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Van Cruncheon

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i put it in the butt!
« on: March 31, 2015, 08:06:28 PM »
APRIL FOOLS!


seriously guys, that's not how good christians do it  :beli
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Steve Contra

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Re: i put it in the butt!
« Reply #1 on: March 31, 2015, 08:08:50 PM »
Like any of us thought you were that cool.  Who's the April Fool now Cruncheon :umad
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Van Cruncheon

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Re: i put it in the butt!
« Reply #2 on: March 31, 2015, 08:09:33 PM »
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Madrun Badrun

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Re: i put it in the butt!
« Reply #3 on: March 31, 2015, 08:09:34 PM »
Have a German wife and don't do any mud play guys. 

nudemacusers

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Re: i put it in the butt!
« Reply #4 on: March 31, 2015, 08:12:27 PM »
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Van Cruncheon

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Re: i put it in the butt!
« Reply #5 on: March 31, 2015, 08:17:00 PM »
fuck the mods, i'm special. white privilege, bucko
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Van Cruncheon

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Re: i put it in the butt!
« Reply #6 on: March 31, 2015, 08:17:39 PM »
also, |ot|? WTF IS THIS GAFTARDERY
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Kara

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Re: i put it in the butt!
« Reply #7 on: March 31, 2015, 08:18:01 PM »
Like I believe you have 108  gallons of something. :heh

Re: i put it in the butt!
« Reply #8 on: March 31, 2015, 08:20:41 PM »
he has a german wife? is she into bukkake?
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Madrun Badrun

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Re: i put it in the butt!
« Reply #9 on: March 31, 2015, 08:23:37 PM »
I think she is German ancestry, which according to white-American tradition, makes her German.  Though, to be honest, they sound too vanilla to be either German or white.

Dickie Dee

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Re: i put it in the butt!
« Reply #10 on: March 31, 2015, 08:25:10 PM »
How is he still posting if his name is grey  ???
« Last Edit: March 31, 2015, 10:50:45 PM by Mamacint »
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Joe Molotov

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Re: i put it in the butt!
« Reply #11 on: March 31, 2015, 08:59:40 PM »
We've been talking about it in the mod forum for a while, but we're tired of Drinky's bullshit tbqh. He's gonna be talking a break for a while.
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Re: i put it in the butt!
« Reply #12 on: March 31, 2015, 09:06:59 PM »
 :gladbron
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Phoenix Dark

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Re: i put it in the butt!
« Reply #13 on: March 31, 2015, 09:08:48 PM »
 :lol :lol :lol
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El Babua

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Re: i put it in the butt!
« Reply #14 on: March 31, 2015, 09:08:51 PM »
:sabu

Madrun Badrun

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Re: i put it in the butt!
« Reply #15 on: March 31, 2015, 09:10:20 PM »
Let him think about what he has done while he scoots about town.

Kara

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Re: i put it in the butt!
« Reply #16 on: March 31, 2015, 09:10:46 PM »
:rofl omg

pilonv1

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Re: i put it in the butt!
« Reply #17 on: March 31, 2015, 09:11:40 PM »
LOLBANNED
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Re: i put it in the butt!
« Reply #18 on: March 31, 2015, 09:17:25 PM »
So I was looking for a funny scooter pic to commemorate this occasion. Found this instead.

It'll do

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Dickie Dee

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Re: i put it in the butt!
« Reply #19 on: March 31, 2015, 09:18:03 PM »
and now the Drinky and Methodis slashfic begins
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nudemacusers

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Re: i put it in the butt!
« Reply #20 on: March 31, 2015, 09:18:06 PM »
and they say snitching doesn't work  :miyamoto
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Re: i put it in the butt!
« Reply #21 on: March 31, 2015, 09:31:11 PM »
3.31.15 NEVER FORGET
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nudemacusers

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Re: i put it in the butt!
« Reply #22 on: March 31, 2015, 09:40:04 PM »
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Phoenix Dark

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Re: i put it in the butt!
« Reply #23 on: March 31, 2015, 09:48:04 PM »
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Yeti

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Re: i put it in the butt!
« Reply #24 on: March 31, 2015, 09:53:30 PM »
RIP Prole, instead of putting it in the butt, he took it in the butt instead.  :'(
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Shaka Khan

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Re: i put it in the butt!
« Reply #25 on: March 31, 2015, 10:05:37 PM »
 :holeup


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nudemacusers

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Re: i put it in the butt!
« Reply #26 on: March 31, 2015, 10:09:22 PM »
wait how come i didn't know about this :brazilcry
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Madrun Badrun

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Re: i put it in the butt!
« Reply #27 on: March 31, 2015, 10:10:12 PM »
Me either.  :(

nudemacusers

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Re: i put it in the butt!
« Reply #28 on: March 31, 2015, 10:10:32 PM »
injustica :(
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Am_I_Anonymous

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Re: i put it in the butt!
« Reply #29 on: March 31, 2015, 10:12:37 PM »
So much April fools stuff going on  ITT.
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Madrun Badrun

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Re: i put it in the butt!
« Reply #30 on: March 31, 2015, 10:13:26 PM »
I was so happy with Van's shunning but now I have felt that sting myself.  :(

lennedsay

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Re: i put it in the butt!
« Reply #31 on: March 31, 2015, 10:16:24 PM »
Somebody add me before I throw a hissy fit.
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nudemacusers

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Re: i put it in the butt!
« Reply #32 on: March 31, 2015, 10:33:56 PM »

:bolo
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Phoenix Dark

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Madrun Badrun

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Re: i put it in the butt!
« Reply #34 on: March 31, 2015, 10:44:26 PM »
Joe please tell me you made him to butt stuff before you let him post again.  Pushing his phony christian agenda was a line too far, if that's a saying. 

Van Cruncheon

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Re: i put it in the butt!
« Reply #35 on: March 31, 2015, 10:47:35 PM »
he put it in my butt :'(
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Re: i put it in the butt!
« Reply #36 on: March 31, 2015, 10:48:16 PM »
Also why isn't our front page that banner?  A friend accidentally saw the front page before I could close the window and he was like 'You like persona?' and I was like 'No.  Not really'.

Dickie Dee

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Re: i put it in the butt!
« Reply #37 on: March 31, 2015, 10:51:09 PM »
How is he still posting if his name is bronze  ???
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Van Cruncheon

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Re: i put it in the butt!
« Reply #38 on: March 31, 2015, 10:55:00 PM »
Also why isn't our front page that banner?  A friend accidentally saw the front page before I could close the window and he was like 'You like persona?' and I was like 'No.  Not really'.

oh, so he's a "friend". :beli
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Kara

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Re: i put it in the butt!
« Reply #39 on: March 31, 2015, 10:57:23 PM »
Someone get sushi girl on the horn. :beli

Madrun Badrun

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Re: i put it in the butt!
« Reply #40 on: March 31, 2015, 10:59:34 PM »
I can manage to have male friends without any buttstuff going on.

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Joe Molotov

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Re: i put it in the butt!
« Reply #41 on: March 31, 2015, 11:00:00 PM »
Fun Fact: The hex code for Dim Grey is #696969, which is another thing that Drinky is banned from.  :brazilcry
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nudemacusers

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Re: i put it in the butt!
« Reply #42 on: March 31, 2015, 11:06:56 PM »
let's just talk about the various things we own that we want put in his butt. I'm thinking a fur glove or maybe a pair of leather/silk cuffs strung together with pearls
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Re: i put it in the butt!
« Reply #43 on: March 31, 2015, 11:09:55 PM »
A 2.5kg bag of flour and then force feed him HAM from the other end, so that it looks like a back hole cinnamon challenge when the HAM farts come. 

nudemacusers

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Re: i put it in the butt!
« Reply #44 on: March 31, 2015, 11:13:36 PM »
what kind of ham? black forest? honey ham? ____?
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Madrun Badrun

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Re: i put it in the butt!
« Reply #45 on: March 31, 2015, 11:15:20 PM »
Picnic ham 

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Re: i put it in the butt!
« Reply #46 on: March 31, 2015, 11:17:19 PM »

nudemacusers

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Re: i put it in the butt!
« Reply #47 on: March 31, 2015, 11:17:40 PM »
let's just talk about the various things we own that we want put in his butt. I'm thinking a fur glove or maybe a pair of leather/silk cuffs strung together with pearls

Well, i have this gold plated Charizard card I got from Burger King when I was 8 that'd fit in there quite nicely imo
I assume it's to scale, otherwise it will just fall out
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Madrun Badrun

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Re: i put it in the butt!
« Reply #48 on: March 31, 2015, 11:19:04 PM »
You going to tap the card once its up there?

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Re: i put it in the butt!
« Reply #49 on: April 01, 2015, 12:36:26 AM »
I clicked on this,
knowing I would regret it.
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« Reply #50 on: April 01, 2015, 02:16:48 AM »

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Re: i put it in the butt!
« Reply #51 on: April 01, 2015, 09:25:48 AM »
Guys, I'm going to be honest with you for a minute. I'm the one who put the $199 to get Van Cruncheon banned. Yeah, $199, the same price as the n3DSXL that I bought yesterday [not a coincidence]. It was a steep price to pay, but I've just had enough of his Nintendo bashing that I couldn't stand him being allowed to freely post on these forums anymore. You know, I held it in for a long time, I smiled at his little jokes at Iwata's expense, I "Liked" his snarky, improperly-grammared jabs at Nintendo's sagging bottom line...and I did nothing. But this latest thread was the last straw. It's one thing to bash Nintendo and Iwata and Yamauchi and Miyamoto all the time, I can take that, but to be a lying Nintendo basher? That's one line too far. So I took my n3DSXL back to Gamestop and then Paypal'd the money to demi.

Stay gone forever, you liar.
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Re: i put it in the butt!
« Reply #52 on: April 01, 2015, 09:30:53 AM »
I think the worst part about this thread was that I was going to make my own April fools thread and it was going to be mind blowing, but Van did one and worse he did it half ass.  Couldn't even take the ban though the 1st.  SMH.

My thread was going to be titled 'This is not an April fools joke' and on the inside it would say 'This is an April fools joke'.  Sigh the likes that could have been. 

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Re: i put it in the butt!
« Reply #53 on: April 01, 2015, 09:33:08 AM »

Am_I_Anonymous

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Re: i put it in the butt!
« Reply #54 on: April 01, 2015, 09:59:32 AM »
Guys, I'm going to be honest with you for a minute. I'm the one who put the $199 to get Van Cruncheon banned. Yeah, $199, the same price as the n3DSXL that I bought yesterday [not a coincidence]. It was a steep price to pay, but I've just had enough of his Nintendo bashing that I couldn't stand him being allowed to freely post on these forums anymore. You know, I held it in for a long time, I smiled at his little jokes at Iwata's expense, I "Liked" his snarky, improperly-grammared jabs at Nintendo's sagging bottom line...and I did nothing. But this latest thread was the last straw. It's one thing to bash Nintendo and Iwata and Yamauchi and Miyamoto all the time, I can take that, but to be a lying Nintendo basher? That's one line too far. So I took my n3DSXL back to Gamestop and then Paypal'd the money to demi.

Stay gone forever, you liar.

I concur lol. I've seen better efforts than this out of my baby girl on April fools.

Would have liked to have seen yours.

As for this one 2/10
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Re: i put it in the butt!
« Reply #55 on: April 03, 2015, 12:19:45 PM »
I’ve always been partial to loading up an image viewer in fullscreen with a resolution-matched shot of BSOD on the programmer’s computer while they’re at lunch.