In times where people get beheaded for believing in a different religion and California is slowly turning into a Nuclear wasteland full of dehydrated assholes that are probably even then more thirsty for some pooch pooch than for actual water, there are a few things that are sacred to me: Kenneth Duckworth's musical output, the Burger King Chili Cheese burger and Connect 4.
What OP needs to understand is that cheating in Connect 4 is not only disrespectful against his wife (which I hope will re-evaluate the marriage and if she does I'd like the OP forward my contact data which he can find when he clicks my profile, thanks) but disrespectful against the entire history of humanity: games of Connect 4 decided on the future of ancient kingdoms and their outcome can be felt until this day. JFK was shot because he was cheating in a Connect 4 match. Bill Clinton averted an alien invasion after winning a match of Connect 4 against their leader (which btw is still on the earth doing music by the name of Young Thug). Hell, the first human invention was a Connect 4 chip yet idiots are mistaken it for the wheel, smh. That's how serious this shit is b
OP, on the behalf of our ancestors and future successors, I demand you to change your current avatar to
this and apologize for your fuckboi-esque behaviour
signed, chairman of the Souljah Girl foundation and leader of the hentai squad (ploc ploc ploc)
