Author Topic: What's the asianest thing you've done today? (Read 3081 times)

Mr. Nobody · « **on:** March 24, 2015, 08:28:30 PM »

About to continue a PS1 JRPG (Persona 2, to be exact)

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #1 on:** March 24, 2015, 08:29:11 PM »

I'm a gradstudent.

lennedsay · « **Reply #2 on:** March 24, 2015, 08:31:51 PM »

Ate rice

Have small feet

Have a Wash U hangtag in the car

Sausage · « **Reply #3 on:** March 24, 2015, 08:43:24 PM »

Looked at my below average penis

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #4 on:** March 24, 2015, 08:44:54 PM »

Lots of asians view your below average penis?

Sausage · « **Reply #5 on:** March 24, 2015, 08:46:33 PM »

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #6 on:** March 24, 2015, 08:52:58 PM »

Meh I don't even count Indians as Asian. You're too far away from the far east to be Asian. I'm also proscriptive of my definition of the semantic class Asian.

I'm a Puppy! · « **Reply #7 on:** March 24, 2015, 08:56:13 PM »

I did the Indian head wobble.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #8 on:** March 24, 2015, 08:58:34 PM »

ya, squinty eyes are a defining Asian feature. Esch when their are a billion of you you get to be your own class of people instead of being lumped into the group defined as east of the byzantine empire.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #9 on:** March 24, 2015, 09:03:48 PM »

Russians have a long history of stanning to be considered white. Go back before Peter and people would say Russian's were Asian ('Mongoloid'). Then they basically tried to act like France and told everyone they were white.

I'm a Puppy! · « **Reply #10 on:** March 24, 2015, 09:07:18 PM »

Russians are too hung to be asian

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #11 on:** March 24, 2015, 09:14:07 PM »

Start with any of the multipart series, whatever interests you.

Punic Nightmare (mostly about the second Punic war) 3ish hours
Ghosts of the Ostfront (Eastrenfront WW2) 5ish hours
Death Throes of the Republic (last 100 years of the republic till the death of Julius) 10ish hours
Wrath of the Khans (Mongolian empire)
Blue Prints for Armgeddon (WW1) 16 hours and not finished yet

1 off episodes that are really good Thors Angels (how the barbarians that took over Rome were not really 'barbarians' but semi-romanized Christians to a good extent), Phophets of Doom, American Peril (about how America got is empire).
They get longer and better the newer they are. Each of these are about 4 hours.

I'm a Puppy! · « **Reply #12 on:** March 24, 2015, 09:15:15 PM »

You didn't even include the most interesting one, The Prophets of Doom. (about the Anabaptists).
Edit: Damn my reading comprehenshun!!

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #13 on:** March 24, 2015, 09:50:55 PM »

explained Japanese culture (I'm an expert) to some baka gaijins

Kara · « **Reply #14 on:** March 24, 2015, 10:20:09 PM »

Wore a sensible watch.

Sausage · « **Reply #15 on:** March 25, 2015, 12:29:58 AM »

Quote from: TheInfelicitousDandy on March 24, 2015, 08:58:34 PM

ya, squinty eyes are a defining Asian feature. Esch when their are a billion of you you get to be your own class of people instead of being lumped into the group defined as east of the byzantine empire.

Check out this group of totally not Asian Indian people

Cheddahz · « **Reply #16 on:** March 25, 2015, 12:30:48 AM »

walked around school with my katana

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #17 on:** March 25, 2015, 12:34:21 AM »

Quote from: Sausage on March 25, 2015, 12:29:58 AM

Quote from: TheInfelicitousDandy on March 24, 2015, 08:58:34 PM
ya, squinty eyes are a defining Asian feature. Esch when their are a billion of you you get to be your own class of people instead of being lumped into the group defined as east of the byzantine empire.

Check out this group of totally not Asian Indian people

(Image removed from quote.)

I need to know if they are good at math before I make judgements

Mr. Nobody · « **Reply #18 on:** March 25, 2015, 01:00:07 AM »

Quote from: Cheddahz on March 25, 2015, 12:30:48 AM

walked around school with my katana

nudemacusers · « **Reply #19 on:** March 25, 2015, 01:00:44 AM »

upon reflection i don't think i've ever done an asiany thing

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #20 on:** March 25, 2015, 01:04:20 AM »

I was gonna make a racist joke, but they all felt too obvious and thus not funny.

So, I'll just say that I watched some anime.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #21 on:** March 25, 2015, 01:06:05 AM »

Lots n lots of math

Also, laundry

nudemacusers · « **Reply #22 on:** March 25, 2015, 01:07:30 AM »

Quote from: Esch on March 25, 2015, 01:01:58 AM

Quote from: nudemacusers on March 25, 2015, 01:00:44 AM
upon reflection i don't think i've ever done an asiany thing

You never bought tons of expensive luxury goods to cover up your dirt poor shit heritage, rearing, and spiritual desolation?

i am under the impression that asians doing so usually get logo apparel/accessories from louis vuitton, michael kors, chanel, or if on the come up, elie tahari and tory burch, to signify their desired status and wealth. I have none of these things.

El Babua · « **Reply #23 on:** March 25, 2015, 01:09:48 AM »

Talked about anime and computers IRL for two hours.

El Babua · « **Reply #24 on:** March 25, 2015, 01:11:53 AM »

Also forgot to mention biodatas being mentioned in the conversation.

nudemacusers · « **Reply #25 on:** March 25, 2015, 01:13:40 AM »

Quote from: Esch on March 25, 2015, 01:10:11 AM

Quote from: nudemacusers on March 25, 2015, 01:07:30 AM
i am under the impression that asians doing so usually get logo apparel/accessories from louis vuitton, michael kors, chanel, or if on the come up, elie tahari and tory burch.

of which I have none.

Are you estranged from your family as a result of their refusal to get treatment for mental illnesses? (Image removed from quote.)

asians dont get to claim that for themselves

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #26 on:** March 25, 2015, 01:19:37 AM »

accepted a new Microsoft v- contract

Reb · « **Reply #27 on:** March 25, 2015, 06:24:39 AM »

Ignored half a business e-mail to focus only on the thing I want to talk about.

Closed it with "Thanks for your understanding.".

Rufus · « **Reply #28 on:** March 25, 2015, 07:24:15 AM »

I live in a shoebox.

I have myopia.

I have intense anxiety about my place in society.

sarslip · « **Reply #29 on:** March 25, 2015, 03:17:32 PM »

drove a civic with a spoiler

Your Stalker · « **Reply #30 on:** March 25, 2015, 04:47:13 PM »

I tried to give someone tech support over the phone.

Kara · « **Reply #31 on:** March 25, 2015, 05:14:06 PM »

Quote from: Rufus on March 25, 2015, 07:24:15 AM

I live in a shoebox.

I have myopia.

I have intense anxiety about my place in society.

It's like I'm in The Secret Sharer...

king of the internet · « **Reply #32 on:** March 25, 2015, 06:46:32 PM »

Haven't eaten in almost 24 hours (i.e. North Korean).

Rufus · « **Reply #33 on:** March 25, 2015, 07:20:06 PM »

Quote from: Vularai on March 25, 2015, 05:14:06 PM

Quote from: Rufus on March 25, 2015, 07:24:15 AM
I live in a shoebox.

I have myopia.

I have intense anxiety about my place in society.

It's like I'm in The Secret Sharer...

Online, we're all in The Secret Sharer.

spoiler (click to show/hide)

Cliffsnotes.com

[close]

tiesto · « **Reply #34 on:** March 25, 2015, 08:50:42 PM »

-Ate sashimi for dinner although that could fall under "What's the most white-girl-from-Long-Island thing you've done today".
-Played some shmups with loli character designs and Game Gear games about anime girls with ESP

Mr. Nobody · « **Reply #35 on:** March 25, 2015, 10:09:17 PM »

Quote from: king of the internet on March 25, 2015, 06:46:32 PM

Haven't eaten in almost 24 hours (i.e. North Korean).

fuck

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #36 on:** March 28, 2015, 11:34:48 AM »

Looked at Sausage's below average sausage

D3RANG3D · « **Reply #37 on:** March 28, 2015, 01:33:13 PM »

Ate Chinese food with soy sauce from the Asian Market.

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Author Topic: What's the asianest thing you've done today? (Read 3081 times)