Doctor Who is better than religion because it explains the origin of everything

[TVC15]

From Doctor Who, we know that the Big Bang was caused by the time ship Terminus after its fuel became unstable and exploded while in a time vortex.

No religion offers any adequate solution for the origin of the universe like Doctor Who does.  And it like, makes sense scientifically, too.

[Mupepe]

But where are all the hot uptight conservative babes that would so take it up the pooper while they wear their cleavage showin', hiked up Church skirts?

[TVC15]

Who wants to have sex with everyday sluts when you are a charming Time Lord that can fuck anything in the history of the universe?

[Mupepe]

Who wants to have sex with everyday sluts when you are a charming Time Lord that can fuck anything in the history of the universe?

Oh shit.  Good point.

[Howard Alan Treesong]

What ever happened to our promised new icons? We need Dr. Who icons.

I want to become a high school science teacher so I can teach my children the gospel of Dr. Who as an "alternative" theory of creation.

[TVC15]

Has a religion been founded around Doctor Who?  If not, I will start it and be a priest.  Malek can be one of my altar boys.

[Flannel Boy]

Has a religion been founded around Doctor Who?  If not, I will start it and be a priest.  Malek can be one of my altar boys.

Well on the plus side if I ever get in trouble later on in life I can use the Mark Foley excuse.

[Howard Alan Treesong]

time to kick this thread up a notch 

WITH INFORMATION 

http://www.facingthechallenge.org/who10.htm

[TVC15]

I disagree with some of the things he says, namely:

‘everything dies; everything has its time’.

This attitude is unlike that of the Doctor in the classic series, who frequently risked his life to help vulnerable enemies. It is best explained as a reflection of the belief that death has to be accepted and even welcomed as part of the process that makes life possible and desirable. In ‘New Earth’ Cassandra comes to accept her own inevitable death.

There are some problems with this:

1) Cassandra was a SHEET OF HUMAN SKIN.  Her body had completely fallen apart and was inhabiting a STOLEN BODY.  Why would The Doctor let her live when she had basically become a parasite?
2) She was a recurring villain.
3) He DOES help her fulfill one last wish.  There really wasn't anything else The Doctor could do, short of letting her inhabit someone else's body.  He let her have her last wish, thus making her demise as comfortable as possible.

[Howard Alan Treesong]

Well, you know, if the Doctor would just save more villains instead of letting them die, our Social Security system wouldn't be in the state it is today (think of all those extra lives throughout history x their ancestors x paying into Social Security.!) The liberal Time Lords and the rest of the deathocrats have no one to blame but themselves for our current financial shortfall.

[TVC15]

Well, you know, if the Doctor would just save more villains instead of letting them die, our Social Security system wouldn't be in the state it is today (think of all those extra lives throughout history x their ancestors x paying into Social Security.!) The liberal Time Lords and the rest of the deathocrats have no one to blame but themselves for our current financial shortfall.

Wait, are you implying we should be giving Daleks and Cybermen social security and free medical benefits?

Eh, the show takes place in the UK, most of the time.  It's their problem.  I just don't want those Daleks running cross the mexican border and plopping a baby on US soil.  Then it's a US citizen and we'd have to take care of both of them.  Next thing you know we have to make election ballets so Daleks can understand them.