Confession Time

[Flannel Boy]

Over the past year, I have watched every single episode of Friends. Worse still, I actually liked watching the episodes. 

[Atramental]

edit: nvm

[toku]

I've been thinking about doing an entire Fraiser watch.

[StealthFan]

I got a huge, rock hard cock.

[Positive Touch]

you love Paul McCartney so this isn't that far out of the way for you

[ToxicAdam]

I've never thought of using Canadian as a pejorative, but here we are.

[parallax]

i dont get friends. or seinfeld.

and its not hate either. i simply dont understand either show

[Barry Egan]

That's really not so bad, I have a few people in my life who have been passively streaming the show (with the requisite amount of shame) since it became available on Netflix two months ago-

Over the past year

[pilonv1]

That's really not so bad, I have a few people in my life who have been passively streaming the show (with the requisite amount of shame) since it became available on Netflix two months ago-

The wife does that. Stared with Frasier then Friends, now 30 Rock. Sadly she wasn't interested in starting Wings

I'll happily admit to liking Friends, mainly before Chandler and Monica hooked up. I even watched Joey as well, but only once

[Am_I_Anonymous]

Friends isn't bad. It isn't Seinfeld but it isn't terrible. The only actor I don't like was Aniston, always hated her storylines.

[I'm a Puppy!]

Yeah, friends isn't all terrible. It's just when they try to do drama instead of comedy that it becomes terrible.

[kick51]

i would laugh, but that's only about 100 hours and I've played more games than that in probably the past 2 or 3 weeks alone.   :'(

[Madrun Badrun]

I'd rewatch friends just for 90's jennifer aniston

[Brehvolution]

I'd rewatch friends just for 90's jennifer aniston

The episodes she wasn't wearing a bra

[Madrun Badrun]

She had hard nips a lot of the time.  Also 90's pantyhose and skirts and hair mmmmmmm

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

I could never get into David Bowie.

His shtick has aged poorly, just like almost everything else about the 70s.

[Steve Contra]

David Bowie...schtick?  I think the bore may be overusing that word.

[dkdk]

I'd rewatch friends just for 90's courtney cox

fixed for me

[chronovore]

I'd rewatch friends just for 90's courtney cox

fixed for me

Enjoy your stick figure.

[Mr. Nobody]

I like fat chicks 

[benjipwns]

This reminds me I left Cougar Town off my Tiers in the sitcom thread.

Now to decide if it deserves First Tier...

[kick51]

I could never get into David Bowie.

His shtick has aged poorly, just like almost everything else about the 70s.

he had like 50 shticks in the 70s alone

eccentric brit rocker, ziggy stardust, recovering coke head, eno lover, etc.

[Am_I_Anonymous]

I could never get into David Bowie.

His shtick has aged poorly, just like almost everything else about the 70s.

he had like 50 shticks in the 70s alone

eccentric brit rocker, ziggy stardust, recovering coke head, eno lover, etc.

Lewis Black was on a local radio show yesterday and was talking about being at a party sitting at a table with David Bowie and Harvey Keitel.

He said Bowie was "extremely intelligent man, he was discussing periods of art I have never hear about before and I collect art. Then he asked me to meet him at a club at midnight....I showed up and he wasn't there. Ran into him later that month, he invited me again and this time I didn't show. Moral of the story? Fuck famous people"

Radio Host "what about Keitel?"

Black "All that dumb bastard wanted to know is if he should eat a cheeseburger or not"

[Courage]

Friends is infinitely replayable for me. It serves as great background noise and I still laugh at many of the jokes. Maybe it's just the cac within me.

[Eel O'Brian]

the flashback episodes with fat monica are awesome

[Phoenix Dark]

On one Valentines day in high school I bought two roses, which I planned on taking to my grandparents. I ended up giving both away at school - one to my best female friend who I've mentioned before, and another to a girl who said "I wish someone would buy me some roses..."

So I bought two more roses, and after school I left the student center building and saw a friend of mine walking towards the parking lot, yards away. I yelled out "Justin!" I had borrowed a CD of his and wanted to give it back before he left. In my haste I had yelled his name while waving my hand and the roses in the air. He turned around, saw the roses, looked around at the various students staring at us, and walked away shaking his head.

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it was an Incubus CD

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[Skidmark]

I worry that my biases are a sign of me getting older.

[Rufus]

The older you get the more strongly held (often poorly informed) opinions you have. It's the way of the world.

[Am_I_Anonymous]

The older you get the more strongly held (often poorly informed) opinions you have. It's the way of the world.

LOL, yes because clearly a younger person with limited experience knows more than a person who has been around a while.

Get right to the bushes, youngster.

[Madrun Badrun]

Clearly someone is on the dying side of life.

[Am_I_Anonymous]

Clearly someone is on the dying side of life.

Nah, only in my late 30's. I have a long time of riding your ass like a lawnmower left in me. And I just filled up the tank.

Let me know when you get laid hit puberty so I can really take the claws out. Thx.

[Human Snorenado]

Arvie may have not hit puberty yet AiA, but he HAS dismembered four prostitutes in his basement, so he's got that going for him.

[Am_I_Anonymous]

Arvie may have not hit puberty yet AiA, but he HAS dismembered four prostitutes in his basement, so he's got that going for him.

 

[Rufus]

Experience is experience. Generalizations and hasty assumptions are another. I can only hope to be immune.

[Am_I_Anonymous]

Experience is experience. Generalizations and hasty assumptions are another. I can only hope to be immune.

Yawn.

[Rufus]

UT finished downloading. Smoochies bb.

[Madrun Badrun]

Clearly someone is on the dying side of life.

Nah, only in my late 30's. I have a long time of riding your ass like a lawnmower left in me. And I just filled up the tank.

Let me know when you get laid hit puberty so I can really take the claws out. Thx.

Isn't that pretty old for someone who use to play football though?

Arvie may have not hit puberty yet AiA, but he HAS dismembered four prostitutes in his basement, so he's got that going for him.

No.  I remembered two of them, so there are only two dismembered prostitutes in my basement

[Phoenix Dark]

I quit HL2 after dying multiple times to the helicopter. Never finished it.

[Madrun Badrun]

that's shameful. 

[Am_I_Anonymous]

Clearly someone is on the dying side of life.

Nah, only in my late 30's. I have a long time of riding your ass like a lawnmower left in me. And I just filled up the tank.

Let me know when you get laid hit puberty so I can really take the claws out. Thx.

Isn't that pretty old for someone who use to play football

See that's your generation right there. Who the the world would lack basic sensibility and say such a thing? Damn man. Not cool.

[I'm a Puppy!]

Clearly someone is on the dying side of life.

Nah, only in my late 30's. I have a long time of riding your ass like a lawnmower left in me. And I just filled up the tank.

Let me know when you get laid hit puberty so I can really take the claws out. Thx.

Isn't that pretty old for someone who use to play football

See that's your generation right there. Who the the world would lack basic sensibility and say such a thing? Damn man. Not cool.

He's just saying that it's surprising you haven't shriveled up from no longer taking steroids or haven't overdosed on the heroin. That's all. Sheesh, don't be so touchy.

[Madrun Badrun]

well I'm apparently wrong anyways  http://www.slate.com/articles/sports/sports_nut/2014/09/nfl_players_life_spans_and_domestic_violence_rates_could_pro_football_actually.html

Though it could just be NFL propaganda

[Kara]

In the second grade we had to do biographies on historical figures, then dress up as them and LARP a presentation to the class. Knickerbockers were Ben Franklin or Betsy Ross.

I was Peter the Great.

To this day my teacher remembers me solely for that.

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

I like fat chicks 

It depends on the size of her titties.  Sometimes a girl has a little bit of chubbiness with some monster titties.  Those are the girls I like best.

[chronovore]

I like fat chicks 

It depends on the size of her titties.  Sometimes a girl has a little bit of chubbiness with some monster titties.  Those are the girls I like best.

A girl I hooked up with in high school was like that; chubby, but with ample breasts. She was a lot more active than I was, and pretty much a horny, DTF poster girl. She taught me a lot, and was the source of the most confusing compliment I’ve ever received:

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“Wow, I’ve never come like that with just one guy before.”

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[Kara]

[Phoenix Dark]

Don't ever make fun of Prodigy again.

[Kara]

not.... crazy

ufo stands for "U Flamed Often" now

[Yeti]

In the second grade we had to do biographies on historical figures, then dress up as them and LARP a presentation to the class. Knickerbockers were Ben Franklin or Betsy Ross.

I was Peter the Great.

To this day my teacher remembers me solely for that.

At least Peter the Great is kind of a cool historical figure. I did my presentation on Barbara Bush.  Thankfully there was no dressing up.

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I wanted to research her because she had the same kind of dog that I had. 

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