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« on: March 11, 2015, 09:21:09 AM »
http://www.nytimes.com/2015/03/11/world/europe/bbc-suspends-jeremy-clarkson-host-of-top-gear-after-string-of-warnings.html


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Mr. Clarkson, 54, is the Prince Philip of television hosts, given to making impolite comments about foreigners and then apologizing. Even though “Top Gear” attracts strong ratings, the BBC had put him on a “final warning” last year for his behavior after he used a racist word during filming.

At the time, Mr. Clarkson said, somewhat jokingly, that the BBC had told him he would be fired if he made “one more offensive remark, anywhere, at any time.”

“Top Gear,” which began in 2002 as a straightforward program that evaluated cars, has become a phenomenon, sometimes described as the world’s most popular factual television program. Some 350 million viewers in 170 countries watch it each week. That makes it an important source of revenue for the BBC, and Mr. Clarkson, who is paid about $1.5 million a year to present the show, is one of the organization’s most highly paid employees.

The BBC announced his suspension late Tuesday “following a fracas” with a producer and “pending an investigation.” The BBC provided no further details, but Mr. Clarkson was reported to have punched a producer last week. The show will not be broadcast as scheduled on Sunday.

A petition to the BBC to reinstate Mr. Clarkson was started Tuesday night by a politically conservative blogger, Paul Staines, who calls himself Guido Fawkes. Calling for “freedom to fracas,” it has been signed by more than 140,000 people.
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In October, Mr. Clarkson and his crew had to flee Argentina after allegedly being attacked by local residents in an incident over a license plate. Mr. Clarkson was driving a car with the plate number H982 FLK, which was understood to be a reference to the British military victory over Argentina in the Falkland Islands war of 1982.

Mr. Clarkson and his team insisted — with a wink — that they had no idea what the license plate meant. But most observers saw it as a typical Clarkson ploy to seem both naughty and patriotic.

Last year the show was censured for breaching broadcasting rules after Mr. Clarkson used a derogatory word for Asian people in a program from Myanmar.

And in May 2014, video footage that was not intended for broadcast appeared to show Mr. Clarkson using a racist term while reciting the nursery rhyme “eeny, meeny, miney, moe.” He later apologized and begged forgiveness, denying that he had uttered the slur but admitting “that it sounds like I did.”

Similarly, in January 2012, Indian diplomats complained about a program from the country in which Mr. Clarkson described a car fitted with a toilet as “perfect for India because everyone who comes here gets the trots.”

The year before, the BBC apologized to Mexico after Mr. Clarkson and his co-hosts characterized Mexicans as “lazy” and “feckless.” The show has also mocked Germans, Romanians and Albanians, among others.

Mr. Clarkson, who also writes a weekly column for The Sunday Times of London, posted a Twitter message in February saying a “new presenter for ‘Top Gear’ ” was wanted. “Applicant should be old, badly dressed and pedantic but capable of getting to work on time,” he wrote.
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Re: jeremy clarkson shitcanned
« Reply #1 on: March 11, 2015, 09:27:18 AM »
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« Reply #2 on: March 11, 2015, 09:27:47 AM »
Meh.  I mean racism is obviously wrong but pissing on other countries and punching people is kind of funny. 

I hope this doesn't mean he will be on QI more cause all he eve talks about is cars. 

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« Reply #3 on: March 11, 2015, 09:30:42 AM »
I like the guy but I can see why he has to be punted. 
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« Reply #4 on: March 11, 2015, 09:33:47 AM »
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« Reply #5 on: March 11, 2015, 09:34:01 AM »
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« Reply #6 on: March 11, 2015, 09:38:30 AM »
Lets not pretend he got kicked for his UKIP-esque clowning, as if the BBC is some bastion of human dignity.

BBC people need to stay in line with the BBC chain of command above all else

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« Reply #7 on: March 11, 2015, 10:04:11 AM »
it is true that anyone who goes to India gets the...trots.  lol british slang

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« Reply #8 on: March 11, 2015, 10:07:24 AM »
Ya being butt hurt by the truth and the the water :piss2

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« Reply #9 on: March 11, 2015, 12:05:20 PM »
it is true that anyone who goes to India gets the...trots.  lol british slang

I think it's more an old intellectual thing. My parents used to call them that too.

I mean in retrospect it's pretty obvious they were KGB illegals, but I'm sure the Clarkster isn't one of those.

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« Reply #10 on: March 11, 2015, 12:15:59 PM »
defend racists because you like their show brehs
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« Reply #11 on: March 11, 2015, 02:09:10 PM »
defend racists because you like their show brehs

I'm usually pretty pro-assholes getting fired for being assholes but I gotta admit I have some mixed feelings about Clarkson.
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« Reply #12 on: March 11, 2015, 02:31:34 PM »
Clarkson is nothing more than a loud prat. I think he's harmless, but the numerous incidents where he got away with it apparently made him think he's invulnerable (that and the wide success of Top Gear). Doesn't surprise me that someone would finally want to do more than wag a finger at him.
I wanna see the next episode with May and Hammon talking to a cardboard cutout of him.

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« Reply #13 on: March 11, 2015, 06:10:20 PM »
Mixed feelings. Whut. What are his redeeming features? He occasionally says something funny about automobiles?
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« Reply #14 on: March 11, 2015, 06:19:22 PM »
He's a huge cunt but he can be self-deprecating and, for me at least, self-deprecating goes a long way.
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« Reply #15 on: March 11, 2015, 06:29:11 PM »
Still fuck him though, no tears here.

By "mixed-feelings" I meant more that it was always weird to see that being a Tory twat actually had genuine comedic value, while over here "conservative comedy" is an oxymoron.
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« Reply #16 on: March 11, 2015, 06:31:17 PM »
redeeming feature: the main character in the BBC's biggest cash cow.

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« Reply #17 on: March 11, 2015, 06:36:19 PM »
Real talk I watch less of an episode of Top Gear than I do a porno.

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« Reply #18 on: March 11, 2015, 08:47:39 PM »
didn't he get enough chances anyways, only to continue fucking up, so

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« Reply #19 on: March 11, 2015, 08:58:11 PM »
Mixed feelings. Whut. What are his redeeming features? He occasionally says something funny about automobiles?

1. punched Piers Morgan
2. ??

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« Reply #20 on: March 12, 2015, 12:57:29 AM »
Real talk I watch less of an episode of Top Gear than I do a porno.
I always skip the interview and most of the connecting bits, i.e. the stuff they can't film right now. Sometimes the segments are too cringey, the newer ones more so than the old stuff.

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« Reply #21 on: March 12, 2015, 06:33:08 PM »
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The 3 are old men with faces for radio and voices for silent film. But Stewart Lee is MAJOR-LEAGUE UNFUNNY AND A BET WELSHER. Dude is fucking clownshoes on the Chris Kattan-Tier of Total Fucking Clownshoes. He once welshed on a lost bet with an English acquaintance of mine, ended up almost getting a pool cue jabbed up his ass for welshing.
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« Reply #22 on: March 12, 2015, 07:06:17 PM »
Real talk I watch less of an episode of Top Gear than I do a porno.
I always skip the interview and most of the connecting bits, i.e. the stuff they can't film right now. Sometimes the segments are too cringey, the newer ones more so than the old stuff.

That show made the 16.4 unenjoyable to watch. :mindblown

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« Reply #23 on: March 12, 2015, 08:29:36 PM »
I didn't even remember that. I don't mind James May usually, but he's boring by himself... What I really couldn't bear was everything involving Sabine Schmitz. :germanycry

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« Reply #24 on: March 13, 2015, 09:39:52 PM »
Christ, this show was always boring. HOW DO YOU MAKE THE 250 GTO BORING.



I'm J-Clark, pls listen to me prattle on while cars do stuff.

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« Reply #25 on: March 15, 2015, 03:27:54 AM »
The 3 are old men with faces for radio and voices for silent film. But Stewart Lee is MAJOR-LEAGUE UNFUNNY AND A BET WELSHER. Dude is fucking clownshoes on the Chris Kattan-Tier of Total Fucking Clownshoes. He once welshed on a lost bet with an English acquaintance of mine, ended up almost getting a pool cue jabbed up his ass for welshing.
Do not take my posting of a Stewart Lee video as an endorsement of his continued existence, I just thought it was internet law that someone had to post that absurd bit in any thread regarding Top Gear.

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« Reply #26 on: March 20, 2015, 10:40:16 AM »
http://www.vice.com/en_uk/read/yer-das-gone-rogue-guido-fawkes-bloggers-drive-a-tank-into-broadcasting-house-to-petition-jeremy-clarksons-suspension-303

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One of the political bloggers from Guido Fawkes and another guy dressed as "The Stig" have just roared into the BBC's Broadcasting House IN A TANK to campaign against the injustice of Jeremy Clarkson being suspended from Top Gear for punching a man over a steak. THIS IS 2015 AND THIS IS YOUR REALITY. THIS IS REAL AND THIS IS HAPPENING. BRITAIN'S DADS HAVE GONE MAD.

These Guido Fawkes lads go 0 to 100 real quick

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« Reply #27 on: March 20, 2015, 10:46:12 AM »
Guido Fawkes    :beli
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« Reply #28 on: March 20, 2015, 10:52:30 AM »
So you can't own guns in Britain but you can own a tank?

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« Reply #29 on: March 20, 2015, 10:55:21 AM »
So you can't own guns in Britain but you can own a tank?

They all come equipped with Teamakers so duh.
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« Reply #30 on: March 20, 2015, 12:23:23 PM »
Oh Guido Fawkes are a pom dads' rights group? No wonder they're a bunch of utter nutters.

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« Reply #31 on: March 20, 2015, 03:08:58 PM »
So you can't own guns in Britain but you can own a tank?

They all come equipped with Teamakers so duh.

I always thought that was dumb because of the humidity.

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« Reply #33 on: March 25, 2015, 11:24:35 AM »
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« Reply #34 on: March 25, 2015, 11:39:22 AM »
The BBC had no choice. But the unedifying sight of people falling over themselves to defend his thuggery because they watch the show, is even more sad and hilarious.

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« Reply #35 on: March 25, 2015, 04:49:16 PM »
now this forum can love BBC even more
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« Reply #36 on: March 26, 2015, 06:41:35 PM »
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http://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2011/oct/02/charlie-brooker-80mph-speed-limit

thinking about who could take over this show i've realised all the english celebs i like either have better things to do with their time than run a shitty car show and/or don't like cars
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« Reply #37 on: March 26, 2015, 07:00:04 PM »
They should just do a guest presenter every episode until they find somebody that is perfect. Besides the the general wafting pettiness, the thing I hated the most about Jeremy was that he seemed to be the reason the show was so overly scripted but I think the other two would be fine working with new hosts that aren't obsessed with having their syntax and camera choreography perfect before filming.

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« Reply #38 on: March 26, 2015, 09:41:55 PM »
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http://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2011/oct/02/charlie-brooker-80mph-speed-limit

thinking about who could take over this show i've realised all the english celebs i like either have better things to do with their time than run a shitty car show and/or don't like cars

can't stand clarkson but brooker is pissing up the wrong wall here. I don't drive fast out of a need to exercise my repressed masculine cravings, It's because motorways are boring as shit and i want to get it over with.

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« Reply #39 on: March 26, 2015, 09:43:16 PM »
Ya I drive fast because I want to die and take people with me. 

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« Reply #40 on: March 26, 2015, 10:54:03 PM »
Next time The Guardian publishes another whiteliberalism.txt piece about gender issues I'm going to sit back and think of the Brookster insisting on describing a throbbing member for no worthwhile reason.