Author Topic: The Sopranos: who would you bang game (Read 7121 times)

mormapope · « **on:** April 02, 2015, 01:49:04 AM »

Here are the rules, you choose a person you'd want to fuck. You are choosing which CHARACTER you'd fuck, so depending on your choice, there would be unique consequences for fucking any of these people. The pictures used are important, as you are fucking that person in that point of time.

If you never watched The Sopranos, you should and you fucked up waiting this long.

Tony Soprano

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Tony Blundetto

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Carmella Soprano

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Dr. Melfi

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Adriana

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Meadow

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Christopher

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Italian mob boss

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Tony's Russian mistress

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Svetlana

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Gloria Trillo

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Janice

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Paulie

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Livia Soprano

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Artie Bucco

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My answer? Gloria Trillo, no contest. Hottest chick on the entire show. Italian Boss is runner up.

StealthFan · « **Reply #1 on:** April 02, 2015, 01:55:46 AM »

Gloria obviously, tho I am quite fond of Buscemi,

nudemacusers · « **Reply #2 on:** April 02, 2015, 01:59:26 AM »

the gothy son

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #3 on:** April 02, 2015, 02:03:53 AM »

Honestly Dr. Melfi. Mob Boss chick is hotter obviously but Tony's dream about Melfi tips the scale in her favor. I like older chicks and I really like her accent.

I had hoped my therapist would be a MILF but it turned out to be a fat black guy

Also: Adrianna's FBI friend is probably my #3

nudemacusers · « **Reply #4 on:** April 02, 2015, 02:06:34 AM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on April 02, 2015, 02:03:53 AM

I had hoped my therapist would be a MILF but it turned out to be a fat black guy

how big is his dick?

mormapope · « **Reply #5 on:** April 02, 2015, 02:07:54 AM »

Melfi's legs

When I was younger I didn't think much about Carmella or Melfi. Now I think they're sexy as fuck. Carmella reaches milf status Season 5 onwards.

nudemacusers · « **Reply #6 on:** April 02, 2015, 02:14:41 AM »

i've never seen the show but i would have to say carmella. dem milf breastesses

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #7 on:** April 02, 2015, 02:27:47 AM »

Man the show really made me depressed that those chicks wouldn't be seen with a black dude under any circumstances. Well except for Meadow...

Italian women

Olive skin and long dark hair, my vices

mormapope · « **Reply #8 on:** April 02, 2015, 02:36:15 AM »

You bring up a really good point and it made me remember something.

When AJ is with Blanca, Blanca being that latino chick, that's perfectly fine, good for AJ.
But when Meadow sees that black dude in college, Tony is instantly confrontational.

Meadow must've been mindfucked when her parents were right about that black dude not being a good boyfriend, but they were right for the wrong reasons. Tony's angle was that he was black, forgot Carmella's spin. Tony was against him due to race, while the black dude was against Meadow due to class and how her family is below his.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #9 on:** April 02, 2015, 02:54:23 AM »

Oh shit I forgot about Blanca. I change my #1 vote to her!

But yea that was some crazy shit. I've seen that play out in real life, with the tables turned. Two of my brothers dated white chicks who my mom deemed as low class. She was nice to them but it was clear she didn't really respect them due to their background (poor to working class parents...like "washing machine on the front porch" style if you know what I mean).

I thought that was ridiculous because both chicks were smart, working towards good careers, etc; plus one of them literally saved my brother's life, and once I found that out I became her biggest supporter. I don't like the other chick though, but she's super smart.

Fuck class brehs. Good people are good people.

Mr Gilhaney · « **Reply #10 on:** April 02, 2015, 03:00:40 AM »

1.Meadow
2.Meadow
3.Meadow

Kara · « **Reply #11 on:** April 02, 2015, 03:54:33 AM »

I wouldn't shoot anyone, violence is not the answer.

Nibel · « **Reply #12 on:** April 02, 2015, 05:26:20 AM »

OP you forgot Charmaine

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But yeah, Meadow

Vertigo · « **Reply #13 on:** April 02, 2015, 08:08:22 AM »

I'm partial to Adriana.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #14 on:** April 02, 2015, 08:26:09 AM »

Gloria then russian mistress while Artie cheers me on.

Positive Touch · « **Reply #15 on:** April 02, 2015, 09:18:04 AM »

Blanca

and Isabella, the imaginary neighbour

by far. most of the women on the show were boney and had no hips (stupid late 90s and early 00s) but these two especially...damn.

fuck I love this show so much

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #16 on:** April 02, 2015, 09:21:32 AM »

Quote from: Big Jumbo on April 02, 2015, 09:18:04 AM

Blanca
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and Isabella, the imaginary neighbour
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by far. most of the women on the show were boney and had no hips (stupid late 90s and early 00s) but these two especially...damn.

fuck I love this show so much

Brehvolution · « **Reply #17 on:** April 02, 2015, 09:22:56 AM »

Melfi
Adrianna
Meadow
Corpse of Adrianna

Fifstar · « **Reply #18 on:** April 02, 2015, 09:40:51 AM »

Janice

Vertigo · « **Reply #19 on:** April 02, 2015, 10:38:14 AM »

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Janice

Her titties were pretty nice.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #20 on:** April 02, 2015, 10:41:07 AM »

Dr. Milfy, amirite?

mormapope · « **Reply #21 on:** April 02, 2015, 12:42:09 PM »

Sorry guys, but Blanca isn't that great compared to Tina from The Shield. If we're talking about latino chicks.

The character.

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seagrams hotsauce · « **Reply #22 on:** April 02, 2015, 12:43:48 PM »

No Cuzamano-exchange-student hallucination option?

mormapope · « **Reply #23 on:** April 02, 2015, 12:46:10 PM »

Quote from: seagrams hotsauce on April 02, 2015, 12:43:48 PM

No Cuzamano-exchange-student hallucination option?

Fucking Tony's own hallucination may cause him to feel anger and tons of resentment.

seagrams hotsauce · « **Reply #24 on:** April 02, 2015, 12:48:02 PM »

Lord knows I wouldn't want to disturb his typical calm, measured composure!

king of the internet · « **Reply #25 on:** April 02, 2015, 01:38:57 PM »

The one-legged russian chick

Nibel · « **Reply #26 on:** April 02, 2015, 02:02:02 PM »

Quote from: mormapope on April 02, 2015, 12:42:09 PM

Sorry guys, but Blanca isn't that great compared to Tina from The Shield. If we're talking about latino chicks.

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The character.

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Had absolutely no issues getting shot by her causing riots in my city tbh

brawndolicious · « **Reply #27 on:** April 02, 2015, 08:38:54 PM »

AJ's blond club girl gf that he gets with at the end of the series.

After her, if we're going by their character's personalities, then Arianna or Melfi. Everyone else was too fucked up or imaginary.

Mupepe · « **Reply #28 on:** April 02, 2015, 11:11:07 PM »

The Russian mistress. That accent is so good

Cheddahz · « **Reply #29 on:** April 02, 2015, 11:48:51 PM »

Meadow, no doubt

Positive Touch · « **Reply #30 on:** April 02, 2015, 11:51:15 PM »

welp fuck it I started watching the show again. still great

king of the internet · « **Reply #31 on:** April 02, 2015, 11:55:17 PM »

Quote from: Big Jumbo on April 02, 2015, 11:51:15 PM

welp fuck it I started watching the show again. still great

I've planning a rewatch soon. I've seen every sode at least a few times, but it's been several years so it'll feel new again for sure.

Quaker · « **Reply #32 on:** April 03, 2015, 12:18:40 AM »

Where's Artie's wife?

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