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Menstruated.
Not today but a week back when I was posing for a picture with some friends I dead ass caught myself trying to get in on it with a sorority squat. Felt so disgusted with myself I just left the whole scene and went home
starved myself to look good
Quote from: Mr. Nobody on March 25, 2015, 12:59:11 AMContemplated saying "yaaassss"Seriously, that's funny as hell don't do it brav. That's like the linguistic equivalent of eating ass for the first time. once you start you won't be able to stop yourself from saying 'kiiiiii' or rambling on about how things 'give you life'
Contemplated saying "yaaassss"Seriously, that's funny as hell
Spent more time than necessary looking at myself in the mirror and messing with my hair.
Did you get them threaded?
Really drunk before 5
Quote from: Tasty Meat on April 01, 2015, 10:37:15 PMTaking a hot bath right now with the lights off, a candle going, and a glass of red wine.I think I'll read some comic books.You forgot "schlicking to Nightwing"
Taking a hot bath right now with the lights off, a candle going, and a glass of red wine.I think I'll read some comic books.
I like that you posted it in this thread.
Bought a shirt because it matched my Michael Kors bag.