Author Topic: The bore sexual congress 2015 (Read 9922 times)

thisismyusername · « **Reply #60 on:** March 24, 2015, 09:45:28 AM »

Oh, baby. Not me. The only thing Nintendo for me is Metroid or Pokemon.

But I was more saying the ones that are SUPER INTO Nintendo seem to be gay. Like, I think PD's "gay glaze" theory needs to be modified into a "Tingle theory."

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #61 on:** March 24, 2015, 10:58:10 AM »

suuuuper ninthing.

Tasty · « **Reply #62 on:** March 24, 2015, 12:25:31 PM »

Quote from: Van Cruncheon on March 24, 2015, 10:58:10 AM

thuuuuper ninthing.

Fixed.

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #63 on:** March 24, 2015, 12:35:13 PM »

Quote from: Tasty Meat on March 24, 2015, 12:25:31 PM

Quote from: Van Cruncheon on March 24, 2015, 10:58:10 AM
thuuuuper ninthing.

Fixed.

I like to picture young PD in a dark room, nintendo playing with no sound,blanket blocking out the light from the tv under the door, not understanding why this particular image was making him feel warm all over...

Yeti · « **Reply #64 on:** March 24, 2015, 12:35:34 PM »

Homosexuals like bright colors. Rainbows, parades, lady gaga, fully engorged penises, Nintendo, etc.

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #65 on:** March 24, 2015, 12:38:39 PM »

Quote from: WRATH VICE™ on March 24, 2015, 12:37:15 PM

Guess I'm gay.

My friend, you are in luck, Ring King did not discriminate based on color either

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #66 on:** March 24, 2015, 12:51:22 PM »

Quote from: WRATH VICE™ on March 24, 2015, 12:45:00 PM

I would be gay if I wasn't hampered by the lure of vagina. Andrex comes out and he's already much cooler, and I will stay lame

Go inherit your harem and share with all of us. You'll be Zach Morris in no time baby.

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #67 on:** March 24, 2015, 12:57:40 PM »

Quote from: WRATH VICE™ on March 24, 2015, 12:55:35 PM

Considering how fat most saudi women are, or what would be a harem for a guy from my family, I'd be raising cattle if anything.

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I honestly do alright, I just suck at picking women personality wise and relationship wise.
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Dude hook me up with some real absinthe, a hookah or 5, and some nice bourbon and I'll go ham on them fat hoes.

Kara · « **Reply #68 on:** March 24, 2015, 01:59:47 PM »

Just the absinthe will do it.

Broseidon · « **Reply #69 on:** March 24, 2015, 05:27:00 PM »

poll options are quite limiting imho

I'm a Puppy! · « **Reply #70 on:** March 24, 2015, 06:10:56 PM »

I'm sure most of you guys need a slider with a range.

nudemacusers · « **Reply #71 on:** March 24, 2015, 06:55:30 PM »

kinda disappointed in myself for not pegging andrex sooner.

Tasty · « **Reply #72 on:** March 24, 2015, 08:59:51 PM »

Who says I bottom?

Tasty · « **Reply #73 on:** March 24, 2015, 09:07:13 PM »

I can't believe how many fish taco fetishists I'm surrounded by. Thought for sure there'd be more of The Bore in the sausage club (I mean fuck this forum used to be called The Hot Dog Bar.)

StealthFan · « **Reply #74 on:** March 24, 2015, 09:40:21 PM »

Andrex is a homo

Yeti · « **Reply #75 on:** March 24, 2015, 11:32:28 PM »

Quote from: I'm a Puppy! on March 24, 2015, 06:10:56 PM

I'm sure most of you guys need a slider with a range.

Not just that, but it really depends on your mood, the time of day, temperature, barometric pressure, proximity to a Taco Bell, what options are presented, all kinds of differing factors really.

Tasty · « **Reply #76 on:** March 24, 2015, 11:39:57 PM »

Quote from: StealthFan on March 24, 2015, 09:40:21 PM

Andrex is a homo

The correct term is "Fabulous-American."

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #77 on:** March 24, 2015, 11:51:04 PM »

all ninthings are gay. they're either flaming homosensuals who love the kooky mascots and bright colors, or closeted lindsey graham types who love the family-friendly, cultural conservative vibe.

vile treacherous limousine libtards and sexless justice warriors go sony. breathless libertarian bro gaybashers and general pindicks go microsoft.

overconsuming social cum dumpsters go apple, natch.

fierce pussy blaster brovas went sega, but they were too classic to live

nudemacusers · « **Reply #78 on:** March 24, 2015, 11:52:20 PM »

Quote from: Tasty Meat on March 24, 2015, 08:59:51 PM

Who says I bottom? (Image removed from quote.)

me

thisismyusername · « **Reply #79 on:** March 25, 2015, 12:03:16 AM »

Quote from: Tasty Meat on March 24, 2015, 08:59:51 PM

Who says I bottom? (Image removed from quote.)

There is no way you're a top.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #80 on:** March 25, 2015, 12:10:33 AM »

Don't listen to them. You can can get to the top if you work hard enough.

thisismyusername · « **Reply #81 on:** March 25, 2015, 12:18:19 AM »

For that, he needs to shave and bleach his ass first. Then take about fifty dicks before even getting the thought of being promoted to the top. Basically go the Johnny Rapid route.

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Though Johnny Rapid did top before the Men.com bottom-fest. So... maybe not.

And he's bisexual.

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nudemacusers · « **Reply #82 on:** March 25, 2015, 12:19:24 AM »

wtf. I was told it was at least 100 dicks. I could have been a top last year

thisismyusername · « **Reply #83 on:** March 25, 2015, 12:23:13 AM »

Quote from: nudemacusers on March 25, 2015, 12:19:24 AM

wtf. I was told it was at least 100 dicks. I could have been a top last year

...We just decided to pass on you for that position, love. *pause*

nudemacusers · « **Reply #84 on:** March 25, 2015, 12:27:13 AM »

i have good thrusting power, i coulda been a contender

Tasty · « **Reply #85 on:** March 25, 2015, 12:35:09 AM »

Quote from: nudemacusers on March 24, 2015, 11:52:20 PM

Quote from: Tasty Meat on March 24, 2015, 08:59:51 PM
Who says I bottom? (Image removed from quote.)
me

Been saving my cherry for you.

Quote from: thisismyusername on March 25, 2015, 12:03:16 AM

Quote from: Tasty Meat on March 24, 2015, 08:59:51 PM
Who says I bottom? (Image removed from quote.)

There is no way you're a top.

Fuck you.

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I deffo ain't though.

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thisismyusername · « **Reply #86 on:** March 25, 2015, 12:39:29 AM »

Quote from: Tasty Meat on March 25, 2015, 12:35:09 AM

Fuck you.

I'm sure you want to.

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I deffo ain't though.
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Like I said.

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nudemacusers · « **Reply #87 on:** March 25, 2015, 12:50:23 AM »

now i am curious; did you realize you were gay, then decide on bottom, or decide on bottom and then realize you were gay.

thisismyusername · « **Reply #88 on:** March 25, 2015, 12:51:28 AM »

Quote from: nudemacusers on March 25, 2015, 12:50:23 AM

now i am curious; did you realize you were gay, then decide on bottom, or decide on bottom and then realize you were gay.

One does not decide when they are top or bottom, they top or bottom precisely when they mean to.

Tasty · « **Reply #89 on:** March 25, 2015, 01:24:56 AM »

For me I found out after I realized I liked dudes. Took some trial and error.

Kara · « **Reply #90 on:** March 25, 2015, 01:51:39 AM »

...I know I'm a SSD-tier creep but I can't be the only person besides username who knew Andrex batted a particular way.

Tasty · « **Reply #91 on:** March 25, 2015, 01:54:10 AM »

I'm not sure if you "knew" unless one of my close IRL friends leaked it to you, but I'm sure people had varying levels of suspicion.

Kara · « **Reply #92 on:** March 25, 2015, 02:00:26 AM »

THE POSTS ARE COMING FROM INSIDE THE HOUSE ANDY.

Tasty · « **Reply #93 on:** March 25, 2015, 02:07:10 AM »

Time to plug that leak.

thisismyusername · « **Reply #94 on:** March 25, 2015, 07:31:15 AM »

Quote from: Tasty Meat on March 25, 2015, 01:24:56 AM

For me I found out after I realized I liked dudes. Took some trial and error.

...So, how big a boy was he?

Quote from: Vularai on March 25, 2015, 01:51:39 AM

...I know I'm a SSD-tier creep but I can't be the only person besides username who knew Andrex batted a particular way.

I'm still finding it funny Andy took my joke and broke it. :'( I was only semi-serious.

Broseidon · « **Reply #95 on:** March 25, 2015, 05:46:18 PM »

pitching

thisismyusername · « **Reply #96 on:** March 25, 2015, 06:15:03 PM »

Quote from: Broseidon on March 25, 2015, 05:46:18 PM

pitching

You're a furry. We all know you are about being on all fours.

Broseidon · « **Reply #97 on:** March 25, 2015, 06:26:52 PM »

nah bro, all about straddlin'

thisismyusername · « **Reply #98 on:** March 25, 2015, 06:30:01 PM »

Reverse Cowboy huh?

Broseidon · « **Reply #99 on:** March 25, 2015, 06:45:44 PM »

reverse?

thisismyusername · « **Reply #100 on:** March 25, 2015, 07:14:35 PM »

Quote from: Broseidon on March 25, 2015, 06:45:44 PM

reverse?

Oh, sorry. Thought your boytoy didn't want to see the dick.

Junpei the Tracer! · « **Reply #101 on:** March 26, 2015, 06:37:15 PM »

You're gay Andrex? I'm like legit shocked, it's not like in person when you can sometimes tell or even feel the flames coming off the guy.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #102 on:** March 26, 2015, 06:39:48 PM »

It retrospect, it makes all the times I let Andrex suck my dick seem a bit suspect.

Junpei the Tracer! · « **Reply #103 on:** March 26, 2015, 07:57:15 PM »

So andrex what kind of guys are you into/what kind of porn do you watch? plz respond

nudemacusers · « **Reply #104 on:** March 26, 2015, 07:58:29 PM »

Quote from: Joe Molotov on March 26, 2015, 06:39:48 PM

It retrospect, it makes all the times I let Andrex suck my dick seem a bit suspect.

head is head

thisismyusername · « **Reply #105 on:** March 26, 2015, 08:32:02 PM »

Quote from: Junpei the Tracer! on March 26, 2015, 07:57:15 PM

So andrex what kind of guys are you into/what kind of porn do you watch? plz respond

I'm assuming twinks like himself.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #106 on:** March 26, 2015, 11:43:04 PM »

joe: tfw you realize the dude who blew you was gay

Tasty · « **Reply #107 on:** March 26, 2015, 11:49:18 PM »

Quote from: Junpei the Tracer! on March 26, 2015, 07:57:15 PM

So andrex what kind of guys are you into/what kind of porn do you watch? plz respond

I read most of my porn. The story of why two people start banging is way better than seeing a penis saw in and out of an orifice with no context - like a robot.

I'm a Puppy! · « **Reply #108 on:** March 26, 2015, 11:51:23 PM »

Ah, so Yaoi.
Why am I not surprised.

.

thisismyusername · « **Reply #109 on:** March 26, 2015, 11:59:49 PM »

3D pig disgusting, I see.

Tasty · « **Reply #110 on:** March 27, 2015, 01:00:16 AM »

Quote from: I'm a Puppy! on March 26, 2015, 11:51:23 PM

Ah, so Yaoi.
Why am I not surprised. .

Yaoi

Tasty · « **Reply #111 on:** March 27, 2015, 01:14:50 AM »

Well, yes. I thought I made that obvious.

Junpei the Tracer! · « **Reply #112 on:** March 27, 2015, 09:30:39 AM »

I definitely relate to that, I'd rather read erotica than watch it.

News:

Poll

What are you into, bore?

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