why are you ending it all today?
- the coli ditched rep and i have no remaining discrete measure of worth in my life.
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1 (1.2%)
- nintendo has abandoned their noble cause and i am shorn of all useful illusion.
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7 (8.2%)
- a girl at my preferred eatery has rejected my perceived sexual identity.
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3 (3.5%)
- the bourgeois malaise now permeates all matters of my life and i am left no recourse.
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22 (25.9%)
- a member of my favored online community has cast dire aspersions on my self.
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5 (5.9%)
- my genitalia do not provoke such interest as they have in the past.
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12 (14.1%)
- the final fantasy videogames do not stir the charms of my nostalgia any more.
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8 (9.4%)
- the neogaf continues its charade of meaning and the presumption galls me utterly.
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4 (4.7%)
- my preferred sporting teams continue their unmitigated trammel of my tribal faith.
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9 (10.6%)
- mupepe doesn't call and yet my rectum aches for his audience.
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14 (16.5%)
Total Members Voted: 50