Author Topic: snakes for hair (Read 2645 times)

recursivelyenumerable · « **on:** April 01, 2015, 11:13:28 PM »

honestly I think snakes for hair is just a generally good idea. like the next version of human should just have that feature built in.

the consistency of the snakes is an interesting point, but I'm not sure it's vital to completing the scenario.

People should live full lives,
and have snakes in their hair.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #1 on:** April 01, 2015, 11:29:55 PM »

I wouldn't recommend it.

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #2 on:** April 01, 2015, 11:32:27 PM »

I would.

chronovore · « **Reply #3 on:** April 01, 2015, 11:34:49 PM »

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #4 on:** April 01, 2015, 11:35:01 PM »

We'll have to agree to disagree.

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #5 on:** April 01, 2015, 11:38:08 PM »

I disagree.

Kara · « **Reply #6 on:** April 01, 2015, 11:54:58 PM »

Quote from: recursivelyenumerable on April 01, 2015, 11:38:08 PM

I disagree.

I agree that you should disagree with the notion that you should agree to disagree.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #7 on:** April 01, 2015, 11:58:45 PM »

Agreed.

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #8 on:** April 02, 2015, 12:06:13 AM »

This argument would go much smoother if all of us had snakes in our hair.

Kara · « **Reply #9 on:** April 02, 2015, 12:09:01 AM »

Idk, my natural hair is pretty smooth (oily).

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #10 on:** April 02, 2015, 12:14:11 AM »

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #11 on:** April 02, 2015, 12:20:06 AM »

Stealth pop thread uncovered.

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #12 on:** April 02, 2015, 12:23:54 AM »

omgggggggggg I am so turned on rn

Kara · « **Reply #13 on:** April 02, 2015, 12:35:34 AM »

Quote from: Esch on April 02, 2015, 12:23:53 AM

The child rearing, therapy loving, overachieving super breed of British man.

You forgot the grammatically incorrect hyphenated gerunds.

Apparently Homo Britanicus doesn't know how to write.

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #14 on:** April 02, 2015, 12:59:46 AM »

Magazine cover typography recognizes no such manmade laws

Yeti · « **Reply #15 on:** April 02, 2015, 01:06:14 AM »

Is having snakes for hair considered 1 of the 100 man-moments that shape your life?

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #16 on:** April 02, 2015, 01:32:54 AM »

Snakes are designed with a modern non-binary model in mind but are fully backward compatible with the legacy gender model including men, so yes.

Kara · « **Reply #17 on:** April 02, 2015, 01:37:52 AM »

When we hail the New British Man for rearing children, is it really evidence of a post-gender binary world, or simply washing down the underlying allocation of labor along new gender lines.

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #18 on:** April 02, 2015, 01:44:42 AM »

I shall answer your question tomorrow.

nudemacusers · « **Reply #19 on:** April 02, 2015, 01:49:13 AM »

are we allotted a certain number of snakes or is it divvied up by mass? I think I would like a mix of thick and thin snakes for styling volume/texture.

nudemacusers · « **Reply #20 on:** April 02, 2015, 02:28:24 AM »

please respond

Kara · « **Reply #21 on:** April 02, 2015, 03:59:44 AM »

Quote from: nudemacusers on April 02, 2015, 01:49:13 AM

are we allotted a certain number of snakes or is it divvied up by mass? I think I would like a mix of thick and thin snakes for styling volume/texture.

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #22 on:** April 02, 2015, 09:08:42 AM »

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #23 on:** April 02, 2015, 09:14:05 AM »

It would be cool until you see that one balding guy that has a coiled rattler glued to his head

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #24 on:** April 02, 2015, 03:51:29 PM »

Quote from: TheInfelicitousDandy on April 02, 2015, 09:14:05 AM

It would be cool until you see that one balding guy that has a coiled rattler glued to his head

snakes actually do a lot to help prevent balding though, partly by being snakes.

nudemacusers · « **Reply #25 on:** April 02, 2015, 03:55:12 PM »

Quote from: nudemacusers on April 02, 2015, 01:49:13 AM

are we allotted a certain number of snakes or is it divvied up by mass? I think I would like a mix of thick and thin snakes for styling volume/texture.

seriously i need to know

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #26 on:** April 02, 2015, 04:01:19 PM »

So, what happens when your head is covered with really long snakes, but you want short snakes instead?

Also, what about the barbering industry?

nudemacusers · « **Reply #27 on:** April 02, 2015, 04:06:45 PM »

will these snakes be mating? or are they neutered before placement?

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #28 on:** April 02, 2015, 04:12:04 PM »

Quote from: nudemacusers on April 02, 2015, 04:06:45 PM

will these snakes be mating? or are they neutered before placement?

Since many breeds of snakes mate by forming a large, tangled mass of wriggling bodies, they might be the only feasible way of keeping so many of them on your head.

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #29 on:** April 02, 2015, 04:15:18 PM »

Quote

Also, what about the barbering industry?

They are professionals,
and keep their skills sharp.

Yeti · « **Reply #30 on:** April 02, 2015, 04:43:26 PM »

I'm curious if the snakes are just an extension of my own being like multiple scalp appendages, or if they would have their own separate drives and motivations but be attached to me. That could get a bit messy.

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #31 on:** April 02, 2015, 04:58:25 PM »

Yeah I've really been inconsistent on this point haven't I. Notice the contradiction between the "for" in my topic line and the "in your" pervading the body of my posts. Maybe the latter could be a transitional stage en route to the former, etc.

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Author Topic: snakes for hair (Read 2645 times)