my neighbor is an idiot.

[Am_I_Anonymous]

6am knocks of my door in a robe. "I locked myself out of the house"

Cue 1 hour of awkwardness as we wait for the locksmith. My lovely wife gives him my favorite sweats and my old alumni shirt she knows I love and she wants to get rid of. She busts out the face too;

 

Finally the locksmith arrives. 

8:39 AM and not shit...knocks on our door again. He locked himself out again AND he spilled fucking coffee on my shirt man.

Waiting for the locksmith again...



Fucking dentists man. 

Edit: now he's eating MY bacon. 

Edit Edit: I'm considering going over to his house and kicking the door down.

[Kara]

Cut the guy some slack, it's not like teeth can get lost.

[Madrun Badrun]

Dude just wanted to come back for your bacon.  Better give him what he wants before he locks himself out for brunch. 

[Great Rumbler]

You may want to consider that your neighbor is severely socially challenged and this is the only way he can think of to engage in interaction with another human being. What I'm saying is that this may become a regular thing.

[Madrun Badrun]

Ya, reminds me of the time I left my apartment without pants just so someone would talk to me.  No one did. 

[Beezy]

Wait, why was he outside in only a robe?

[Madrun Badrun]

I've seen people do it on TV.  Gives an instant suburbia vibe to a show.  People often do it on SVU right before someone gets raped. 

[Am_I_Anonymous]

Honestly he's a nice guy and a great dentist but he is a complete airhead.

He managed to get his car stuck in mud ruts last sunday because he missed his driveway by a good 5 feet.

[CatsCatsCats]

Probably abusing his access to medicine

[Am_I_Anonymous]

Probably abusing his access to medicine

Nah I doubt it. He had two beers over my house once and was damn near loaded. He's not much into modern chemistry.

[Rufus]

Beer isn't exactly modern though.

[Am_I_Anonymous]

Beer isn't exactly modern though.

This crazy hopbomber shit I got is....wild.

[CatsCatsCats]

Probably abusing his access to medicine

Nah I doubt it. He had two beers over my house once and was damn near loaded. He's not much into modern chemistry.

Sounds like prescription drug interaction to me 

[I'm a Puppy!]

Honestly he's a nice guy and a great dentist but he is a complete airhead.

He managed to get his car stuck in mud ruts last sunday because he missed his driveway by a good 5 feet.

Looks like someone has a druggie for a neighbor.

[Kara]

Isn't a hoppy pale ale just an India pale ale?

Typical cacs, erasing the brown man from history. 

[I'm a Puppy!]

Poppys = Afghanistan.
You can't sell terrrist beer very well 'merica