What's the Arviest thing you've done today

[I'm a Puppy!]

Started a thread that will most certainly scar someone's pysche.

[benjipwns]

This is one of those FBI stings isn't it. You have to tell me if you're a cop.

[I'm a Puppy!]

I'm not a cop. And certainly not a gay one, despite whatever the sushi girl says.

[ToxicAdam]

Arvie is the one who mangles words from time to time? If so, then I kvjjed a holker.

[Kara]

Ate ham.

[Atramental]

My current job is burning me out and I have unaddressed anxiety issues. 

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Thankfully no sushi girl, tho.

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[Human Snorenado]

Spent some quality time in the crawl space under the house...

[Yeti]

I watched a documentary and realized I was eating ham. The transformation has begun.

[Madrun Badrun]

Bought cheap Chinese dinner, supplemented it with HAM.

[Phoenix Dark]

Ate some cheesy popcorn and stained my dress shirt. Then wiped it off in the restroom and had to use the hand dryer machine to dry that part of my shirt.

[nudemacusers]

Bought cheap Chinese dinner, supplemented it with HAM.

can you give deets, that sounds really good. i think refrying an egg roll and a slice of ham together in a pan would be awesome.

[Madrun Badrun]

Deets are is was a lot of shitty fried rice with 4 chicken balls and because I'm a fatty food monster I had HAM even though I was already full.

[Madrun Badrun]

Ate some cheesy popcorn and stained my dress shirt. Then wiped it off in the restroom and had to use the hand dryer machine to dry that part of my shirt.

This would not be me at all.  I only food stain t-shirts.

[Your Stalker]

Thawed my girlfriend out in preparation for tomorrow's activities.

[Van Cruncheon]

played with my uncle's balls in public

[Madrun Badrun]

BANNED

[nudemacusers]

had someone think I was gay

[Madrun Badrun]

Ok, shut it down.

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[chronovore]

For me, “pulling an Arvie” means posting two safe pics in the  thread, then giving the uppercut.