Author Topic: evilbore votes: those fucking minions from despicable me (Read 5349 times)

Van Cruncheon · « **on:** February 25, 2015, 06:58:48 PM »

VOTE FEGLORDZ

Steve Contra · « **Reply #1 on:** February 25, 2015, 07:04:16 PM »

Get upset about children's entertainment brehs

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #2 on:** February 25, 2015, 07:04:29 PM »

fucking liar, i know you crawl facebook and you can NOT have missed this:

helios · « **Reply #3 on:** February 25, 2015, 07:04:58 PM »

They look like suppositories

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #4 on:** February 25, 2015, 07:06:07 PM »

maybe y'all need more yokel fuckin' family members and friends! seriously, if your cornholes weren't so precious to y'all citykind, YOU TOO COULD HAVE YOUR NEWS FEED FULL OF THESE LITTLE YELLOW SHITS with comic sans text reading such profound witticisms as "I FARTED", "IT MUST BE MONDAY", and "KILL ALL JEWS"

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #5 on:** February 25, 2015, 07:14:12 PM »

This is a lot of rage for a kids show. Have you tried masturbating at work? Cause I think masturbating at work might be the solution here.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #6 on:** February 25, 2015, 07:15:52 PM »

i can't cum without children's entertainment

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #7 on:** February 25, 2015, 07:18:49 PM »

Just sticky tack that picture to the stall door and tell your coworkers you're stuffed up like a corked bottle.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #8 on:** February 25, 2015, 07:19:17 PM »

i haven't watched it either and NEVER WILL

Steve Contra · « **Reply #9 on:** February 25, 2015, 07:28:34 PM »

Yeah but how many times have you see THE SQUEAKQUEL

Kara · « **Reply #10 on:** February 25, 2015, 07:32:49 PM »

I wanted to vote no but it had that pesky conditional clause.

kick51 · « **Reply #11 on:** February 25, 2015, 07:35:05 PM »

well, they've got that "I hate them" look.

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #12 on:** February 25, 2015, 07:37:33 PM »

i don't really like their haircut. my visceral reaction to seeing one is that i have much better hair than they do.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #13 on:** February 25, 2015, 07:46:51 PM »

Quote from: recursivelyenumerable on February 25, 2015, 07:37:33 PM

i don't really like their haircut. my visceral reaction to seeing one is that i have much better hair than they do.

But they might see your hair and think the same thing.

king of the internet · « **Reply #14 on:** February 25, 2015, 08:03:57 PM »

Never seen it, still hate them.

lennedsay · « **Reply #15 on:** February 25, 2015, 08:15:09 PM »

Quote from: Steve Contra on February 25, 2015, 07:28:34 PM

Yeah but how many times have you see THE SQUEAKQUEL

I'm laying in bed sick as fuck, but god damn that made me laugh my ass off.

I hate the little fucking minions. However, the movies are good. Better than the SQUEAKQUEL I'm sure of that.

Arbys Roast Beef Sandwich · « **Reply #16 on:** February 25, 2015, 11:42:12 PM »

van cruncheon what are your thoughts on the motion picture "Frozen?"

benjipwns · « **Reply #17 on:** February 25, 2015, 11:57:33 PM »

I take it you won't be going to this:

benjipwns · « **Reply #18 on:** February 25, 2015, 11:58:57 PM »

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #19 on:** February 26, 2015, 12:44:41 AM »

Kara · « **Reply #20 on:** February 26, 2015, 12:55:48 AM »

Build edifices to fungible entertainment for children y'all.

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #21 on:** February 26, 2015, 12:59:22 AM »

Quote from: TheInfelicitousDandy on February 25, 2015, 07:46:51 PM

Quote from: recursivelyenumerable on February 25, 2015, 07:37:33 PM
i don't really like their haircut. my visceral reaction to seeing one is that i have much better hair than they do.
But they might see your hair and think the same thing.

that's ok.

ToxicAdam · « **Reply #22 on:** February 26, 2015, 02:51:17 AM »

I was going to vote mupepe, but #2 spoke to me. The very window into my soul.

Yeti · « **Reply #23 on:** February 26, 2015, 03:20:08 AM »

they are like factory reject lego people

Oblivion · « **Reply #24 on:** February 26, 2015, 03:51:09 AM »

Except with minions instead.

Rufus · « **Reply #25 on:** February 26, 2015, 05:36:23 AM »

Well, I am a peon.

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #26 on:** February 26, 2015, 08:14:43 AM »

they all look like that bizarre foods guy

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #27 on:** February 26, 2015, 05:15:34 PM »

Yeti · « **Reply #28 on:** February 26, 2015, 05:38:38 PM »

Is it ever explained what they are? Robots, genetically-engineered to be servile beings, de-evolved humans, enslaved sentient species? I guess if they are robots then their existence isn't too nightmarish.

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #29 on:** February 26, 2015, 05:45:13 PM »

Quote from: Yeti on February 26, 2015, 05:38:38 PM

Is it ever explained what they are? Robots, genetically-engineered to be servile beings, de-evolved humans, enslaved sentient species? I guess if they are robots then their existence isn't too nightmarish.

This is from the official synopsis of the Minions spin-off movie:

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Minions have existed since the beginning of time. They have evolved from single (yellow) cell organisms into the familiar beings we know, and they live for a collective purpose: to seek out and serve the most despicable master they can find.

Kara · « **Reply #30 on:** February 26, 2015, 05:50:32 PM »

So these movies are basically about French Indochina?

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #31 on:** February 26, 2015, 05:54:00 PM »

Van didn't post in this thread today. I guess it worked that he worked it at work.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #32 on:** February 26, 2015, 06:05:54 PM »

Prole is just waiting on a minions iOS game to obsess over.

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #33 on:** February 26, 2015, 06:30:51 PM »

Quote from: Vularai on February 26, 2015, 05:50:32 PM

So these movies are basically about French Indochina?

Probably not a coincidence that Despicable Me was made by a French animation studio.

benjipwns · « **Reply #34 on:** February 26, 2015, 07:13:38 PM »

Quote from: Eel O'Brian on February 26, 2015, 08:14:43 AM

they all look like that bizarre foods guy

(Image removed from quote.)

Are you saying that they were homeless heroin and crack addicts who would steal for a high?

nudemacusers · « **Reply #35 on:** February 26, 2015, 07:21:53 PM »

how much would it cost to change the op's name to van minion for a month?

Trent Dole · « **Reply #36 on:** February 26, 2015, 10:48:58 PM »

They're third rate Three Eyed Alien from Toy Story's Pizza Planet clones, fuck 'em.

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Author Topic: evilbore votes: those fucking minions from despicable me (Read 5349 times)