or toying with you. i am real, i do exist, and i'd really like to take you from behind with my 6 inches. i like your taste in music, and TV shows (24), too.

I told him to add 2 inches to the size of his dick, too. I'm guessing he did not take my advice.

FlameOfCallandor · « **Reply #1 on:** January 22, 2007, 01:08:09 AM »

Alright its me i admit it.

Bacon · « **Reply #2 on:** January 22, 2007, 01:11:02 AM »

He seems like quite the sweet talker.

TVC15 · « **Reply #3 on:** January 22, 2007, 01:11:41 AM »

Quote from: Bacon on January 22, 2007, 01:11:02 AM

He seems like quite the sweet talker.

I gave him some tips. Namely that cloud is a DIRTY DIRTY GIRL.

bagofeyes · « **Reply #4 on:** January 22, 2007, 01:12:38 AM »

I don't think I've ever admired someone

TVC15 · « **Reply #5 on:** January 22, 2007, 01:13:28 AM »

Quote from: bagofeyes on January 22, 2007, 01:12:38 AM

I don't think I've ever admired someone

u ever jerk it to a Sears catalog?

bagofeyes · « **Reply #6 on:** January 22, 2007, 01:15:06 AM »

I've jerked off to TV guide before $:-\$

Beezy · « **Reply #7 on:** January 22, 2007, 01:16:13 AM »

Big deal. I'd roughride cloudwalking too. You don't see me sending secret messages.

TVC15 · « **Reply #8 on:** January 22, 2007, 01:21:48 AM »

I'd still jerk it to Sears catalogs. That is like vintage porn for my generation. I would pay for access to a website that hosted scans of almost racy shots from milquetoast catalogs.

Bacon · « **Reply #9 on:** January 22, 2007, 01:22:11 AM »

Why does it have to be so dirty. Doesn't anyone want to make love to cloudwalking in the missionary position while looking longingly into her eyes?

TVC15 · « **Reply #10 on:** January 22, 2007, 01:24:02 AM »

Quote from: Bacon on January 22, 2007, 01:22:11 AM

Why does it have to be so dirty. Doesn't anyone want to make love to cloudwalking in the missionary position while looking longingly into her eyes?

Cloudwalking doesn't want that. We know she is a dirty, filthy canadian that likes it in the bum. She's probably off shoving things in her ass as we speak.

Bacon · « **Reply #11 on:** January 22, 2007, 01:26:14 AM »

Daddy's little girl.

Diablos · « **Reply #12 on:** January 22, 2007, 01:26:34 AM »

Sounds like PhoenixDark learned how to use proxies.

TVC15 · « **Reply #13 on:** January 22, 2007, 01:28:23 AM »

Quote from: Diablos on January 22, 2007, 01:26:34 AM

Sounds like PhoenixDark learned how to use proxies.

If it was PD, he wouldn't mention the dick size if it was only 6 inches. Also, cloud has additional details on the SEXRET ADMIRER.

FlameOfCallandor · « **Reply #14 on:** January 22, 2007, 01:30:06 AM »

Did she mention that this admirer was Super cool. Cause then its me.

Diablos · « **Reply #15 on:** January 22, 2007, 01:30:49 AM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on January 22, 2007, 01:28:23 AM

Quote from: Diablos on January 22, 2007, 01:26:34 AM
Sounds like PhoenixDark learned how to use proxies.

If it was PD, he wouldn't mention the dick size if it was only 6 inches.

He would if he was behind a proxy!

G The Resurrected · « **Reply #16 on:** January 22, 2007, 01:31:57 AM »

Its me i admit it. I've got the 4 inches to back it up.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #17 on:** January 22, 2007, 01:32:03 AM »

Obviously it wasn't me

Although I would gladly pay Cloudwalking's bus mileage to come down here and...visit me

drozmight · « **Reply #18 on:** January 22, 2007, 04:51:39 AM »

I'd FF cloud.

etiolate · « **Reply #19 on:** January 22, 2007, 04:54:46 AM »

I'd final fantasy her too.

cloudwalking · « **Reply #20 on:** January 22, 2007, 06:22:48 AM »

Oh my.

I wonder who it is $:-\$

Bloodwake · « **Reply #21 on:** January 22, 2007, 09:46:22 AM »

Because we all know that the fastest way to fucking a girl is to flat out tell them on the internet and accompany that with an underwelming dick size.

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #22 on:** January 22, 2007, 10:41:34 AM »

It was me and I'm doing daily dick stretching exercises so I can add 2 inches to my penis size so there will be no disappointment

TVC15 · « **Reply #23 on:** January 22, 2007, 11:32:32 AM »

Quote from: Bloodwake on January 22, 2007, 09:46:22 AM

Because we all know that the fastest way to fucking a girl is to flat out tell them on the internet and accompany that with an underwelming dick size.

Listen, Doctor distinguished mentally-challenged fellow:

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I gave him some tips. Namely that cloud is a DIRTY DIRTY GIRL.

He wasn't even as extreme as I wanted him to be.

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #24 on:** January 22, 2007, 12:13:39 PM »

Quote from: Bloodwake on January 22, 2007, 09:46:22 AM

Because we all know that the fastest way to fucking a girl is to flat out tell them on the internet and accompany that with an underwelming dick size.

Yo six inches is NOT underwhelming

/sensitive

APF · « **Reply #25 on:** January 22, 2007, 12:42:44 PM »

On my date Saturday night we went to this one bar/restaurant where the bartender reminded me of Cloudwalking (from what I've seen of her pics here); she was cute and fun, young, flirty, dancing around to the music essentially begging for tips from the lonely guys at the bar.

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TVC15 · « **Reply #26 on:** January 22, 2007, 12:50:31 PM »

My original suggestion was to work in a Victorian-styled metaphorical conceit. I believe it was something along the lines of "I want to ride your ass like a hog until my love snot comes flying out from your nose." You see, the metaphor is that snot usually comes out of your nose, but here it is his love snot, aka semen.

a bell will ring · « **Reply #27 on:** January 22, 2007, 11:59:48 PM »

It's the new lonelygirl15. Or more fittingly, lonelypenis6.

drozmight · « **Reply #28 on:** January 23, 2007, 12:17:28 AM »

How about, "I'd thrust into your mouth a throbbing member, until such time as love snot flies from your nose?"

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IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN!!! LOL!

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brawndolicious · « **Reply #29 on:** January 23, 2007, 12:19:25 AM »

Quote from: drozmight on January 23, 2007, 12:17:28 AM

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Flames of Callandor wants to cyber with cloud, he's not dirty enough. I think.

cloudwalking · « **Reply #30 on:** January 23, 2007, 12:31:16 AM »

This guy is a seriously mediocre stalker. I haven't gotten any creepy phonecalls or anything yet.

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #31 on:** January 23, 2007, 01:25:07 PM »

I wouldn't be surprised if it was FoC

TVC15 · « **Reply #32 on:** January 23, 2007, 04:36:58 PM »

Quote from: BlueTsunami on January 23, 2007, 01:25:07 PM

I wouldn't be surprised if it was FoC

It's not. This is a personal friend of mine. Plan is he comes on IRC tonite.

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #33 on:** January 23, 2007, 04:38:46 PM »

:O

Cloud has so many suiters

DJ_Tet · « **Reply #34 on:** January 23, 2007, 05:31:20 PM »

Cloud's a dirty girl?

I didn't know

Hey, wanna read some stories?

TVC15 · « **Reply #35 on:** January 23, 2007, 05:32:27 PM »

Tet, within 4 minutes of finding out about a secret admirer, she was going on about how much she needed a deep dickin'.

DJ_Tet · « **Reply #36 on:** January 23, 2007, 05:56:33 PM »

That's hot. I bet she's a minx.

Bacon · « **Reply #37 on:** January 23, 2007, 07:14:05 PM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on January 23, 2007, 05:32:27 PM

Tet, within 4 minutes of finding out about a secret admirer, she was going on about how much she needed a deep dickin'.

She didn't start saying deep dickin' until I told her she needed some deep dickin'.

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Author Topic: The message from THE SEXRET ADMIRER TO CLOUDWALKING! (Read 2469 times)

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