Author Topic: what's the evilore-est thing you've done today? (Read 2731 times)

Cheddahz · « **on:** March 25, 2015, 12:32:47 AM »

i walked around campus with my headphones on and wasn't playing any music

what about you?

thisismyusername · « **Reply #1 on:** March 25, 2015, 12:33:45 AM »

Had Andrex accept my advances.

StealthFan · « **Reply #2 on:** March 25, 2015, 12:35:02 AM »

Participated in a 1000 fights.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #3 on:** March 25, 2015, 12:35:39 AM »

didn't beat up my mom

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #4 on:** March 25, 2015, 12:47:45 AM »

Plucked some ear hair

lennedsay · « **Reply #5 on:** March 25, 2015, 12:50:13 AM »

Knew a coworker was on their way over to pester me. Walked off from my desk briskly, like I was making a quick bathroom run. Hid in a conference room and remoted into my computer to work in peace for an hour.

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #6 on:** March 25, 2015, 12:52:51 AM »

I browsed a couple dozens threads, but didn't make even one post.

...

Oops.

Reb · « **Reply #7 on:** March 25, 2015, 06:27:24 AM »

Made up all kinds of shit just to score some internet points.

pilonv1 · « **Reply #8 on:** March 25, 2015, 07:02:10 AM »

Someone explain this headphone thing pls

Boogie · « **Reply #9 on:** March 25, 2015, 07:03:39 AM »

I looked someone in the eye, calm and resolved.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #10 on:** March 25, 2015, 10:56:45 AM »

grabbed some girl's ass

demi · « **Reply #11 on:** March 25, 2015, 11:06:06 AM »

Deleted some accounts

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #12 on:** March 25, 2015, 11:07:06 AM »

Quote from: Reb on March 25, 2015, 06:27:24 AM

Made up all kinds of shit just to score some internet points.

camehere2postthis

Cerveza mas fina · « **Reply #13 on:** March 25, 2015, 11:13:42 AM »

Quote from: Esch on March 25, 2015, 12:35:41 AM

Felt an intense self-negating malaise that I translated into aggressive behavior.

Did Von Cruncheon write this for you?

D3RANG3D · « **Reply #14 on:** March 25, 2015, 11:31:45 AM »

Go into a thread and like posts.

I'm a Puppy! · « **Reply #15 on:** March 25, 2015, 12:17:59 PM »

Grabbed a woman's ass. But she didn't mind. So I guess it's only half evillorian?

Tasty · « **Reply #16 on:** March 25, 2015, 12:39:03 PM »

Quote from: pilonv1 on March 25, 2015, 07:02:10 AM

Someone explain this headphone thing pls

Evilore made a big deal about how cool he was when he put on earphones in a club and danced to his own tunes on the dance floor.

No, I'm not making that up.

Tasty · « **Reply #17 on:** March 25, 2015, 12:39:37 PM »

Quote from: Esch on March 25, 2015, 11:26:43 AM

Quote from: Premium Lager on March 25, 2015, 11:13:42 AM
Quote from: Esch on March 25, 2015, 12:35:41 AM
Felt an intense self-negating malaise that I translated into aggressive behavior.

Did Von Cruncheon write this for you?
i'm a writer not a biter

I'm gonna steal that.

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #18 on:** March 25, 2015, 12:40:50 PM »

Serially offended about 12 women while I got coffee this morning by not letting them jump in front of me in line.

Arbys Roast Beef Sandwich · « **Reply #19 on:** March 25, 2015, 12:41:58 PM »

Looked rapey.

Vertigo · « **Reply #20 on:** March 25, 2015, 12:44:10 PM »

Get laughed at by sexy european women who can smell a dweeb a mile off.

Steve Contra · « **Reply #21 on:** March 25, 2015, 12:44:56 PM »

The headphone story always reminds me of my favorite scene in Morvern Callar (or maybe second favorite after Lee Hazlewood in the grocery store) so that's cool

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #22 on:** March 25, 2015, 12:46:30 PM »

I'm still trying to figure out where in his mind the thought "I know how to show how badass cool I am...I'll listen to totally different music than this club is playing and people will know I'm a special guy" got approved and processed?

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #23 on:** March 25, 2015, 12:51:18 PM »

Quote from: Tasty Meat on March 25, 2015, 12:39:03 PM

Quote from: pilonv1 on March 25, 2015, 07:02:10 AM
Someone explain this headphone thing pls

Evilore made a big deal about how cool he was when he put on earphones in a club and danced to his own tunes on the dance floor.

No, I'm not making that up.

Yeah, well, sometimes you go to an awesome club, but they're not playing your favorite tunes and you're just like "Well! I guess I'll dance to my own tunes instead!" to show people that you're not about conforming to their base views on auditory entertainment.

Cerveza mas fina · « **Reply #24 on:** March 25, 2015, 12:54:07 PM »

Quote from: Esch on March 25, 2015, 11:26:43 AM

Quote from: Premium Lager on March 25, 2015, 11:13:42 AM
Quote from: Esch on March 25, 2015, 12:35:41 AM
Felt an intense self-negating malaise that I translated into aggressive behavior.

Did Von Cruncheon write this for you?
i'm a writer not a biter

Sorry boo

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Author Topic: what's the evilore-est thing you've done today? (Read 2731 times)