Author Topic: The bore sexual congress 2015 (Read 9908 times)

Am_I_Anonymous · « **on:** March 23, 2015, 10:51:32 AM »

I see some new members, let's proudly proclaim what we prefer to fuck so we can start our ghetto version of craigslist, k thx.

Kara · « **Reply #1 on:** March 23, 2015, 11:05:36 AM »

Something something FEMA camps.

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #2 on:** March 23, 2015, 11:13:52 AM »

head is head

Cerveza mas fina · « **Reply #3 on:** March 23, 2015, 11:14:52 AM »

Even if its your sister?

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #4 on:** March 23, 2015, 11:15:13 AM »

Quote from: Premium Lager on March 23, 2015, 11:14:52 AM

Even if its your sister?

'
Yeah but your sister though

I'm a Puppy! · « **Reply #5 on:** March 23, 2015, 11:41:46 AM »

Yup like I said before straight and boring as well.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #6 on:** March 23, 2015, 11:50:35 AM »

I'm straight, but feel like if I was drunk enough I'd probably let a dude blow me

ToxicAdam · « **Reply #7 on:** March 23, 2015, 12:06:13 PM »

I don't discriminate, I will have sex with fat and skinny white girls.

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #8 on:** March 23, 2015, 12:08:00 PM »

Quote from: Human Snorenado on March 23, 2015, 11:50:35 AM

I'm straight, but feel like if I was drunk enough I'd probably let a dude blow me

Two things:

1) A rare Demi like, congratulations.

2) A bunch of lying feggits on this board.

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #9 on:** March 23, 2015, 12:10:08 PM »

i am terrible at heterosexual relationships and would probably also be terrible at homosexual relationships or whatever else i tried.

sexual orientation: "avoid"

king of the internet · « **Reply #10 on:** March 23, 2015, 01:04:37 PM »

Quote from: Human Snorenado on March 23, 2015, 11:50:35 AM

I'm straight, but feel like if I was drunk enough I'd probably let a dude blow me

I don't really see how blow jobs count. A mouth is a mouth.

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #11 on:** March 23, 2015, 01:10:57 PM »

Quote from: WRATH VICE™ on March 23, 2015, 01:07:01 PM

Lying feggits? More like lying breeders.

I just find it amazing that for all the talk of the D we get here not one person has voted fully gay.

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #12 on:** March 23, 2015, 01:18:05 PM »

give it time

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #13 on:** March 23, 2015, 01:23:50 PM »

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #14 on:** March 23, 2015, 01:27:53 PM »

Quote from: Esch on March 23, 2015, 01:26:38 PM

Quote from: Am_I_Anonymous on March 23, 2015, 01:10:57 PM
Quote from: WRATH VICE™ on March 23, 2015, 01:07:01 PM
Lying feggits? More like lying breeders.

(Image removed from quote.)

I just find it amazing that for all the talk of the D we get here not one person has voted fully gay.

The Bores homosexuality is a put on friend. Most of us are boring heteronormative plebeians (Image removed from quote.)

Could have fooled me buddy. So much estrogen in here that I feel like I need to take off my shoes before I post. And that's just PD.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #15 on:** March 23, 2015, 03:27:43 PM »

I keep reading the thread title as "The Bore Sexual Congress"

But that could be the liquor talking.

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #16 on:** March 23, 2015, 03:29:04 PM »

Quote from: Joe Molotov on March 23, 2015, 03:27:43 PM

I keep reading the thread title as "The Bore Sexual Congress"

Fixed.

Kara · « **Reply #17 on:** March 23, 2015, 03:33:30 PM »

Quote from: Am_I_Anonymous on March 23, 2015, 01:10:57 PM

Quote from: WRATH VICE™ on March 23, 2015, 01:07:01 PM
Lying feggits? More like lying breeders.

(Image removed from quote.)

I just find it amazing that for all the talk of the D we get here not one person has voted fully gay.

I'm trying to go gay, OK.

For example, I no longer get cam phishers on Skype purporting to be women, but men.

Steve Contra · « **Reply #18 on:** March 23, 2015, 03:41:33 PM »

nudemacusers · « **Reply #19 on:** March 23, 2015, 04:08:04 PM »

I don't like to trap myself into definitions.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #20 on:** March 23, 2015, 04:09:20 PM »

And the traps can't define you if they tried.

toku · « **Reply #21 on:** March 23, 2015, 04:09:53 PM »

no kind of love in the void

Huff · « **Reply #22 on:** March 23, 2015, 04:38:25 PM »

I must want them to love me. Then I leave them

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #23 on:** March 23, 2015, 07:17:09 PM »

methinks the aia doth protest too much

come, join our homosensual revels

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #24 on:** March 23, 2015, 07:19:22 PM »

Quote from: Am_I_Anonymous on March 23, 2015, 01:27:53 PM

Quote from: Esch on March 23, 2015, 01:26:38 PM
Quote from: Am_I_Anonymous on March 23, 2015, 01:10:57 PM
Quote from: WRATH VICE™ on March 23, 2015, 01:07:01 PM
Lying feggits? More like lying breeders.

(Image removed from quote.)

I just find it amazing that for all the talk of the D we get here not one person has voted fully gay.

The Bores homosexuality is a put on friend. Most of us are boring heteronormative plebeians (Image removed from quote.)

Could have fooled me buddy. So much estrogen in here that I feel like I need to take off my shoes before I post. And that's just PD.

wait wait WAIT, how is "estrogen" gay

cuz this ain't no place for feminine feggitry outside our occasional forays into elizabethan hedonism and/or late victorian foppery (alt. "wilde homo")

we respeck the pure testosterone football locker room downlow here, breh

and there's NOTHIN' girlie about the way we lewis county boys treat our piggies. mac, represent

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #25 on:** March 23, 2015, 07:24:57 PM »

Outstanding.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #26 on:** March 23, 2015, 07:51:24 PM »

AIA has probably seen more penises than all the rest of us combined.

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #27 on:** March 23, 2015, 07:52:38 PM »

Quote from: Joe Molotov on March 23, 2015, 07:51:24 PM

AIA has probably seen more penises than all the rest of us combined.

In real life or counting porn?

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #28 on:** March 23, 2015, 07:53:47 PM »

IRL, obvs.

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #29 on:** March 23, 2015, 07:55:20 PM »

Quote from: Joe Molotov on March 23, 2015, 07:53:47 PM

IRL, obvs.

In that case unless Demi is a lot lizard at an all night trucking joint or a movie critic I would have to say yeah.

milchs evil twin · « **Reply #30 on:** March 23, 2015, 08:24:54 PM »

Quote from: Am_I_Anonymous on March 23, 2015, 07:52:38 PM

Quote from: Joe Molotov on March 23, 2015, 07:51:24 PM
AIA has probably seen more penises than all the rest of us combined.

In real life or counting porn?

You do porn?

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #31 on:** March 23, 2015, 08:26:27 PM »

Quote from: milchs evil twin on March 23, 2015, 08:24:54 PM

Quote from: Am_I_Anonymous on March 23, 2015, 07:52:38 PM
Quote from: Joe Molotov on March 23, 2015, 07:51:24 PM
AIA has probably seen more penises than all the rest of us combined.

In real life or counting porn?

You do porn?

How much you want to pay. Mid 6 figures and I can get a sign off from the wife. No homo

nudemacusers · « **Reply #32 on:** March 23, 2015, 08:34:30 PM »

Quote from: Van Cruncheon on March 23, 2015, 07:19:22 PM

Quote from: Am_I_Anonymous on March 23, 2015, 01:27:53 PM
Quote from: Esch on March 23, 2015, 01:26:38 PM
Quote from: Am_I_Anonymous on March 23, 2015, 01:10:57 PM
Quote from: WRATH VICE™ on March 23, 2015, 01:07:01 PM
Lying feggits? More like lying breeders.

(Image removed from quote.)

I just find it amazing that for all the talk of the D we get here not one person has voted fully gay.

The Bores homosexuality is a put on friend. Most of us are boring heteronormative plebeians (Image removed from quote.)

Could have fooled me buddy. So much estrogen in here that I feel like I need to take off my shoes before I post. And that's just PD.

wait wait WAIT, how is "estrogen" gay

cuz this ain't no place for feminine feggitry outside our occasional forays into elizabethan hedonism and/or late victorian foppery (alt. "wilde homo")

we respeck the pure testosterone football locker room downlow here, breh

and there's NOTHIN' girlie about the way we lewis county boys treat our piggies. mac, represent

If you can't drive a dirty hog though your muddy backyard go back to the city.

Also go back to the city if you can't ride a dirtbike

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #33 on:** March 23, 2015, 08:37:09 PM »

Am heading back to the city.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #34 on:** March 23, 2015, 09:08:05 PM »

arvie's our twin-anused mascot for gaybore shenanigans

I'm a Puppy! · « **Reply #35 on:** March 23, 2015, 09:22:09 PM »

That uncle fucker?

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #36 on:** March 23, 2015, 09:32:24 PM »

I would like to remind you, I have the ability to punish you guys though posts such as these ones

Try not to watch

Rufus · « **Reply #37 on:** March 23, 2015, 09:42:01 PM »

Ah fuck. The thumbnail and title is plenty enough. I've been paranoid about these things every since I found out that they exist.

Kara · « **Reply #38 on:** March 23, 2015, 09:45:39 PM »

Quote from: Am_I_Anonymous on March 23, 2015, 08:37:09 PM

Am heading back to the city.

Just leave it in a high gear and go up a mountain; no one will be able to tell.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #39 on:** March 23, 2015, 09:58:04 PM »

Quote from: Rufus on March 23, 2015, 09:42:01 PM

Ah fuck. The thumbnail and title is plenty enough. I've been paranoid about these things every since I found out that they exist.

You got to start off with something more softcore like this

and then after a time, when that shit doesn't get you hard anymore, then go back to it

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #40 on:** March 23, 2015, 10:00:35 PM »

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #41 on:** March 23, 2015, 10:02:23 PM »

Who's the twin-anused mascot now!? Who's the twin-anused mascot now.

I'm a Puppy! · « **Reply #42 on:** March 23, 2015, 10:11:42 PM »

we are. we are....

Kara · « **Reply #43 on:** March 24, 2015, 12:14:32 AM »

Is a Sexual Congress like a Party Congress? I like those.

Tasty · « **Reply #44 on:** March 24, 2015, 12:27:17 AM »

It's 2015,

is

Tasty · « **Reply #45 on:** March 24, 2015, 12:27:47 AM »

BTW the poll is anonymous, right?

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Right??

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thisismyusername · « **Reply #46 on:** March 24, 2015, 12:34:14 AM »

Quote from: Tasty Meat on March 24, 2015, 12:27:47 AM

BTW the poll is anonymous, right?

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Right??
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We all know you're gay. Is it a secret if it isn't a secret?

Tasty · « **Reply #47 on:** March 24, 2015, 12:36:36 AM »

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Tasty · « **Reply #48 on:** March 24, 2015, 01:03:08 AM »

Damnit thisismyusername this is how rumors get started.

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thisismyusername · « **Reply #49 on:** March 24, 2015, 01:04:17 AM »

Quote from: Tasty Meat on March 24, 2015, 01:03:08 AM

Damnit thisismyusername this is how rumors get started.

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You self-disclosed this in the GAF thread a year or so ago. Don't blame me. Blame yourself or god. But mostly yourself.

Tasty · « **Reply #50 on:** March 24, 2015, 01:08:27 AM »

Uhh, pretty sure I didn't.

I'd love to have that link. I used to tease a lot, definitely. You guys never saw my G4 days.

But anyways, I was gonna wait some more but fuck it, yes I like dick.

If any of y'all follow me on Twitts or FB I'd appreciate not letting that slip for a little while if possible.

thisismyusername · « **Reply #51 on:** March 24, 2015, 01:12:52 AM »

Quote from: Tasty Meat on March 24, 2015, 01:08:27 AM

Uhh, pretty sure I didn't. I'd love to have that link. I used to tease a lot, definitely. You guys never saw my G4 days.

But anyways, I was gonna wait some more but fuck it, yes I like dick.

If any of y'all follow me on Twitts or FB I'd appreciate not letting that slip for a little while if possible.

Honey, you did and it's late to where I'm not going to go through your post history to find it. But you totally did come out in a fashion, albit in the Bore's traditional "I 'like' dick. *wink wink nudge nudge* We all know you're gay, PD-kun" way.

Maybe I just read between the lines. Plus your new (current) avatar doesn't help it.

Broken gaydar clock is right... twice a day or something like that?

Tasty · « **Reply #52 on:** March 24, 2015, 01:19:01 AM »

The avatar was just a Bore thing, woulda done it anyways cause it's just too good a panel to waste.

Winks and nudges are different from tying it explicitly to a forum account, but I've gone past that point of caring. Especially for this place lol.

thisismyusername · « **Reply #53 on:** March 24, 2015, 01:22:52 AM »

Like I said: Maybe it's just my broken gaydar that went off on you.

If you are serious (and not pulling my leg):

?

Tasty · « **Reply #54 on:** March 24, 2015, 01:40:04 AM »

Quote from: thisismyusername on March 24, 2015, 01:22:52 AM

Like I said: Maybe it's just my broken gaydar that went off on you.

If you are serious (and not pulling my leg): (Image removed from quote.)?

Nah, you're good.

I was just fairly sure I wouldn't have outed myself on GAF, since:

1) I was still kind of unsure of myself before I stopped posting.
2) Even knowing it was a possibility, I still made sure not to make it explicit or obvious by my posts.

I certainly could have posted some kind of homo joke (and did, all the time), but nothing past what I've seen straights joke about either. Gays Are Funny, after all.

Tasty · « **Reply #55 on:** March 24, 2015, 01:41:20 AM »

Quote from: Esch on March 24, 2015, 01:39:17 AM

No cishet shit lord loves Nintendo like that I should have known

What about Fernando Rocker? He even got married to a chick.

chronovore · « **Reply #56 on:** March 24, 2015, 07:54:06 AM »

MODS, HELP.

No, srsly, please Spoiler-tag that shit, I don't even want the previews fucking up my day.

thisismyusername · « **Reply #57 on:** March 24, 2015, 08:20:50 AM »

Quote from: Tasty Meat on March 24, 2015, 01:41:20 AM

Quote from: Esch on March 24, 2015, 01:39:17 AM
No cishet shit lord loves Nintendo like that I should have known

What about Fernando Rocker? He even got married to a chick.

Then got quickly divorced. While still wanting GAF's love.

But you know: Now that Esch brought it up, it does make sense. A lot of Nintendo's fanbase seems to be gay men.

Rufus · « **Reply #58 on:** March 24, 2015, 08:28:57 AM »

Quote from: TheInfelicitousDandy on March 23, 2015, 09:58:04 PM

You got to start off with something more softcore like this

That lady is enjoying this way too much.

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Actually kind of satisfying to watch.

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Sigh

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Tasty · « **Reply #59 on:** March 24, 2015, 09:21:53 AM »

Quote from: WRATH VICE™ on March 24, 2015, 08:04:17 AM

You guys never knew about me and Andrex's on going relationship?

For real though, I never suspected but it does make sense. You were very young for a while(still young but you know what I mean) and I never saw you post about hot girls or anything like that. Which is what most people that age would do anyway.

Honestly I should have known from your Night Wing fanboyism.

I wouldn't really post about hot people on forums anyways, not really my thing. There ARE some women I find attractive though (Rose Byrne

) but it's pretty clear to me which side of the kinsey scale I'm on.

Dat Dickbutt though

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I find the pandering more hilarious than anything, but I'm glad DC is doing it. Have to balance out all the female objectification somehow.

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Quote from: thisismyusername on March 24, 2015, 08:20:50 AM

Then got quickly divorced. While still wanting GAF's love.

But you know: Now that Esch brought it up, it does make sense. A lot of Nintendo's fanbase seems to be gay men.

Live up to a stereotype brehs.

News:

Poll

What are you into, bore?

Author Topic: The bore sexual congress 2015 (Read 9908 times)