Author Topic: The Official Forum Roasting Thread (Read 2597 times)

StealthFan · « **on:** March 25, 2015, 12:14:56 AM »

Come in here to let things off your chest about other posters. Hope you can handle the banter.

StealthFan · « **Reply #1 on:** March 25, 2015, 12:22:04 AM »

I find AiA a bit crude tbh.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #2 on:** March 25, 2015, 12:32:10 AM »

He's republican so it not his fault. Though, he is black so he could help himself from being a republican.

Barry Egan · « **Reply #3 on:** March 25, 2015, 01:18:41 AM »

The other GS thread made me think about some of his classic meltdowns.

There was a near 4-day stretch after AVATAR's release where I could swear that he had forgone sleep in order to verbally thrash Wilco/Ichirou/Patel for having negative things to say about Cameron's film. It was a thread-consuming vortex of misguided venom and rage that only ended, I believe, because Wilco gave GS a 7-day ban so he could cool off. And it was all for the film AVATAR. AVATAR. It was without a doubt one of the most entertaining weeks in this forums history. Too bad so many of those posts got deleted.

nudemacusers · « **Reply #4 on:** March 25, 2015, 01:20:54 AM »

i think most of the people here are pretty cool tbh

Cheddahz · « **Reply #5 on:** March 25, 2015, 01:22:22 AM »

fuck all of you

Kara · « **Reply #6 on:** March 25, 2015, 01:24:15 AM »

That Karakand guy is a fucking shitlord.

benjipwns · « **Reply #7 on:** March 25, 2015, 01:24:27 AM »

Sometimes I make hilarious posts and nobody likes them. I think it's really rude and should stop.

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #8 on:** March 25, 2015, 01:28:36 AM »

ok I shall roast myself

recursivelyenumerable is stupid and bad and pathetic and omg remember that one time he did that thing, lol, what a goober

except what would we do without him? we 💚 u rec. enum. 😻 plz forget all the bad things we said about you except not really, we don't actually love or care about you lol

end of roast

Mandark · « **Reply #9 on:** March 25, 2015, 01:32:41 AM »

Quote from: Barry Egan on March 25, 2015, 01:18:41 AM

The other GS thread made me think about some of his classic meltdowns.

There was a near 4-day stretch after AVATAR's release where I could swear that he had forgone sleep in order to verbally thrash Wilco/Ichirou/Patel for having negative things to say about Cameron's film. It was a thread-consuming vortex of misguided venom and rage that only ended, I believe, because Wilco gave GS a 7-day ban so he could cool off. And it was all for the film AVATAR. AVATAR. It was without a doubt one of the most entertaining weeks in this forums history. Too bad so many of those posts got deleted.

Ichirou was just as bad, too. I PMed both of them trying to talk them down, and generally got the same response: "You don't understand, he stepped over a line with his last post. I can't let him do that!"

I think the peak of that feud was when they shat up a thread on the Israel/Palestine conflict, inadvertently providing a metaphor for the topic in the process.

Also I think you're all swell.

nudemacusers · « **Reply #10 on:** March 25, 2015, 01:33:30 AM »

Quote from: recursivelyenumerable on March 25, 2015, 01:28:36 AM

ok I shall roast myself

recursivelyenumerable is stupid and bad and pathetic and omg remember that one time he did that thing, lol, what a goober

except what would we do without him? we 💚 u rec. enum. 😻 plz forget all the bad things we said about you except not really, we don't actually love or care about you lol

end of roast

i would agree but i don't remember anything you've ever done

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Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #11 on:** March 25, 2015, 02:41:51 AM »

i got no beef with anyone.

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none of you are on my beef level. i'm fucking ASCENDED, plebes.

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Human Snorenado · « **Reply #12 on:** March 25, 2015, 03:30:03 AM »

I've got a lot of problems with you people, and you're gonna hear about it

Reb · « **Reply #13 on:** March 25, 2015, 06:22:03 AM »

Hey snorenado, use that "thrill of living" line again, it's super original and you haven't overused it at all.

Rufus · « **Reply #14 on:** March 25, 2015, 07:05:34 AM »

He's back.

bork · « **Reply #15 on:** March 25, 2015, 09:23:10 AM »

Leave it to the master.

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #16 on:** March 25, 2015, 09:26:45 AM »

It's too bad that Bore roasting can't be as awesome as Dean Martin and his friends:

bork · « **Reply #17 on:** March 25, 2015, 09:29:33 AM »

Cerveza mas fina · « **Reply #18 on:** March 25, 2015, 09:32:01 AM »

Quote from: TheInfelicitousDandy on March 25, 2015, 12:32:10 AM

He's republican so it not his fault. Though, he is black so he could help himself from being a republican.

Aia is not black and neither are all the other indian, middle eastern posters.

bork · « **Reply #19 on:** March 25, 2015, 09:45:36 AM »

Quote from: Esch on March 25, 2015, 09:39:59 AM

Quote from: Premium Lager on March 25, 2015, 09:32:01 AM
Quote from: TheInfelicitousDandy on March 25, 2015, 12:32:10 AM
He's republican so it not his fault. Though, he is black so he could help himself from being a republican.

Aia is not black and neither are all the other indian, middle eastern posters.

AIA is black

This is a roast thread, dude. I guess there's your most-Polish thing done today.

benjipwns · « **Reply #20 on:** March 25, 2015, 10:06:45 AM »

Forgot this one, amazing:

benjipwns · « **Reply #21 on:** March 25, 2015, 10:08:13 AM »

Obligatory:

benjipwns · « **Reply #22 on:** March 25, 2015, 10:40:34 AM »

oh god at the gary coleman joke:

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #23 on:** March 25, 2015, 11:40:18 AM »

I like all of you

I'm a Puppy! · « **Reply #24 on:** March 25, 2015, 11:44:36 AM »

Yeah, I like you guys. Even AiA.

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #25 on:** March 25, 2015, 11:46:31 AM »

Quote from: I'm a Puppy! on March 25, 2015, 11:44:36 AM

Yeah, I like you guys. Even AiA.

Sausage · « **Reply #26 on:** March 25, 2015, 02:00:59 PM »

I hate everybody here except AiA

Steve Contra · « **Reply #27 on:** March 25, 2015, 02:14:26 PM »

Does Drew still post here?

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #28 on:** March 25, 2015, 02:16:10 PM »

Quote from: Steve Contra on March 25, 2015, 02:14:26 PM

Does Drew still post here?

He posted just a few days ago.

StealthFan · « **Reply #29 on:** March 25, 2015, 03:17:08 PM »

Quote from: The Walrus on March 25, 2015, 06:40:34 AM

Stealthfan, go fuck yourself. You had the gall to repeatedly quote Stephen A. Smith at me for my Dax put-downs, only to reveal yourself as a racist fuckwad a few months later. DIAF.

Toxic Adam, you haven't made a good post on The Bore or GAF in like 2 years. You aren't worth the ATP that powers your decaying cells. Retire.

Contra, you're fucking wrong about Malbec.

jews aren't a race

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #30 on:** March 25, 2015, 03:21:32 PM »

Quote from: StealthFan on March 25, 2015, 03:17:08 PM

Quote from: The Walrus on March 25, 2015, 06:40:34 AM
Stealthfan, go fuck yourself. You had the gall to repeatedly quote Stephen A. Smith at me for my Dax put-downs, only to reveal yourself as a racist fuckwad a few months later. DIAF.

Toxic Adam, you haven't made a good post on The Bore or GAF in like 2 years. You aren't worth the ATP that powers your decaying cells. Retire.

Contra, you're fucking wrong about Malbec.
jews aren't a race

Be a racist fuckhat but call me crude, brehs

StealthFan · « **Reply #31 on:** March 25, 2015, 03:52:49 PM »

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #32 on:** March 25, 2015, 06:27:20 PM »

Quote from: Reb on March 25, 2015, 06:22:03 AM

Hey snorenado, use that "thrill of living" line again, it's super original and you haven't overused it at all.

Hey reb, go back to being super noticeable and important to everyone

Oh wait

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #33 on:** March 25, 2015, 06:53:16 PM »

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #34 on:** March 25, 2015, 08:11:31 PM »

Fuck you all

I love you

/roast

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #35 on:** March 25, 2015, 08:15:13 PM »

PD likes black cock too much

benjipwns · « **Reply #36 on:** March 25, 2015, 08:24:22 PM »

I really have a problem with posters who post a lot of youtube videos in a row, especially when nobody else posts inbetween their posts. I wouldn't trust anyone who does that. Definitely crossing the street in that case.

team filler · « **Reply #37 on:** March 25, 2015, 08:40:20 PM »

devo is a dumb biaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaatch

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #38 on:** March 25, 2015, 10:43:57 PM »

The biz is a cigarillo for leaving

Tasty · « **Reply #39 on:** March 25, 2015, 11:18:18 PM »

I miss devo. :'(

Where's the thread to get her back, Esch?

mormapope · « **Reply #40 on:** March 25, 2015, 11:25:43 PM »

The emotes add way more humor than any actual post

StealthFan · « **Reply #41 on:** March 25, 2015, 11:44:15 PM »

We need more filler.

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #42 on:** March 25, 2015, 11:58:33 PM »

At first I was ok with Devolution being here but over time it just turned into her talking about the posts she just made on GAF. When it became clear that this board was almost like reviewing game film to her and she was never going to be an actual contributor, I put her on ignore and moved on.

StealthFan · « **Reply #43 on:** March 26, 2015, 12:06:11 AM »

Quote from: Mary Tyler Whore on March 25, 2015, 11:58:33 PM

At first I was ok with Devolution being here but over time it just turned into her talking about the posts she just made on GAF. When it became clear that this board was almost like reviewing game film and she was never going to be an actual contributor, I put her on ignore and moved on.

HEY CAREFUL MAN DONT BE OBSESSED.

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #44 on:** March 26, 2015, 04:47:34 AM »

A lot of passive aggressiveness around here. Reminds me of discussions with my wife and daughter when they are upset.

I'm a Puppy! · « **Reply #45 on:** March 27, 2015, 11:10:08 PM »

Quote from: Am_I_Anonymous on March 26, 2015, 04:47:34 AM

A lot of passive aggressiveness around here. Reminds me of discussions with my wife and daughter when they are upset.

Yeah, well you would say that.

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Author Topic: The Official Forum Roasting Thread (Read 2597 times)