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StealthFan

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Let's discuss our farts
« on: March 28, 2015, 12:01:26 AM »
My favorite nightly pastime is farting. I prefer loud. clean ones with no stutters but lately I have been getting rich ones, in quick succession. I like to turn the fan off so I can partake in the smell. It's been quite raunchy lately, almost devastatingly stinky.
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Re: Let's discuss our farts
« Reply #1 on: March 28, 2015, 12:28:39 AM »
I'm so into farts I own fart memorabilia.  Hang on while I upload pictures of my dutch oven. 

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Re: Let's discuss our farts
« Reply #2 on: March 28, 2015, 12:29:31 AM »
At age 22 I noticed that my farts had become incredibly fucking rancid for no discernable reason. I thought perhaps, meh, I'm getting a little older, maybe you just bust off nastier shit. Took me a couple months to realize that I was actually partially lactose intolerant. It was fueled by all the whole milk I was pounding to lift.

Back to normal now. Sort of a rich vegetal aroma.

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Re: Let's discuss our farts
« Reply #3 on: March 28, 2015, 12:45:34 AM »
I'm not very gassy in the first place, but my farts are usually unscented. Maybe there's something wrong with my body.  ???

nudemacusers

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Re: Let's discuss our farts
« Reply #4 on: March 28, 2015, 12:52:12 AM »
i had some bbq chicken and red onion pizza today


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Mr. Nobody

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Re: Let's discuss our farts
« Reply #5 on: March 28, 2015, 01:38:07 AM »
Depending on what I eat, my farts/shit smell like burning haircare products at times  :snoop

Phoenix Dark

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Re: Let's discuss our farts
« Reply #6 on: March 28, 2015, 05:59:52 PM »
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