My email chick pick up scam BACKFIRED

[Phoenix Dark]

So a couple days ago I didn't feel like going to my math class so I didn't. But then I realized I wouldn't know what homework was due next class period so I quickly emailed everyone in the class. But I decided to spice the email up a tad

I had to go to Mexico on a secret mission for the government last week, so I missed class. Can anyone please tell me what the homework was, as well as what section the quiz is going to be on? If I remember
correctly she said it would be on 1.3 right?

btw anyone who helps will be paid

Thanks in advance

I was hoping a girl would be like "lol this is cute" and start a conversation. Well the only chick who emailed back was the teacher

To make matters worse, one dude sent this:

Hello there, I enjoyed this e-mail so very much, I'm sure you recieved
many replies because it was much more exciting then the usual "I was out
sick" thing so here you are there was no homework and you are correct it
was 1.3 oh, and by the way how was the secret mission or can you talk
about that?

Phoenix Dark is a funny name. If you don't mind I plan on asking the class who's email address is Phoenix Dark tomorrow

What the hell. So I look up his name on MySpace and lo and behold

Status:   In a Relationship
Orientation:   Gay
Hometown:   Detroit
Religion:   Christian - other

WHAT HAVE I DONE

[GilloD]

The hijinks never end with you.

[Howard Alan Treesong]

Hopefully he's black.

[Cheebs]

I got that zip, your college. And I know some stats about him now.

Lemme find his myspace. Give me 1 hour tops.

[TVC15]

Was the guy cute, PD?  Show us his myspace.

[Cheebs]

I'll post his picture once I find it

[demi]

All that due has to do is look up Phoenix Dark on google

http://phoenixdark1.blogspot.com/

lol

[Cheebs]

You act like there's only one gay christian in a relationship in detroit 

who goes to eastern michigan which is not near detroit.

I was able to narrow it down to under 30 people.

I promised PD I wouldn't do anything with it but I got it to under 30 with little effort.

[TVC15]

You act like there's only one gay christian in a relationship in detroit 

who goes to eastern michigan which is not near detroit.

I was able to narrow it down to under 30 people.

I promised PD I wouldn't do anything with it but I got it to under 30 with little effort.

Post a pic.  With just a hotlinked pic we can't trace it back to a profile.

[Cheebs]

You act like there's only one gay christian in a relationship in detroit 

who goes to eastern michigan which is not near detroit.

I was able to narrow it down to under 30 people.

I promised PD I wouldn't do anything with it but I got it to under 30 with little effort.

Post a pic.  With just a hotlinked pic we can't trace it back to a profile.

I don't have enough info to get it under around 15 probably.

[Shuri]

The rest of the class now thinks you're a fucking idiot. This backfired on so many levels.

[TVC15]

The rest of the class now thinks you're a fucking idiot. This backfired on so many levels.

Really, PD, if you're going to cut class, don't act like a jackass asking for the work.  The people are doing you a favor and needn't be exposed to your "charm."  If I would've gotten that mail, I'd probably do what most of the class did:  immediately delete it.

[Cheebs]

The rest of the class now thinks you're a fucking idiot. This backfired on so many levels.

Really, PD, if you're going to cut class, don't act like a jackass asking for the work.  The people are doing you a favor and needn't be exposed to your "charm."  If I would've gotten that mail, I'd probably do what most of the class did:  immediately delete it.

Don't forget the e-mail also resulted in the mess at the other thread 

[Phoenix Dark]

The rest of the class now thinks you're a fucking idiot. This backfired on so many levels.

Really, PD, if you're going to cut class, don't act like a jackass asking for the work.  The people are doing you a favor and needn't be exposed to your "charm."  If I would've gotten that mail, I'd probably do what most of the class did:  immediately delete it.

Well I figured just the standard "hey I missed class blah blah blah" was boring. At least something this spiced up would get people's attention

[brawndolicious]

when you read that email it kind of sounds like he's soliciting a prostitute...

[Cheebs]

when you read that email it kind of sounds like he's soliciting a prostitute...

he did that on craigslist already

[brawndolicious]

he did that on craigslist already

Did that result in flirting with a man?

[Cheebs]

he did that on craigslist already

Did that result in flirting with a man?

do you even need to ask?

[brawndolicious]

do you even need to ask?

no