Author Topic: Post in here if you've masturbated at work (Read 3378 times)

king of the internet · « **Reply #1 on:** February 21, 2015, 02:04:58 AM »

yes, we all have.

Rahxephon91 · « **Reply #2 on:** February 21, 2015, 02:10:11 AM »

G The Resurrected · « **Reply #3 on:** February 21, 2015, 02:17:37 AM »

used to on the regular, helped more than taking a spliff to the 8th floor on the daily.

Kara · « **Reply #4 on:** February 21, 2015, 02:37:44 AM »

A better q is where haven't I masturbated?

StealthFan · « **Reply #5 on:** February 21, 2015, 02:40:31 AM »

Jerked off to Jenaveve Jolie in my empty office, back when I worked at an office years ago.

ToxicAdam · « **Reply #6 on:** February 21, 2015, 03:24:38 AM »

Quote from: Rahxephon91 on February 21, 2015, 02:10:11 AM

no.

too late, you posted.

ToxicAdam · « **Reply #7 on:** February 21, 2015, 03:24:54 AM »

Quote from: Vularai on February 21, 2015, 02:37:44 AM

A better q is where haven't I masturbated?

Airplane?

Kara · « **Reply #8 on:** February 21, 2015, 04:19:56 AM »

I did when I was 19 on a flight to New York.

Mr Gilhaney · « **Reply #9 on:** February 21, 2015, 04:32:30 AM »

If you can get paid while masturbating or taking shits, you should do so.

toku · « **Reply #10 on:** February 21, 2015, 05:14:19 AM »

Quote from: Vularai on February 21, 2015, 04:19:56 AM

I did when I was 19 on a flight to New York.

You're so ______ it hurts

Reb · « **Reply #11 on:** February 21, 2015, 05:18:36 AM »

no comment

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DCharlieJP · « **Reply #12 on:** February 21, 2015, 06:24:46 AM »

Bulbo · « **Reply #13 on:** February 21, 2015, 06:33:31 AM »

I'm that guy who you walk in on and he's typing with one hand. I'm just gluing my zipper shut.

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #14 on:** February 21, 2015, 07:46:29 AM »

Bulbo · « **Reply #15 on:** February 21, 2015, 07:51:45 AM »

Quote from: Am_I_Anonymous on February 21, 2015, 07:46:29 AM

you know it man.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #16 on:** February 21, 2015, 09:10:05 AM »

Nah. I jerk off enough at home.

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #17 on:** February 21, 2015, 09:18:52 AM »

There was a secretary at my work who barely kept it hidden that she ran into the bathroom several times a day to use her vibrator. Naturally she eventually got canned for making too many fuck ups.

demi · « **Reply #18 on:** February 21, 2015, 09:42:01 AM »

Nope, cant say I have.

chronovore · « **Reply #19 on:** February 21, 2015, 10:17:19 AM »

Narrator: Clean food, please.
Waiter: In that case, sir, may I advise against the lady eating clam chowder?
Narrator: No clam chowder. Thanks.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #20 on:** February 21, 2015, 10:19:53 AM »

You guys are like animals.

chronovore · « **Reply #21 on:** February 21, 2015, 10:23:52 AM »

Quote from: Joe Molotov on February 21, 2015, 10:19:53 AM

You guys are like animals.

Specifically this one:

Quote from: TheInfelicitousDandy on February 19, 2015, 10:17:26 AM

A dog jerking off
http://i.imgur.com/LYwpZij.gif

Kara · « **Reply #22 on:** February 21, 2015, 12:22:45 PM »

Quote from: Mary Tyler Whore on February 21, 2015, 09:18:52 AM

There was a secretary at my work who barely kept it hidden that she ran into the bathroom several times a day to use her vibrator. Naturally she eventually got canned for making too many fuck ups.

Sounds like my kinda gal.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #23 on:** February 21, 2015, 01:24:44 PM »

But of course. Better question is who has had sex in their workplace?

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #24 on:** February 21, 2015, 01:28:11 PM »

Quote from: Human Snorenado on February 21, 2015, 01:24:44 PM

But of course. Better question is who has had sex in their workplace?

I did back when I worked at a grocery store

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #25 on:** February 21, 2015, 01:42:23 PM »

Quote from: CatsCatsCats on February 21, 2015, 01:28:11 PM

Quote from: Human Snorenado on February 21, 2015, 01:24:44 PM
But of course. Better question is who has had sex in their workplace?

I did back when I worked at a grocery store

I did when I worked at a music store on 2 different occasions. Once I was opening with a co-worker who'd always been flirty and, well, I guess she wanted to fuck that morning. 2nd was just working late and the woman I was dating came by with food. Hooray for work sex!

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #26 on:** February 21, 2015, 02:20:24 PM »

Quote from: Human Snorenado on February 21, 2015, 01:42:23 PM

Quote from: CatsCatsCats on February 21, 2015, 01:28:11 PM
Quote from: Human Snorenado on February 21, 2015, 01:24:44 PM
But of course. Better question is who has had sex in their workplace?

I did back when I worked at a grocery store

I did when I worked at a music store on 2 different occasions. Once I was opening with a co-worker who'd always been flirty and, well, I guess she wanted to fuck that morning. 2nd was just working late and the woman I was dating came by with food. Hooray for work sex!

Been a while since I've been married but never ever fuck before a shift....fuck after. Trust me.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #27 on:** February 21, 2015, 02:25:56 PM »

Yeah, she quit like two weeks later. She was kind of a hot mess; we hooked up for a few months afterwards but ultimately she was too damn crazy for anything serious.

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #28 on:** February 21, 2015, 03:49:49 PM »

Yup. Helps with stress. Thick bathroom walls

Atramental · « **Reply #29 on:** February 21, 2015, 04:00:03 PM »

I don't anymore (because I now have more leeway to work from home whenever I want) but back when I was working crazy hours for 2 companies in the same building....

Your Stalker · « **Reply #30 on:** February 21, 2015, 04:51:44 PM »

No, I'm not a filthy savage.

Beezy · « **Reply #31 on:** February 21, 2015, 09:42:03 PM »

Quote from: BrandNew on February 21, 2015, 03:49:49 PM

Yup. Helps with stress. Thick bathroom walls

yup

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #32 on:** February 21, 2015, 09:44:53 PM »

hell no

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #33 on:** February 21, 2015, 09:45:32 PM »

WTF is wrong with all of you

Beezy · « **Reply #34 on:** February 21, 2015, 09:47:09 PM »

PD and Dandy judging people

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #35 on:** February 21, 2015, 09:59:11 PM »

Jacking it at work is gross, Beezy. I just use the glory hole.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #36 on:** February 21, 2015, 10:19:06 PM »

I work in business, not professional sports.

Kara · « **Reply #37 on:** February 21, 2015, 10:21:14 PM »

Don't front like finance ain't high stress.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #38 on:** February 21, 2015, 10:24:22 PM »

*awaits for someone to get the post, and like it*

Your Stalker · « **Reply #39 on:** February 21, 2015, 10:26:45 PM »

You know you're fucked up when Dandy finds you disgusting.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #40 on:** February 21, 2015, 10:46:46 PM »

Quote from: Your Stalker on February 21, 2015, 10:26:45 PM

You know you're fucked up when Dandy finds you disgusting.

Yes. My taste is impeccable and you should all heed my judgment and don't wackoff at work.

Also I forgot to mention that I mostly work at home.

nudemacusers · « **Reply #41 on:** February 22, 2015, 01:22:00 AM »

no, i'm polite enough to do it outside and at least 20 feet away from the doors.

chronovore · « **Reply #42 on:** February 22, 2015, 06:29:52 AM »

Quote from: Human Snorenado on February 21, 2015, 01:24:44 PM

But of course. Better question is who has had sex in their workplace?

A stunt woman was hot for me at my first retail job, where I built and repaired computers, so I took her to the back room service bench, and used it according to its name.

Ah, youth.

Cerveza mas fina · « **Reply #43 on:** February 25, 2015, 01:08:10 PM »

I walked in on a guy on the toilet today that didnt lock the door

Reb · « **Reply #44 on:** February 25, 2015, 01:11:06 PM »

I would quit.

No, I would just disappear, never to be heard of again.

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #45 on:** February 25, 2015, 01:25:04 PM »

Quote from: Premium Lager on February 25, 2015, 01:08:10 PM

I walked in on a guy on the toilet today that didnt lock the door

That literally just happened to me 15 seconds ago. Always a weird moment.

Cerveza mas fina · « **Reply #46 on:** February 25, 2015, 01:37:57 PM »

It was some old dude with a beard and I think he was talking to someone on a bluetooth headset

Cerveza mas fina · « **Reply #47 on:** February 25, 2015, 01:38:24 PM »

Quote from: Am_I_Anonymous on February 25, 2015, 01:25:04 PM

Quote from: Premium Lager on February 25, 2015, 01:08:10 PM
I walked in on a guy on the toilet today that didnt lock the door

That literally just happened to me 15 seconds ago. Always a weird moment.

Did he look surprised?

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #48 on:** February 25, 2015, 01:41:15 PM »

Quote from: Premium Lager on February 25, 2015, 01:38:24 PM

Quote from: Am_I_Anonymous on February 25, 2015, 01:25:04 PM
Quote from: Premium Lager on February 25, 2015, 01:08:10 PM
I walked in on a guy on the toilet today that didnt lock the door

That literally just happened to me 15 seconds ago. Always a weird moment.

Did he look surprised?

Would you act surprised if a 220 pound black man barged into your shitting ritual?

Kara · « **Reply #49 on:** February 25, 2015, 01:48:46 PM »

I'd act like I won the lottery.

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #50 on:** February 25, 2015, 01:49:51 PM »

Quote from: Vularai on February 25, 2015, 01:48:46 PM

I'd act like I won the lottery.

We'd be fine until your small talk ventured into Troskyists territory.

Kara · « **Reply #51 on:** February 25, 2015, 04:33:41 PM »

As you are a successful businessman I completely understand how Trots would be a mood killer. I'm sure there's been many a night where you shook your fist at the heavens and shouted, "and I would have gotten away with it if it hadn't been for those meddling entryists!"

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #52 on:** February 25, 2015, 04:52:56 PM »

Ya I can see where this thread is going. Soon it will come out you wankers all got walked in on and this will turn into perv support thread.

chronovore · « **Reply #53 on:** February 26, 2015, 07:19:41 PM »

This whole page has had me laughing for its duration. It’s also worth it for picturing AiA and Karakand eyeing each other with sexual tension in an open toilet stall. Karakand looks, perhaps, too excited for the inevitable, sadistic denial AiA will dish to him.

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #54 on:** February 27, 2015, 02:57:55 PM »

Quote from: Vularai on February 25, 2015, 04:33:41 PM

As you are a successful businessman I completely understand how Trots would be a mood killer. I'm sure there's been many a night where you shook your fist at the heavens and shouted, "and I would have gotten away with it if it hadn't been for those meddling entryists!"

I'll French turn you into vodka breh.

Anyway continuing my 2 weeks of weird bathroom antics...we've already had the urinal conversationalist and the walk in.....now may I present you with the I'm going to sing while I'm shitting, and my song shall be Skynard "I feel like making love" while pooping guy....

ToxicAdam · « **Reply #55 on:** February 27, 2015, 03:13:00 PM »

Quote from: TheInfelicitousDandy on February 25, 2015, 04:52:56 PM

Ya I can see where this thread is going. Soon it will come out you wankers all got walked in on and this will turn into perv support thread.

SHUT IT DOWN

demi · « **Reply #56 on:** February 27, 2015, 04:07:14 PM »

Make a new thread please. - "Post in here if you've masturbated after work"

I'll so post in there like, 50 times. Already thinking about it and I have an hour left.

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