Author Topic: what's the whitest thing someone has done to you today? (Read 1418 times)

Cheddahz · « **on:** March 25, 2015, 04:39:58 PM »

some kid burped onto my face during class and told me he is pressing charges against a professor if he can't secure a job once he graduates in may

what;s the whitest thing someone did to you today?

StealthFan · « **Reply #1 on:** March 25, 2015, 05:12:46 PM »

Accused me of being racist.

Kara · « **Reply #2 on:** March 25, 2015, 05:35:56 PM »

Called a half bath a powder room.

Vertigo · « **Reply #3 on:** March 25, 2015, 06:36:19 PM »

Bumped into me accidentally and then said sorry several times frantically like I was going to rip his head off and piss down the hole.

I'm not going to kill someone because they slightly stepped on my shoe.

Rufus · « **Reply #4 on:** March 25, 2015, 07:31:49 PM »

Isn't that par for the course in Britannia? Profusely apologizing, that is. Not the gore. I know you prefer stibby stabby pocket knives.

dkdk · « **Reply #5 on:** March 25, 2015, 07:47:09 PM »

girl at work touched my hair

she wasn't even fine so that made it twice as bad.

lennedsay · « **Reply #6 on:** March 25, 2015, 08:06:30 PM »

Some rich asshole living in a huge house I pass on my commute decorated their entire front lawn with stuffed animal rabbits for Easter.

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #7 on:** March 25, 2015, 10:39:31 PM »

Shook my hand for getting them home on time

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #8 on:** March 25, 2015, 10:42:12 PM »

Quote from: WRATH VICE™ on March 25, 2015, 05:40:58 PM

This was last week: Dominos delivery guy told my brother he shouldn't order pepperoni or even eat it because it's probably pork and he respects our "culture".

thats simply amazing did you tip him tho? Let's debate that

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #9 on:** March 26, 2015, 09:21:49 AM »

bork · « **Reply #10 on:** March 26, 2015, 09:23:00 AM »

Quote from: WRATH VICE™ on March 25, 2015, 05:40:58 PM

This was last week: Dominos delivery guy told my brother he shouldn't order pepperoni or even eat it because it's probably pork and he respects our "culture".

Mexicans don't eat pork?

sarslip · « **Reply #11 on:** March 26, 2015, 10:20:58 AM »

Quote from: Vertigo on March 25, 2015, 06:36:19 PM

Bumped into me accidentally and then said sorry several times frantically like I was going to rip his head off and piss down the hole.

I'm not going to kill someone because they slightly stepped on my shoe.

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #12 on:** March 26, 2015, 10:35:16 AM »

That happens quite often.

Kara · « **Reply #13 on:** March 28, 2015, 04:54:11 PM »

Put their car in park in the drive-thru.

Kara · « **Reply #14 on:** March 30, 2015, 02:18:31 PM »

Forced me to read FORDS ARE LIKE TAMPONS (sic.) EVERY PUSSY HAS ONE.

Leaving conditional clauses unmarked.

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #15 on:** March 30, 2015, 02:21:44 PM »

Fucked stopped in front of me at a yellow light and damn near had me put his Mazda Miata (or however you spell it) into oncoming traffic then waved at me.

I'm a Puppy! · « **Reply #16 on:** March 30, 2015, 02:40:16 PM »

Quote from: Am_I_Anonymous on March 26, 2015, 10:35:16 AM

That happens quite often.

Dude I run into a guy wearing a maroon suit I'm totally over apologizing. Can't be too safe. Just sayin'

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #17 on:** March 30, 2015, 02:43:21 PM »

whined passive-aggressively to me in email and bcc'd a prominent distribution alias

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #18 on:** March 30, 2015, 02:45:02 PM »

Quote from: Van Cruncheon on March 30, 2015, 02:43:21 PM

whined passive-aggressively to me in email and bcc'd a prominent distribution alias

When I was young I accidentally sent our HR manager and email I typed about him that referred to his piss poor attitude and inability to find quality talent.

Kara · « **Reply #19 on:** March 31, 2015, 08:08:59 PM »

Was informed that I would "learn to love flatbread" by a lavash brand's packaging.

Buddy this is lavash, not khubz.

lennedsay · « **Reply #20 on:** March 31, 2015, 08:59:49 PM »

Husband is taking too long making dinner because he spent an incredible length of time researching and perfecting a basil dressing for our savory crepes.

Dickie Dee · « **Reply #21 on:** March 31, 2015, 09:12:57 PM »

Quote from: Am_I_Anonymous on March 30, 2015, 02:45:02 PM

Quote from: Van Cruncheon on March 30, 2015, 02:43:21 PM
whined passive-aggressively to me in email and bcc'd a prominent distribution alias

When I was young I accidentally sent our HR manager and email I typed about him that referred to his piss poor attitude and inability to find quality talent.

Replying all to an email chain to internally address the particular fuckery of one of the participants in the conversation, but forgetting to delete that person from your send to list

Actually it was only half as dramatic as it sounds, but my hands still quiver and make sure to triple check who I'm sending what to, especially if it might cause politics and feels.

lennedsay · « **Reply #22 on:** March 31, 2015, 09:29:19 PM »

He's lucky these crepes were really fucking good.

Positive Touch · « **Reply #23 on:** March 31, 2015, 10:16:37 PM »

basil with crepes omg tell me more

lennedsay · « **Reply #24 on:** March 31, 2015, 10:22:39 PM »

And feta and mushrooms and HAM.

They were technically Swedish pancakes, but I'm not white enough to refuse to use crepes and Swedish pancakes interchangeably.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #25 on:** March 31, 2015, 10:32:56 PM »

banned me on a web forum for being too christian

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Author Topic: what's the whitest thing someone has done to you today? (Read 1418 times)