Author Topic: Which Borian would be most likely to own a pocket pussy? (Read 4001 times)

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #1 on:** March 27, 2015, 11:42:36 AM »

Quote from: WRATH VICE™ on March 27, 2015, 11:42:07 AM

I'm first choice on the poll for once

Nah, I'm too insecure to be OK with owning one.

Do you borrow your brothers?

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #2 on:** March 27, 2015, 11:44:41 AM »

Quote from: WRATH VICE™ on March 27, 2015, 11:44:16 AM

he got so embarrassed with having it he sold it on craigslist. Some sucker actually bought it

Wait.....what?

Rufus · « **Reply #3 on:** March 27, 2015, 11:47:42 AM »

Quote from: WRATH VICE™ on March 27, 2015, 11:44:16 AM

he got so embarrassed with having it he sold it on craigslist. Some sucker actually bought it

Cheddahz · « **Reply #4 on:** March 27, 2015, 11:49:17 AM »

Phoenix Dark, no questions asked

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #5 on:** March 27, 2015, 11:54:22 AM »

I'm going to go with Wrath bet he got one off craigslist.

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #6 on:** March 27, 2015, 12:01:45 PM »

Quote from: TheInfelicitousDandy on March 27, 2015, 11:54:22 AM

I'm going to go with Wrath bet he got one off craigslist.

thisismyusername · « **Reply #7 on:** March 27, 2015, 12:12:56 PM »

I love how Stealth is leading.

Walrus needs to be higher, IMO.

Tasty · « **Reply #8 on:** March 27, 2015, 12:14:46 PM »

The two I picked are also the top two in the poll.

Quote from: thisismyusername on March 27, 2015, 12:12:56 PM

I love how Stealth is leading.

Walrus needs to be higher, IMO.

Him, Esch, and Wrath were on my list but I could only choose two.

I'm a Puppy! · « **Reply #9 on:** March 27, 2015, 12:18:48 PM »

You guys know that NudeMac most likely has a signature Dolce Gabbana high fashion pocket pussy.

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #10 on:** March 27, 2015, 12:20:29 PM »

Quote from: I'm a Puppy! on March 27, 2015, 12:18:48 PM

You guys know that NudeMac most likely has a signature Dolce Gabbana high fashion pocket pussy.

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Crushed velvet with a microfiber lining

Quote from: wiki

The shape, size, and combinations of synthetic fibers are selected for specific characteristics, including softness, toughness, absorption, water repellency, electrodynamics, and filtering capabilities.

Tasty · « **Reply #11 on:** March 27, 2015, 12:32:54 PM »

Quote from: I'm a Puppy! on March 27, 2015, 12:18:48 PM

You guys know that NudeMac most likely has a signature Dolce Gabbana high fashion pocket pussy.

He has a wife, which rules him out.

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #12 on:** March 27, 2015, 12:34:13 PM »

Quote from: Tasty Meat on March 27, 2015, 12:32:54 PM

Quote from: I'm a Puppy! on March 27, 2015, 12:18:48 PM
You guys know that NudeMac most likely has a signature Dolce Gabbana high fashion pocket pussy.

He has a wife, which rules him out.

LOL says a guy who isn't married. Actually it expands his chances by a significant percentage.

I'm a Puppy! · « **Reply #13 on:** March 27, 2015, 12:38:53 PM »

Quote from: Tasty Meat on March 27, 2015, 12:32:54 PM

Quote from: I'm a Puppy! on March 27, 2015, 12:18:48 PM
You guys know that NudeMac most likely has a signature Dolce Gabbana high fashion pocket pussy.

He has a wife, which rules him out.

Sure it does, because married people have sex ALL the time

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #14 on:** March 27, 2015, 12:40:10 PM »

Quote from: I'm a Puppy! on March 27, 2015, 12:38:53 PM

Quote from: Tasty Meat on March 27, 2015, 12:32:54 PM
Quote from: I'm a Puppy! on March 27, 2015, 12:18:48 PM
You guys know that NudeMac most likely has a signature Dolce Gabbana high fashion pocket pussy.

He has a wife, which rules him out.
Sure it does, because married people have sex ALL the time

nudemacusers · « **Reply #15 on:** March 27, 2015, 12:40:56 PM »

Quote from: I'm a Puppy! on March 27, 2015, 12:18:48 PM

You guys know that NudeMac most likely has a signature Dolce Gabbana high fashion pocket pussy.

no but my wife has a platinum vibe

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #16 on:** March 27, 2015, 12:42:13 PM »

Quote from: nudemacusers on March 27, 2015, 12:40:56 PM

Quote from: I'm a Puppy! on March 27, 2015, 12:18:48 PM
You guys know that NudeMac most likely has a signature Dolce Gabbana high fashion pocket pussy.
no but my wife has a platinum vibe

His name is Jamal. He is on the books as "pool cleaner" but we know which pool he really cleans

thisismyusername · « **Reply #17 on:** March 27, 2015, 12:43:42 PM »

Quote from: Am_I_Anonymous on March 27, 2015, 12:42:13 PM

Quote from: nudemacusers on March 27, 2015, 12:40:56 PM
Quote from: I'm a Puppy! on March 27, 2015, 12:18:48 PM
You guys know that NudeMac most likely has a signature Dolce Gabbana high fashion pocket pussy.
no but my wife has a platinum vibe

His name is Jamal. He is on the books as "pool cleaner" but we know which pool he really cleans

Macs muddy pool on weekends.

nudemacusers · « **Reply #18 on:** March 27, 2015, 12:44:59 PM »

Quote from: Am_I_Anonymous on March 27, 2015, 12:42:13 PM

Quote from: nudemacusers on March 27, 2015, 12:40:56 PM
Quote from: I'm a Puppy! on March 27, 2015, 12:18:48 PM
You guys know that NudeMac most likely has a signature Dolce Gabbana high fashion pocket pussy.
no but my wife has a platinum vibe

His name is Jamal. He is on the books as "pool cleaner" but we know which pool he really cleans

my wife clearly spelled out her future/theoretical pool cleaner would be dominican and 6'3"

Tasty · « **Reply #19 on:** March 27, 2015, 12:45:15 PM »

Quote from: I'm a Puppy! on March 27, 2015, 12:38:53 PM

Quote from: Tasty Meat on March 27, 2015, 12:32:54 PM
Quote from: I'm a Puppy! on March 27, 2015, 12:18:48 PM
You guys know that NudeMac most likely has a signature Dolce Gabbana high fashion pocket pussy.

He has a wife, which rules him out.
Sure it does, because married people have sex ALL the time

What I meant was, wives are not sympathetic to requests for masturbatory aids, generally.

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #20 on:** March 27, 2015, 12:47:18 PM »

Quote from: Tasty Meat on March 27, 2015, 12:45:15 PM

Quote from: I'm a Puppy! on March 27, 2015, 12:38:53 PM
Quote from: Tasty Meat on March 27, 2015, 12:32:54 PM
Quote from: I'm a Puppy! on March 27, 2015, 12:18:48 PM
You guys know that NudeMac most likely has a signature Dolce Gabbana high fashion pocket pussy.

He has a wife, which rules him out.
Sure it does, because married people have sex ALL the time

What I meant was, wives are not sympathetic to requests for masturbatory aids, generally.

Ah, yes, in that fact you would be correct. At least in my case. She immediately tabled my suggestion of obtaining a 22 year old latina masturbatory aid.

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #21 on:** March 27, 2015, 12:47:53 PM »

Quote from: nudemacusers on March 27, 2015, 12:44:59 PM

Quote from: Am_I_Anonymous on March 27, 2015, 12:42:13 PM
Quote from: nudemacusers on March 27, 2015, 12:40:56 PM
Quote from: I'm a Puppy! on March 27, 2015, 12:18:48 PM
You guys know that NudeMac most likely has a signature Dolce Gabbana high fashion pocket pussy.
no but my wife has a platinum vibe

His name is Jamal. He is on the books as "pool cleaner" but we know which pool he really cleans
my wife clearly spelled out her future/theoretical pool cleaner would be dominican and 6'3"

Dominican? 6'3"? you might as well find a midget African, they are probably more common.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #22 on:** March 27, 2015, 12:48:32 PM »

Did you offer her up a Dominican in exchange?

nudemacusers · « **Reply #23 on:** March 27, 2015, 12:48:46 PM »

Quote from: Am_I_Anonymous on March 27, 2015, 12:47:53 PM

Quote from: nudemacusers on March 27, 2015, 12:44:59 PM
Quote from: Am_I_Anonymous on March 27, 2015, 12:42:13 PM
Quote from: nudemacusers on March 27, 2015, 12:40:56 PM
Quote from: I'm a Puppy! on March 27, 2015, 12:18:48 PM
You guys know that NudeMac most likely has a signature Dolce Gabbana high fashion pocket pussy.
no but my wife has a platinum vibe

His name is Jamal. He is on the books as "pool cleaner" but we know which pool he really cleans
my wife clearly spelled out her future/theoretical pool cleaner would be dominican and 6'3"

Dominican? 6'3"? you might as well find a midget African, they are probably more common.

The worse her chances the better off I am

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #24 on:** March 27, 2015, 12:50:33 PM »

In that case just offer her unlimited access to any American nationalized Mexicans in Southern Cali bro.

nudemacusers · « **Reply #25 on:** March 27, 2015, 12:56:26 PM »

Quote from: Am_I_Anonymous on March 27, 2015, 12:50:33 PM

In that case just offer her unlimited access to any American nationalized Mexicans in Southern Cali bro.

I do.

Every night

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #26 on:** March 27, 2015, 12:56:50 PM »

Quote from: nudemacusers on March 27, 2015, 12:56:26 PM

Quote from: Am_I_Anonymous on March 27, 2015, 12:50:33 PM
In that case just offer her unlimited access to any American nationalized Mexicans in Southern Cali bro.
I do.

Every night

But I feel you, playa. I've been trying to get my wife to scream "reduced government interference!" during the height of coitus but so far all I got was "i dont need no obama phone"

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #27 on:** March 27, 2015, 01:02:09 PM »

You working her up to Reagan mask sex?

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #28 on:** March 27, 2015, 01:07:23 PM »

Quote from: TheInfelicitousDandy on March 27, 2015, 01:02:09 PM

You working her up to Reagan mask sex?

Am now.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #29 on:** March 27, 2015, 01:16:08 PM »

Wrath wins by proxy of his brother.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #30 on:** March 27, 2015, 02:39:23 PM »

Peeps buying a fleshlight off Craigslist, the #struggle is so real I can't even.

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #31 on:** March 28, 2015, 02:28:14 PM »

0 votes

Beezy · « **Reply #32 on:** March 28, 2015, 02:43:18 PM »

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #33 on:** March 28, 2015, 02:58:18 PM »

StealthFan · « **Reply #34 on:** March 28, 2015, 05:53:19 PM »

Atramental · « **Reply #35 on:** March 28, 2015, 06:07:57 PM »

12 votes for me? What the hell.

Think this through, Boritos. I live with my parents and if such a thing were to come in the mail they would disown me.

StealthFan · « **Reply #36 on:** March 28, 2015, 06:16:35 PM »

Quote from: Atramental on March 28, 2015, 06:07:57 PM

12 votes for me? What the hell.

Think this through, Boritos. I live with my parents and if such a thing were to come in the mail they would disown me.

They open your mail, breh?

Atramental · « **Reply #37 on:** March 28, 2015, 06:25:00 PM »

It's very rare that I order things through the mail so if a nondescript package were to show up and I ran off to my room to open it suspicions would abound.

StealthFan · « **Reply #38 on:** March 28, 2015, 07:01:05 PM »

Kara · « **Reply #39 on:** March 28, 2015, 07:02:25 PM »

The packaging on mail order sex toys is pretty discreet. It's a product differentiation thing.

Besides, you live near a repressive Christian university, I'd be shocked if there wasn't one brick and mortar retailer nearby.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #40 on:** March 28, 2015, 07:06:45 PM »

Quote from: Vularai on March 28, 2015, 07:02:25 PM

The packaging on mail order sex toys is pretty discreet.

Change my vote to Vul

Kara · « **Reply #41 on:** March 28, 2015, 07:31:13 PM »

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #42 on:** March 28, 2015, 07:40:27 PM »

How's the packaging if you get it off Craigslist?

Kara · « **Reply #43 on:** March 28, 2015, 07:44:47 PM »

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Yeti · « **Reply #44 on:** March 28, 2015, 08:37:34 PM »

Quote from: Esch on March 28, 2015, 06:09:36 PM

what would be so bad about owning the pocket pussy anyway, tho. i think the more entertaining shame question is which of us would be least likely to keep our pocket pussies clean

I probably wouldn't have voted for Esch before this post.

chronovore · « **Reply #45 on:** March 29, 2015, 08:17:23 AM »

Quote from: Am_I_Anonymous on March 27, 2015, 01:07:23 PM

Quote from: TheInfelicitousDandy on March 27, 2015, 01:02:09 PM
You working her up to Reagan mask sex?

Am now.

Is she really willing to wear the mask?

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #46 on:** March 29, 2015, 09:47:13 AM »

Quote from: chronovore on March 29, 2015, 08:17:23 AM

Quote from: Am_I_Anonymous on March 27, 2015, 01:07:23 PM
Quote from: TheInfelicitousDandy on March 27, 2015, 01:02:09 PM
You working her up to Reagan mask sex?

Am now.

Is she really willing to wear the mask?

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #47 on:** March 29, 2015, 11:00:31 AM »

edit read that wrong

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #48 on:** March 29, 2015, 11:39:17 AM »

Wrath have you borrowed any chapstick from your brother lately?

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