Author Topic: What's the Libertopianest thing you've done today? (Read 2271 times)

Human Snorenado · « **on:** March 30, 2015, 12:44:14 PM »

Helped friends pay less in taxes.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #1 on:** March 30, 2015, 12:45:58 PM »

Bought a shit ton of canned food

Boogie · « **Reply #2 on:** March 30, 2015, 12:47:02 PM »

"Helped"?

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #3 on:** March 30, 2015, 12:48:27 PM »

Quote from: Boogie on March 30, 2015, 12:47:02 PM

"Helped"?

Shit, you're right.

"Traded my tax-preparing expertise in a rationally self-motivated manner in exchange for beers, and also to curb the power of the state."

I'm a Puppy! · « **Reply #4 on:** March 30, 2015, 12:48:48 PM »

Saw someone in a car listening to Fox News and thought to myself, "I'm so glad I'm not like these sheeple. They should be smart like me"

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For bonus points this is also the most Vulvari thing I've done today too

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octopushover · « **Reply #5 on:** March 30, 2015, 12:56:27 PM »

let my dog shit on private property so the cleaning staff would continue to be employed according to their worth

Kara · « **Reply #6 on:** March 30, 2015, 12:59:42 PM »

Woke up believing in the superiority of Classical economics.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #7 on:** March 30, 2015, 01:11:08 PM »

Quote from: Esch on March 30, 2015, 12:52:17 PM

Argued against liberals getting mad about Tidal.

please tell me this isn't a thing. I know people are rolling their eyes at the charity-esque language/imagery being used by Tidal but lord...don't tell me there are think pieces about it being offensive.

benjipwns · « **Reply #8 on:** March 30, 2015, 01:15:48 PM »

Lamented the necessity of having to provide identification to the pharmacist to get a product that requires a prescription and is limited and controlled by the DEA requiring three sets of numbers to be recorded on a slip to identify who might be the weak link in the chain of ignoring state consent before a mutually beneficial trade.

All after taking one more pill than the directions on the bottle so as to empty it something the DEA only now knows about.

benjipwns · « **Reply #9 on:** March 30, 2015, 01:25:48 PM »

Also eroded the authority of the state by going 43 in an arbitrarily labeled 40 mph zone.

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #10 on:** March 30, 2015, 01:37:49 PM »

Heard a guy saying you can put "Free Man" as your license plate and not be pulled over.

octopushover · « **Reply #11 on:** March 30, 2015, 01:39:51 PM »

responded to my boss yelling at me with, "am i free to go?"

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #12 on:** March 30, 2015, 02:03:50 PM »

ate a tasty $4 breakfast at the Microsoft corporate cafeteria.

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #13 on:** March 30, 2015, 02:05:47 PM »

Quote from: recursivelyenumerable on March 30, 2015, 02:03:50 PM

ate a tasty $4 breakfast at the Microsoft corporate cafeteria.

Please describe your hashbrowns in both shape and consistency. This is very important.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #14 on:** March 30, 2015, 02:09:55 PM »

Then follow it up in the poop thread with both shape and consistency and if they are now in your pants.

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #15 on:** March 30, 2015, 02:18:04 PM »

Quote from: Am_I_Anonymous on March 30, 2015, 02:05:47 PM

Quote from: recursivelyenumerable on March 30, 2015, 02:03:50 PM
ate a tasty $4 breakfast at the Microsoft corporate cafeteria.

Please describe your hashbrowns in both shape and consistency. This is very important.

they had the shape and consistency of hashbrowns I enjoyed eating.

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #16 on:** March 30, 2015, 02:20:48 PM »

Quote from: recursivelyenumerable on March 30, 2015, 02:18:04 PM

Quote from: Am_I_Anonymous on March 30, 2015, 02:05:47 PM
Quote from: recursivelyenumerable on March 30, 2015, 02:03:50 PM
ate a tasty $4 breakfast at the Microsoft corporate cafeteria.

Please describe your hashbrowns in both shape and consistency. This is very important.

they had the shape and consistency of hashbrowns I enjoyed eating.

But were they pre-made or fresh and chopped?

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #17 on:** March 30, 2015, 02:27:32 PM »

I dunno. They were of acceptable quality for being part of a $4 breakfast. Maybe I'll check next time.

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #18 on:** March 30, 2015, 02:32:51 PM »

Quote from: recursivelyenumerable on March 30, 2015, 02:27:32 PM

I dunno. They were of acceptable quality for being part of a $4 breakfast. Maybe I'll check next time.

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Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #19 on:** March 30, 2015, 02:40:49 PM »

lectured someone for making poor life decisions while chugging my second can of MONSTER ENERGY ULTRA CITRON

Dickie Dee · « **Reply #20 on:** March 30, 2015, 03:30:50 PM »

Saw an American flag with a gold-fringe and decided it exempted me from any social contract and/or basic empathy.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #21 on:** March 30, 2015, 03:33:50 PM »

Quote from: Van Cruncheon on March 30, 2015, 02:40:49 PM

lectured someone for making poor life decisions while chugging my second can of MONSTER ENERGY ULTRA CITRON

Can I have your scooter when you die?

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #22 on:** March 30, 2015, 04:27:23 PM »

Existed because I do

octopushover · « **Reply #23 on:** March 30, 2015, 04:44:25 PM »

got high and went for a walk, ending on a sour note when i berated a homeless person for being drunk in public

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #24 on:** March 30, 2015, 04:47:40 PM »

Would have been whiter if you assaulted him with a cane while wearing a cod piece.

Steve Contra · « **Reply #25 on:** March 30, 2015, 06:02:05 PM »

Said something super racist, passed it off because I'm a libertarian Congressman from a super white district in Texas. You'd be surprised how many times that's worked.

Mandark · « **Reply #26 on:** March 30, 2015, 06:18:27 PM »

Contra, you should spin off a business that markets patriotic domestic wines to Tea Partiers, advertising on Michael Savage etc.

You could call it Legitimate Grape.

Kara · « **Reply #27 on:** March 30, 2015, 07:26:23 PM »

Manischmutsik.

StealthFan · « **Reply #28 on:** March 30, 2015, 07:44:11 PM »

Quote from: Esch on March 30, 2015, 12:52:17 PM

Argued against liberals getting mad about Tidal.

You would defend the camel

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #29 on:** March 30, 2015, 07:48:56 PM »

Quote from: Mandark on March 30, 2015, 06:18:27 PM

Contra, you should spin off a business that markets patriotic domestic wines to Tea Partiers, advertising on Michael Savage etc.

You could call it Legitimate Grape.

I prefer Reagrape.

jakefromstatefarm · « **Reply #30 on:** March 30, 2015, 07:56:49 PM »

created a Chaotic Evil character in Baldur's Gate

maybe if property wasn't centralized into a handful of oligarchs the market wouldn't have such a problem regulating the supply of iron

Kara · « **Reply #31 on:** March 30, 2015, 08:04:43 PM »

Amn is already libertopia.

Even down to the whole "has vast natural resources, ergo its mode of production is the bestest" thing.

Time to kill myself for providing a class analysis of the Sword Coast bye.

jakefromstatefarm · « **Reply #32 on:** March 30, 2015, 08:27:16 PM »

Quote from: Vularai on March 30, 2015, 08:04:43 PM

Even down to the whole "has vast natural resources, ergo its mode of production is the bestest" thing.

hmm, Bioware's inability to accurately depict the tragedy of the commons is disconcerting

you know what, I may just kill myself as well

Rufus · « **Reply #33 on:** March 30, 2015, 08:29:05 PM »

They regulate magic though. Throw people in the clink for any infraction, for Bhaal knows how long. Without a trial even.

Kara · « **Reply #34 on:** March 30, 2015, 09:20:15 PM »

Quote from: jakefromstatefarm on March 30, 2015, 08:27:16 PM

Quote from: Vularai on March 30, 2015, 08:04:43 PM
Even down to the whole "has vast natural resources, ergo its mode of production is the bestest" thing.
hmm, Bioware's inability to accurately depict the tragedy of the commons is disconcerting

you know what, I may just kill myself as well

Amn as a colonial empire is a rather straightforward Marxist-Leninist reading of financial capital, however.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #35 on:** March 30, 2015, 10:15:12 PM »

updated: suggested feeding the homeless to local coyote packs crossing into urban confines.

Tasty · « **Reply #36 on:** March 30, 2015, 11:00:05 PM »

Homeless guy asked me for money on the way home and I didn't give him any.

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I have no bills.

I've given fives, tens, and twenties to various homeless since moving here so I don't think I'm a completely terrible person.

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benjipwns · « **Reply #37 on:** March 30, 2015, 11:35:23 PM »

This thread disgusts me, you people are vile and selfish, not in the least way libertarian.

benjipwns · « **Reply #38 on:** March 30, 2015, 11:36:35 PM »

Used "no true libertarian except I" reasoning to judge and condemn a whole swath of people based on one or two comments.

I'm a Puppy! · « **Reply #39 on:** March 30, 2015, 11:40:04 PM »

Heard about kids starving in the U.S. didn't do anything

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Author Topic: What's the Libertopianest thing you've done today? (Read 2271 times)