Author Topic: OMG sushi girl, what did you do (Read 8012 times)

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #60 on:** March 04, 2015, 10:51:10 PM »

Quote from: TheInfelicitousDandy on March 04, 2015, 10:41:56 PM

Quote from: Flannel Boy on March 04, 2015, 10:39:05 PM
What's the sushi place? I ask even though I probably don't know it if it's not in the Annex.

Qi Sushi. It across from the low rise looking builds on gerrard.

I wouldn't go that far east in TO for Greek food.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #61 on:** March 04, 2015, 10:53:20 PM »

Quote from: Flannel Boy on March 04, 2015, 10:51:10 PM

Quote from: TheInfelicitousDandy on March 04, 2015, 10:41:56 PM
Quote from: Flannel Boy on March 04, 2015, 10:39:05 PM
What's the sushi place? I ask even though I probably don't know it if it's not in the Annex.

Qi Sushi. It across from the low rise looking builds on gerrard.

I wouldn't go that far east in TO for Greek food.

You set me up

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #62 on:** March 04, 2015, 10:54:45 PM »

Sounds like Father Mike would go anywhere for Greek.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #63 on:** March 04, 2015, 10:56:59 PM »

Anywhere with a woman PD. This is the point I've been trying to shout at the world. Anywhere with a woman!

nudemacusers · « **Reply #64 on:** March 04, 2015, 11:00:24 PM »

yeah loudly proclaiming everywhere how much you love chicks despite everyone thinking you're gay is certainly not in the least bit suspicious.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #65 on:** March 04, 2015, 11:03:37 PM »

Quote from: nudemacusers on March 04, 2015, 10:45:25 PM

Quote from: Van Cruncheon on March 04, 2015, 10:39:54 PM
Quote from: nudemacusers on March 04, 2015, 09:30:34 PM
Quote from: I'm a Puppy! on March 04, 2015, 09:23:02 PM
heaven help you if nudemacs or phoenixdark ever decide to stop by for a visit.
i can do a convincing straight guy impression when called upon to do so, thank you very much.

I was playing gay when we met

gay play

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #66 on:** March 04, 2015, 11:04:08 PM »

Step one to getting chicks.

I'll alert you when I get to step two.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #67 on:** March 04, 2015, 11:05:35 PM »

i wish tvc was here to write a little sexxxy arvie erotic avuncular incest fic. :-(

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #68 on:** March 04, 2015, 11:13:41 PM »

arvie bit his lip and moaned.

"you a naughty sushi boy!" his uncle wheezed. "you very naughty sushi boy!" his thrusts were forceful, vulgar; and his spittle struck arvie's naked back at irregular intervals, out of sync with each painful lunge.

god, arvie gasped under his breath, help me think of gurren lagann. "i'm straight!" he said, as uncle dandy's bottle-thick germanic cock pounded his butthole into moose burger. "i'm straight!" "i'm straight!"

"you be a quiet boy!" his uncle withdrew with an animal bellow, and a warm rain of sebaceous cock snot pattered into arvie's silken mullet.

arvie cried silently, hollowed out. i'm straight, he whispered. neither god nor the liberal party were listening.

behind the counter, sushi girl continued to make onigiri.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #69 on:** March 04, 2015, 11:16:43 PM »

tvc would have done it better. Your stories are always too rapey.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #70 on:** March 04, 2015, 11:18:08 PM »

this is the best you're getting without the pro.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #71 on:** March 04, 2015, 11:24:08 PM »

tvc would have included lurid details like Uncle Brain using sushi as lube.

nudemacusers · « **Reply #72 on:** March 04, 2015, 11:28:23 PM »

wasabi snowballing

Kara · « **Reply #73 on:** March 04, 2015, 11:36:35 PM »

"neither god nor the liberal party were listening."

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #74 on:** March 04, 2015, 11:42:14 PM »

it would have been amazing

Rufus · « **Reply #75 on:** March 05, 2015, 07:28:26 AM »

Quote from: jakefromstatefarm on March 04, 2015, 09:29:52 PM

Show them the porn you're into. That should clear up any ambiguity.

She's Japanese though.

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #76 on:** March 05, 2015, 08:06:05 AM »

Quote from: TheInfelicitousDandy on March 04, 2015, 10:16:34 PM

I walk. Its 10 mins from my house. Read the thread PD. The facts have been established and the fact is I'm always alone. I'm so alone my family thinks I slum it with dudes.

Just sayin' bro, if you can't get around on the fastball perhaps you should consider hitting from the other side. Worked for Mike Piazza.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #77 on:** March 05, 2015, 08:51:26 AM »

Well woke up and I'm still embarrassed. I don't think I'll leave the house today.

Brehvolution · « **Reply #78 on:** March 05, 2015, 08:56:39 AM »

Sounds like your uncle was fully prepared to fend off allegations.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #79 on:** March 05, 2015, 09:12:53 AM »

Nah I think he was just embarrassed like I was.

Anyways I have decided never to leave the house again and just order food off of amazon from now on.

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #80 on:** March 05, 2015, 09:14:31 AM »

Quote from: TheInfelicitousDandy on March 05, 2015, 09:12:53 AM

Nah I think he was just embarrassed like I was.

Anyways I have decided never to leave the house again and just order food off of amazon from now on.

At least if they think you're a taco you must be decent looking. Nobody thinks fat sloppy untucked shirt guy is a switch hitter.

demi · « **Reply #81 on:** March 05, 2015, 09:34:10 AM »

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #82 on:** March 05, 2015, 09:35:29 AM »

Quote from: demi on March 05, 2015, 09:34:10 AM

I do

Demi excluded, naturally.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #83 on:** March 05, 2015, 11:14:42 AM »

Why don't you ask the Asian lady out instead? Even if she says no you will have established yourself as a straight man in her eyes. Better yet tell her you're American first; US citizenship might tempt her.

Sometimes foreign people make jokes but they sound serious due to the language barrier. Perhaps she was merely joking.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #84 on:** March 05, 2015, 11:19:19 AM »

Nah its easier just to bare my shame and never make eye contact with anyone ever again.

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #85 on:** March 05, 2015, 11:20:31 AM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on March 05, 2015, 11:14:42 AM

Why don't you ask the Asian lady out instead? Even if she says no you will have established yourself as a straight man in her eyes. Better yet tell her you're American first; US citizenship might tempt her..

Who even thinks of this? Considering mail ordering a bride, are you?

Kara · « **Reply #86 on:** March 05, 2015, 11:22:39 AM »

Arvie I think you should pick up a copy of Unua Libro and take solace in the life lessons it offers us.

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #87 on:** March 05, 2015, 11:25:21 AM »

Quote from: Vularai on March 05, 2015, 11:22:39 AM

Arvie I think you should pick up a copy of Unua Libro and take solace in the life lessons it offers us.

Adopt a philosophy put forth by a polish ~~wiccan~~ humanitarian brehs.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #88 on:** March 05, 2015, 11:29:22 AM »

Are there any #females in your graduate program who you talk to? Take one of them to this place bro. I can't rest until I know Sushi Girl respects you. Plus if she says "is this the new one" again you'll look even straighter.

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #89 on:** March 05, 2015, 11:30:39 AM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on March 05, 2015, 11:29:22 AM

Are there any #females in your graduate program who you talk to? Take one of them to this place bro. I can't rest until I know Sushi Girl respects you. Plus if she says "is this the new one" again you'll look even straighter.

Yeah that certainly wouldn't hurt his chances with either girl. Side props are always the best props.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #90 on:** March 05, 2015, 11:48:45 AM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on March 05, 2015, 11:29:22 AM

Are there any #females in your graduate program who you talk to? Take one of them to this place bro. I can't rest until I know Sushi Girl respects you. Plus if she says "is this the new one" again you'll look even straighter.

Nah but I'm sure I can find someone if I make a craigslist post.

Kara · « **Reply #91 on:** March 05, 2015, 12:12:36 PM »

Quote from: Am_I_Anonymous on March 05, 2015, 11:25:21 AM

Quote from: Vularai on March 05, 2015, 11:22:39 AM
Arvie I think you should pick up a copy of Unua Libro and take solace in the life lessons it offers us.

Adopt a philosophy put forth by a polish ~~wiccan~~ humanitarian brehs.

You shouldn't mock Arvie's personal hero (Dr. Z) like that.

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #92 on:** March 05, 2015, 12:15:08 PM »

Quote from: Vularai on March 05, 2015, 12:12:36 PM

Quote from: Am_I_Anonymous on March 05, 2015, 11:25:21 AM
Quote from: Vularai on March 05, 2015, 11:22:39 AM
Arvie I think you should pick up a copy of Unua Libro and take solace in the life lessons it offers us.

Adopt a philosophy put forth by a polish ~~wiccan~~ humanitarian brehs.

You shouldn't mock Arvie's personal hero (Dr. Z) like that.

This may explain why he is struggling with the fairer sex.

brawndolicious · « **Reply #93 on:** March 05, 2015, 04:13:22 PM »

It sounds like she thought he was a friend. Also you might be fairly asexual but not know it yet, is there anything that prevents you from putting more effort into dating (depression, etc)?

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #94 on:** March 05, 2015, 04:16:01 PM »

Ya I'm depressed and embarrassed about my fourth testicle.

Kara · « **Reply #95 on:** March 05, 2015, 11:45:29 PM »

Arv, if it makes you feel better, every time I buy kombucha at the mercacdo I get the same cashier and I'm pretty sure she thinks I think vaccines cause autism at this point.

BobFromPikeCreek · « **Reply #96 on:** March 06, 2015, 01:43:18 AM »

I live pretty close to that sushi place. If you buy me sushi I'll go with you and she'll at least think you're gay with someone your own age.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #97 on:** March 06, 2015, 03:49:00 AM »

Quote from: TheInfelicitousDandy on March 05, 2015, 04:16:01 PM

Ya I'm depressed and embarrassed about my fourth testicle.

It's like you have four, your uncle is balls deep in you so often.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #98 on:** March 06, 2015, 07:52:03 PM »

Quote from: BobFromPikeCreek on March 06, 2015, 01:43:18 AM

I live pretty close to that sushi place. If you buy me sushi I'll go with you and she'll at least think you're gay with someone your own age.

<3 true boremance <3

Kara · « **Reply #99 on:** March 06, 2015, 09:27:39 PM »

The first game I ever played was more metal than you've ever listened to.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #100 on:** March 06, 2015, 10:12:16 PM »

So g-day+2 and I still feel a bit humiliated but its better. I guess one day at a time.

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #101 on:** March 06, 2015, 10:33:59 PM »

Just do what I did a few years back and embrace having everyone assume you're gay. It's great no longer needing to worry about relationships-for-social-validation. Trust me, you will not regret it.

Yeti · « **Reply #102 on:** March 07, 2015, 12:37:34 AM »

I think you kind of blew it by getting so defensive about it. Might as well start shopping for leather harnesses now.

chronovore · « **Reply #103 on:** March 07, 2015, 07:32:23 AM »

Quote from: Atramental on March 04, 2015, 10:00:47 PM

Perhaps you have a gay doppelgänger?

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Your avatar goes so well with this supposition.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #104 on:** March 18, 2015, 02:51:34 PM »

So I finally built up the courage to go back there. It's a normal encounter. I order take out and pull out my laptop while I wait. When sushi girl gives me my food she says 'OOO nice laptop' in reference to my extremity dirty looking map, while smiling at me. I smile back and say 'thanks', in reference to the food she just brought. See she replies 'OOO nice laptop' and smiles at me again. I say thank you again and she looks at the chief and says 'Laptop' and does a mid air typing motion with her fingers and giggles in a why that sounded kind of mean. I can't tell if sushi girl is distinguished mentally-challenged or just foreign or has made me her blood enemy.

Rufus · « **Reply #105 on:** March 18, 2015, 03:00:59 PM »

This is excellent news.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #106 on:** March 18, 2015, 03:02:04 PM »

She is like 40 years old but I'm a sexy beast so I'm not counting it out.

I'm a Puppy! · « **Reply #107 on:** March 18, 2015, 03:15:46 PM »

Ooo Nice Laptop

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #108 on:** March 18, 2015, 03:25:00 PM »

"Nice laptop, unclefucker" is what she was implying.

Yeti · « **Reply #109 on:** March 18, 2015, 03:39:05 PM »

Quote from: TheInfelicitousDandy on March 18, 2015, 02:51:34 PM

So I finally built up the courage to go back there. It's a normal encounter. I order take out and pull out my laptop while I wait. When sushi girl gives me my food she says 'OOO nice laptop' in reference to my extremity dirty looking map, while smiling at me. I smile back and say 'thanks', in reference to the food she just brought. See she replies 'OOO nice laptop' and smiles at me again. I say thank you again and she looks at the chief and says 'Laptop' and does a mid air typing motion with her fingers and giggles in a why that sounded kind of mean. I can't tell if sushi girl is distinguished mentally-challenged or just foreign or has made me her blood enemy.

Are you sure she's the distinguished mentally-challenged one?

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #110 on:** March 18, 2015, 03:47:13 PM »

Quote from: Yeti on March 18, 2015, 03:39:05 PM

Quote from: TheInfelicitousDandy on March 18, 2015, 02:51:34 PM
So I finally built up the courage to go back there. It's a normal encounter. I order take out and pull out my laptop while I wait. When sushi girl gives me my food she says 'OOO nice laptop' in reference to my extremity dirty looking map, while smiling at me. I smile back and say 'thanks', in reference to the food she just brought. See she replies 'OOO nice laptop' and smiles at me again. I say thank you again and she looks at the chief and says 'Laptop' and does a mid air typing motion with her fingers and giggles in a why that sounded kind of mean. I can't tell if sushi girl is distinguished mentally-challenged or just foreign or has made me her blood enemy.

Are you sure she's the distinguished mentally-challenged one?

No, I'm just foreign.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #111 on:** April 07, 2015, 05:00:36 PM »

Guy got a hardcore sushi girl experience.

chronovore · « **Reply #112 on:** April 07, 2015, 06:45:24 PM »

Every time I see this thread, I briefly think it’s about this:

nachobro · « **Reply #113 on:** April 07, 2015, 10:06:36 PM »

Just show her your dick and see if she's into it.

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Author Topic: OMG sushi girl, what did you do (Read 8012 times)