Author Topic: What's the arabest thing you did today (Read 2415 times)

Eschaton · « **on:** March 27, 2015, 01:35:18 PM »

Left the house having not buttoned the top 3 buttons of my shirt

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #1 on:** March 27, 2015, 01:37:21 PM »

Thought at length about how many Russian hookers I'm going to fuck

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #2 on:** March 27, 2015, 01:38:24 PM »

Watched a Saudi declare a hashtag Jihad on a WASP's winery.

Steve Contra · « **Reply #3 on:** March 27, 2015, 01:42:40 PM »

I'm Catholic, fuck that wasp shit

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #4 on:** March 27, 2015, 01:50:35 PM »

For some reason, I thought you were a Mormon

jakefromstatefarm · « **Reply #5 on:** March 27, 2015, 01:50:43 PM »

inb4 PD post about "instagram thots"

I'm a Puppy! · « **Reply #6 on:** March 27, 2015, 01:50:58 PM »

I blew up at someone.

Steve Contra · « **Reply #7 on:** March 27, 2015, 01:56:10 PM »

Quote from: Mary Tyler Whore on March 27, 2015, 01:50:35 PM

For some reason, I thought you were a Mormon

Raised in Utah, not Mormon. Puppy is the real deal.

bork · « **Reply #8 on:** March 27, 2015, 01:58:39 PM »

Listened to the song "Arabest" by SebastiAn after seeing the thread title.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #9 on:** March 27, 2015, 02:01:00 PM »

Got sand in my shoes.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #10 on:** March 27, 2015, 02:05:18 PM »

Put a burqa on my sister

Vertigo · « **Reply #11 on:** March 27, 2015, 02:07:06 PM »

Kissed a man full on the mouth and still felt hetro.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #12 on:** March 27, 2015, 02:10:08 PM »

Tried to abduct a new one for the harem. Liam Neeson foiled me though.

Brehvolution · « **Reply #13 on:** March 27, 2015, 02:17:29 PM »

Threw a stack of money on a belly dancer.

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #14 on:** March 27, 2015, 02:18:23 PM »

Quote from: Brehvolution on March 27, 2015, 02:17:29 PM

Threw a stack of money on a belly dancer.

Did the pennies hurt her though?

Brehvolution · « **Reply #15 on:** March 27, 2015, 02:20:12 PM »

They get sucked in by the belly movement.

mormapope · « **Reply #16 on:** March 27, 2015, 03:01:29 PM »

Changed a tire

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #17 on:** March 27, 2015, 04:16:28 PM »

Quote from: mormapope on March 27, 2015, 03:01:29 PM

Changed a tire

This wouldn't be possible on American roads with all their potholes.

Skidmark · « **Reply #18 on:** March 27, 2015, 04:39:08 PM »

I ate mansaf with my hands:

Danced Dabke in weddings and graduations:

Smoked waterpipe at coffee shops:

Skidmark · « **Reply #19 on:** March 27, 2015, 04:46:01 PM »

I have still got to try this:

and this:

Cerveza mas fina · « **Reply #20 on:** May 01, 2015, 11:47:18 AM »

Sweat it at the airport

octopushover · « **Reply #21 on:** May 01, 2015, 12:37:56 PM »

Threatened to hit my girlfriend

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #22 on:** May 01, 2015, 01:12:41 PM »

wiped my butt with my left hand

suppadoopa · « **Reply #23 on:** May 01, 2015, 01:58:31 PM »

Quote from: Esch on March 27, 2015, 01:35:18 PM

Left the house having not buttoned the top 3 buttons of my shirt (Image removed from quote.)

This + [test] drove a Audi

It was absolutely halal

Kara · « **Reply #24 on:** May 19, 2015, 02:10:20 PM »

Ate chickpeas.

Kara · « **Reply #25 on:** May 19, 2015, 03:15:51 PM »

They make hummus without chickpeas for the cacs, akhi.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #26 on:** May 19, 2015, 03:44:25 PM »

and redefining Arab shit to suit your own view/interests is Jewish as fuck amirite

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #27 on:** May 19, 2015, 03:46:22 PM »

Watched a video explaining a new weapon the navy is developing

seagrams hotsauce · « **Reply #28 on:** May 19, 2015, 04:04:06 PM »

^And here people thought PD was gonna bring up instagram thots first

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #29 on:** May 19, 2015, 04:32:19 PM »

Quote from: seagrams hotsauce on May 19, 2015, 04:04:06 PM

^And here people thought PD was gonna bring up instagram thots first

Kara · « **Reply #30 on:** May 19, 2015, 04:50:42 PM »

Quote from: WRATH VICE™ on May 19, 2015, 03:40:06 PM

Having ethnic food the "right way" and bragging about it is white as fuck too.

I didn't brag about it?

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #31 on:** May 19, 2015, 05:07:09 PM »

uttered a terrifying ululation and killed a christian

Atramental · « **Reply #32 on:** May 19, 2015, 05:41:39 PM »

https://soundcloud.com/monkeytownrecords/omar-souleyman-enssa-el-aatab-prod-by-modeselektor

I have a very long playlist on Soundcloud but this song always seems to play whenever this thread pops up. :usavich

tiesto · « **Reply #33 on:** May 19, 2015, 09:07:28 PM »

Quote from: Atramental on May 19, 2015, 05:41:39 PM

https://soundcloud.com/monkeytownrecords/omar-souleyman-enssa-el-aatab-prod-by-modeselektor

I have a very long playlist on Soundcloud but this song always seems to play whenever this thread pops up. :usavich

This guy did a concert at my gf's school and she has since gotten me hooked on him...

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #34 on:** May 20, 2015, 02:37:33 PM »

Read this http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Conspiracy_theories_in_the_Arab_world

and wondered if my dog was an Israeli spy.

nachobro · « **Reply #35 on:** May 20, 2015, 03:32:14 PM »

Talked shit about The Jews

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #36 on:** May 28, 2015, 12:33:58 PM »

http://www.thecoli.com/threads/guys-trolling-instagram-thots.322793/#post-13600109

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #37 on:** May 28, 2015, 02:14:20 PM »

Bin Hoein

Kara · « **Reply #38 on:** May 28, 2015, 02:45:55 PM »

Quote from: Dufus on May 28, 2015, 01:04:46 PM

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on May 28, 2015, 12:33:58 PM
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http://www.thecoli.com/threads/guys-trolling-instagram-thots.322793/#post-13600109

What kind of a fucking low life troll goes after easy targets like that.

I like to think of it as meta-commentary on Sunni Arab states that oppress their Shi'a minorities (or in the case of Bahrain, majority).

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Author Topic: What's the arabest thing you did today (Read 2415 times)

Eschaton