Author Topic: What's the blackest thing you did today? (Read 14040 times)

Am_I_Anonymous · « **on:** March 23, 2015, 08:07:30 PM »

I dunked a basketball because my kids buddies said I was too old. Wasn't Jordan but it wasn't Bird either.

Edit: In my suit minus coat and I didn't scuff my shoes

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #1 on:** March 23, 2015, 08:08:30 PM »

Laid out of work

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #2 on:** March 23, 2015, 08:10:45 PM »

Quote from: Esch on March 23, 2015, 08:09:02 PM

went to go box a little been starting up again. your boy's jab and uppercut are almost back to form. my left hook and straight are phoenix dark status atm

90° is all you need to know.

That and aim an inch behind the head and circle the strong hand

And arms up and out not down you clown.

Only close with intent

I always wish I would have stuck with boxing.

I still spar my son on occasion (good for football) but I'm as delicate as a roll of tissues now.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #3 on:** March 23, 2015, 08:12:35 PM »

Avoided my children

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #4 on:** March 23, 2015, 08:14:31 PM »

Quote from: Human Snorenado on March 23, 2015, 08:12:35 PM

Avoided my children

You son of a bitch.

Doesn't every white guy think his mom can be a bitch or something? I hear that a lot. The affectionate "bitch" from you guys. I drop the B word near my mom/wife/family and I'm going down faster than PD at a 2 for Tuesday glory hole.

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #5 on:** March 23, 2015, 08:15:55 PM »

Quote from: Esch on March 23, 2015, 08:14:04 PM

Quote from: Am_I_Anonymous on March 23, 2015, 08:10:45 PM
90° is all you need to know.

That and aim an inch behind the head and circle the strong hand

And arms up and out not down you clown.

I know how to box pretty decent. Just can't nail the torque on the shorter hooks to the head i'd use closer to/in the clinch and my lower body turn on that overhand right ain't up to speed. Gimme 3 more weeks and i'll be a discount discount duran outchea

still got them body blows doe (pause)

You're trying to generate power below your center. Hips not whip bro. Calfs are for dancing...hips are for the knockout.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #6 on:** March 23, 2015, 08:16:32 PM »

Quote from: Am_I_Anonymous on March 23, 2015, 08:14:31 PM

Quote from: Human Snorenado on March 23, 2015, 08:12:35 PM
Avoided my children

You son of a bitch.

Doesn't every white guy think his mom can be a bitch or something? I hear that a lot. The affectionate "bitch" from you guys. I drop the B word near my mom/wife/family and I'm going down faster than PD at a 2 for Tuesday glory hole.

I'm not sure; my childhood experience growing up was being raised by a single mother, and while I didn't live in fear I was mostly respectful.

Your Stalker · « **Reply #7 on:** March 23, 2015, 08:16:49 PM »

I listened to a rap song without having to consult rap genius.

StealthFan · « **Reply #8 on:** March 23, 2015, 08:16:53 PM »

Used welfare.

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #9 on:** March 23, 2015, 08:17:55 PM »

Quote from: Human Snorenado on March 23, 2015, 08:16:32 PM

Quote from: Am_I_Anonymous on March 23, 2015, 08:14:31 PM
Quote from: Human Snorenado on March 23, 2015, 08:12:35 PM
Avoided my children

You son of a bitch.

Doesn't every white guy think his mom can be a bitch or something? I hear that a lot. The affectionate "bitch" from you guys. I drop the B word near my mom/wife/family and I'm going down faster than PD at a 2 for Tuesday glory hole.

I'm not sure; my childhood experience growing up was being raised by a single mother, and while I didn't live in fear I was mostly respectful.

Good man.

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #10 on:** March 23, 2015, 08:20:22 PM »

Esch. Watch the true GOAT here right quick man. Trust me, I know boxing. Watch how he throws his sleeper.

http://m.

dkdk · « **Reply #11 on:** March 23, 2015, 08:20:28 PM »

spent a good part of my check on some new jordans.

nudemacusers · « **Reply #12 on:** March 23, 2015, 08:20:50 PM »

Got some daps on the coli

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #13 on:** March 23, 2015, 08:23:16 PM »

Accepted a $4 fee for withdrawing money from an ATM that isn't associated with my bank.

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #14 on:** March 23, 2015, 08:25:00 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on March 23, 2015, 08:23:16 PM

Accepted a $4 fee for withdrawing money from an ATM that isn't associated with my bank.

Wrong thread.

Momma would have seen that charge...said "no uh" and drove across town with no fucks given if I was 3 minutes late to practice.

Kara · « **Reply #15 on:** March 23, 2015, 08:28:57 PM »

Quote from: Am_I_Anonymous on March 23, 2015, 08:14:31 PM

Quote from: Human Snorenado on March 23, 2015, 08:12:35 PM
Avoided my children

You son of a bitch.

Doesn't every white guy think his mom can be a bitch or something? I hear that a lot. The affectionate "bitch" from you guys. I drop the B word near my mom/wife/family and I'm going down faster than PD at a 2 for Tuesday glory hole.

In my high school yearbook one year a friend called my mom a fucking bitch in his signature and I didn't do anything about it.

Saying what you think by proxy.

nudemacusers · « **Reply #16 on:** March 23, 2015, 08:28:58 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on March 23, 2015, 08:23:16 PM

Accepted a $4 fee for withdrawing money from an ATM that isn't associated with my bank.

Wait, I do this all the time.

Granted my bank covers $15/month but still. Good to know I'm keepin it militant.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #17 on:** March 23, 2015, 08:29:40 PM »

Quote from: nudemacusers on March 23, 2015, 08:28:58 PM

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on March 23, 2015, 08:23:16 PM
Accepted a $4 fee for withdrawing money from an ATM that isn't associated with my bank.
Wait, I do this all the time.

Granted my bank covers $15/month but still. Good to know I'm keepin it militant.

stop appropriating poor financial decisions from us.

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #18 on:** March 23, 2015, 08:31:12 PM »

Quote from: Esch on March 23, 2015, 08:27:02 PM

Quote from: Am_I_Anonymous on March 23, 2015, 08:20:22 PM
Esch. Watch the true GOAT here right quick man. Trust me, I know boxing. Watch how he throws his sleeper.

ali as an example for punching form, though? i boxed for 3 years with pros and golden gloves ams in college and I know not to use someone like him as a textbook for anything. He's not human and doesn't live or perform by the rules of boxers.

he had a right with a nice crack on it but if we're talking pure technique based boxing rights it wouldn't be him. for my style/size i'm just and always have been copying standup boxer punchers like louis, duran, arguello, ray robinson, sal sanchez etc

You're looking at his style...which can't be replicated...not his fundamentals. ..up on his back foot, punching down, and his lean.

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #19 on:** March 23, 2015, 08:34:11 PM »

Duran isn't a style to employ man. Take 30 shots to the head to give 10 back is only applicable for a midget superhuman like him

PS: I like Roberto. I have a good pic of him with my white ex uncle in law (long story)I'll post tomorrow if I can find it. Good dude spent about an hour with him. Hates Sugar Ray though...christ

ToxicAdam · « **Reply #20 on:** March 23, 2015, 08:38:20 PM »

I stopped my car in the middle of the road (blocking traffic behind me) to talk to a neighbor for 3 minutes.

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #21 on:** March 23, 2015, 08:41:03 PM »

Quote from: ToxicAdam on March 23, 2015, 08:38:20 PM

I stopped my car in the middle of the road (blocking traffic behind me) to talk to a neighbor for 3 minutes.

Ha ha. ....you got an audible one out of me. So true.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #22 on:** March 23, 2015, 08:45:22 PM »

Checked out a girls fine big ass booty

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #23 on:** March 23, 2015, 08:46:09 PM »

Ali was the GOAT before he went to prison. Ain't a motherfucker that lived the could have beat him.

Ali after prison was amazing. He would have ate Tyson for lunch but may have struggled with Holmes and probably a focused Busta Douglas. Who if you watched his Tyson fight, was out of the goddamn world 3 play ahead chest piecing mike.

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #24 on:** March 23, 2015, 08:47:49 PM »

Quote from: Esch on March 23, 2015, 08:47:02 PM

Quote from: Am_I_Anonymous on March 23, 2015, 08:34:11 PM
Duran isn't a style to employ man. Take 30 shots to the head to give 10 back is only applicable for a midget superhuman like him

Lightweight Roberto Duran is arguably the best orthodox boxer puncher of all time. Only Ezzard Charles or Joe Louis were better.

You crazy. He was always risky with his chin and ribs. Always.

chronovore · « **Reply #25 on:** March 23, 2015, 08:50:00 PM »

Got up earlier than the rest of my family and made them French Toast.

...Am I doing this right?

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #26 on:** March 23, 2015, 08:51:07 PM »

Quote from: chronovore on March 23, 2015, 08:50:00 PM

Got up earlier than the rest of my family and made them French Toast.

...Am I doing this right?

Yup. I made bacon and pancakes this morning.

Mandark · « **Reply #27 on:** March 23, 2015, 08:55:18 PM »

I think AiA and Esch get to put "argued about retired boxers" for their answer to this thread.

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #28 on:** March 23, 2015, 08:56:16 PM »

Quote from: Mandark on March 23, 2015, 08:55:18 PM

I think AiA and Esch get to put "argued about retired boxers" for their answer to this thread.

We'll give us a new one worth a shit already.

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #29 on:** March 23, 2015, 08:59:17 PM »

Ate Popeye's. True story.

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #30 on:** March 23, 2015, 09:00:17 PM »

http://m.

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #31 on:** March 23, 2015, 09:06:37 PM »

I liked him as Ken Norton.

spoiler (click to show/hide)

http://m.

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Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #32 on:** March 23, 2015, 09:11:39 PM »

Nah...loved Rocky, Sugar (both of them), Tyson, Floyd, and Foreman (all of them)

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #33 on:** March 23, 2015, 09:17:54 PM »

posted on a web forum

I'm a Puppy! · « **Reply #34 on:** March 23, 2015, 09:20:01 PM »

Acted like I was all tough with the wife, then caved and did exactly what she wanted.

tiesto · « **Reply #35 on:** March 23, 2015, 10:59:18 PM »

Posted this on my friend's wall:

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #36 on:** March 23, 2015, 11:12:45 PM »

That song is fucking horrible. Take that shit to the ~~nudemac~~ CAC thread

king of the internet · « **Reply #37 on:** March 23, 2015, 11:18:36 PM »

Paid my child support late.

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #38 on:** March 23, 2015, 11:20:15 PM »

Quote from: king of the internet on March 23, 2015, 11:18:36 PM

Paid my child support late.

Hurp durp, couldn't find my paycheck because my wife hid if under my work boots....durp hurp.

lennedsay · « **Reply #39 on:** March 23, 2015, 11:22:35 PM »

Planned my entire week's lunch plans around fried chicken Tuesday at work.

Mourned the upcoming anniversary of Eazy-E's death.

Made fun of and avoided all of our ultra white, suburban neighbors.

Let my family help raise my kid today.

tiesto · « **Reply #40 on:** March 23, 2015, 11:26:53 PM »

Quote from: Am_I_Anonymous on March 23, 2015, 11:12:45 PM

That song is fucking horrible. Take that shit to the ~~nudemac~~ CAC thread

I like the backing track.

nudemacusers · « **Reply #41 on:** March 24, 2015, 01:21:34 AM »

Quote from: Am_I_Anonymous on March 23, 2015, 11:12:45 PM

That song is fucking horrible. Take that shit to the ~~nudemac~~ CAC thread

future? pharrell? I only listen to avant garde cacmusic

nudemacusers · « **Reply #42 on:** March 24, 2015, 02:12:48 AM »

repetitive noisey blips and bloops

dont overlook tape loops either

Positive Touch · « **Reply #43 on:** March 24, 2015, 02:32:51 AM »

just why

Kara · « **Reply #44 on:** March 24, 2015, 02:39:38 AM »

Read some C. L. R. James.

Barry Egan · « **Reply #45 on:** March 24, 2015, 02:39:51 AM »

Played Sonic the Hedgehog.

nudemacusers · « **Reply #46 on:** March 24, 2015, 02:40:56 AM »

Quote from: Barry Egan on March 24, 2015, 02:39:51 AM

Played Sonic the Hedgehog.

did you follow this with a couple episodes of naruto?

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #47 on:** March 24, 2015, 08:14:20 AM »

Completely ignored my son whining about going to school today. Walked right out the door and didn't even pause.

Barry Egan · « **Reply #48 on:** March 24, 2015, 08:15:07 AM »

Quote from: nudemacusers on March 24, 2015, 02:40:56 AM

Quote from: Barry Egan on March 24, 2015, 02:39:51 AM
Played Sonic the Hedgehog.
did you follow this with a couple episodes of naruto?

reruns of DBZ.

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #49 on:** March 24, 2015, 08:18:43 AM »

Come to think of it my morning is black and white.

Woke up and grabbed a black dick

spoiler (click to show/hide)

had to pee

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(black)

Rejected for sex by my wife (white)

Grabbed black dick again

Ignored my kid (black)

Drive the speed limit and used my turn signals (old person white)

Stopped at starbucks (white)

Got to work on time (white)

Checked out the asses out the Mexican cleaning girls (black)

Eating carrot sticks (white)

Dipping them in ranch (black)

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #50 on:** March 24, 2015, 10:14:52 AM »

Wesley Snipes

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #51 on:** March 24, 2015, 10:18:36 AM »

For Esch, Duran at the charity event I was telling you about so you don't think I was bullshitting

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #52 on:** March 24, 2015, 10:25:29 AM »

Quote from: Esch on March 24, 2015, 10:23:56 AM

the gawd that's fucking awesome

He's an incredibly smart guy. He hates him some Sugar Ray though. Man.

After this pic he had me hold his cake and threw a few ghost punches at Gary there, who promptly said "I'm good, no mas" and everybody laughed. He said he had bad stomach ailments that fight.

Cerveza mas fina · « **Reply #53 on:** March 24, 2015, 10:29:35 AM »

Youre not even black aia

Fake brothers up ITT

sarslip · « **Reply #54 on:** March 24, 2015, 10:31:44 AM »

Quote from: Am_I_Anonymous on March 24, 2015, 08:18:43 AM

Checked out the asses out the Mexican cleaning girls (black)

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #55 on:** March 24, 2015, 10:32:17 AM »

Quote from: Premium Lager on March 24, 2015, 10:29:35 AM

Youre not even black aia

Fake brothers up ITT

That's my white step uncle Gary, his son married my sister (for about 9 months. Was not good)

I told y'all I loved in Whiteyville.

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #56 on:** March 24, 2015, 10:33:42 AM »

Who wins in their prime at a catch weight? Duran or Mayweather?

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #57 on:** March 24, 2015, 10:43:05 AM »

I would lean the same way. Duran clobbers mayweather the first fight, loses the next two by decision.

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #58 on:** March 24, 2015, 10:53:03 AM »

I've said this before and I'll say it again. If Mayweather was in his prime in the mid to late 80's-early 90's he wouldn't be considered the top pound for pound guy in his weight class, much less boxing overall.

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #59 on:** March 24, 2015, 11:04:12 AM »

OMG Prime Leonard would outbox Floyd all day and twice on sunday.

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Author Topic: What's the blackest thing you did today? (Read 14040 times)