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Am_I_Anonymous

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Mac why are you linking gay porn openings in my thread? Off to PD's threads with you....scoot scoot....
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I'm not concerned, I'll call my Congressman.

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I live in a city that's < 10% non-Hispanic white or something, as long as I'm not brandishing a firearm la policia love me. 8)

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Fortunately there are so many black people in Atlanta that I'm way, waaaaaay down the list on people to pull over. Plus I drive a shitty older car, just like Isiah Washington suggested!
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Fortunately there are so many black people in Atlanta that I'm way, waaaaaay down the list on people to pull over. Plus I drive a shitty older car, just like Isiah Washington suggested!

Someday I'll tell the story about how I watched the BMF shoot puffy's bodyguard at a club. ATL ain't nowhere to fuck with.
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Fortunately there are so many black people in Atlanta that I'm way, waaaaaay down the list on people to pull over. Plus I drive a shitty older car, just like Isiah Washington suggested!

Someday I'll tell the story about how I watched the BMF shoot puffy's bodyguard at a club. ATL ain't nowhere to fuck with.

Oh I know that for sure. Seen some shit; cops shot my downstairs neighbors dog dead after it attacked his dumb, crazy ex. He was lucky he didn't get popped too.
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Fortunately there are so many black people in Atlanta that I'm way, waaaaaay down the list on people to pull over. Plus I drive a shitty older car, just like Isiah Washington suggested!

Someday I'll tell the story about how I watched the BMF shoot puffy's bodyguard at a club. ATL ain't nowhere to fuck with.

Oh I know that for sure. Seen some shit; cops shot my downstairs neighbors dog dead after it attacked his dumb, crazy ex. He was lucky he didn't get popped too.
Trust me when I tell you the cops are the least dangerous thing in your digs dude. The entire east coast coke scene been ran out of Atlanta since Master P was a thing. There are some dudes down there that will eat your ass for scuffing their shoes.

Being a sports guy got me mad cred down there but they still scared the fuck out of me. Them dudes is cold. Only SoLa got dudes like that.
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Trust me when I tell you the cops are the least dangerous thing in your digs dude. The entire east coast coke scene been ran out of Atlanta since Master P was a thing. There are some dudes down there that will eat your ass for scuffing their shoes.

Being a sports guy got me mad cred down there but they still scared the fuck out of me. Them dudes is cold. Only SoLa got dudes like that.

Do you think any of these fine gentlemen would have need of tax compliance services?

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Re: Better watch your ass, white people, cops are getting into you now too
« Reply #10 on: April 06, 2015, 03:20:48 PM »
Trust me when I tell you the cops are the least dangerous thing in your digs dude. The entire east coast coke scene been ran out of Atlanta since Master P was a thing. There are some dudes down there that will eat your ass for scuffing their shoes.

Being a sports guy got me mad cred down there but they still scared the fuck out of me. Them dudes is cold. Only SoLa got dudes like that.

Do you think any of these fine gentlemen would have need of tax compliance services? (Image removed from quote.)

Ha yeah cause they on the books. You need to get the dudes that finance that operation (they are in houston)


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Re: Better watch your ass, white people, cops are getting into you now too
« Reply #11 on: April 06, 2015, 03:57:05 PM »
Fortunately there are so many black people in Atlanta that I'm way, waaaaaay down the list on people to pull over. Plus I drive a shitty older car, just like Isiah Washington suggested!

Someday I'll tell the story about how I watched the BMF shoot puffy's bodyguard at a club. ATL ain't nowhere to fuck with.

Oh I know that for sure. Seen some shit; cops shot my downstairs neighbors dog dead after it attacked his dumb, crazy ex. He was lucky he didn't get popped too.
Trust me when I tell you the cops are the least dangerous thing in your digs dude. The entire east coast coke scene been ran out of Atlanta since Master P was a thing. There are some dudes down there that will eat your ass for scuffing their shoes.

Being a sports guy got me mad cred down there but they still scared the fuck out of me. Them dudes is cold. Only SoLa got dudes like that.

Ha! I don't fux with anything harder than weed anymore. But yeah, there's always been those dudes in town; just try to stay away from them and you're mostly ok. Does seem that for a while there you could hardly go a month without reading about some poor fucker getting shot in a club parking lot. Also, as long as you're just a mostly recreational user and don't get into debt with them/work for them, you're gonna be ok.

(especially if you're white)

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Re: Better watch your ass, white people, cops are getting into you now too
« Reply #12 on: April 06, 2015, 04:01:39 PM »
But yeah man, I was friends with some dealers in Athens back at the height of the '98-'00 or so ecstasy craze. Had an hour long conversation with some VERY sketched out dudes from Atlanta who made sure we knew they had a lot of automatic weapons on them due to a miscommunication between our dealer and them. They were not pleased to be meeting with people they didn't know at all...
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Re: Better watch your ass, white people, cops are getting into you now too
« Reply #13 on: April 06, 2015, 04:34:52 PM »
Actually they have always gone after whites, we just don't whine about.

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« Reply #14 on: April 06, 2015, 05:43:36 PM »
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Mac why are you linking gay porn openings in my thread? Off to PD's threads with you....scoot scoot....

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Re: Better watch your ass, white people, cops are getting into you now too
« Reply #15 on: April 06, 2015, 05:48:15 PM »
6 years in Oakland haven't been harassed once, my chef friend was once questioned twice in the same week walking out of the restaurant he's the sous chef at.  Guess what color he is.
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« Reply #16 on: April 06, 2015, 06:00:06 PM »
We Na'vi people stay winning :aah cops confuse us with other cops because we are blue as well :aah brb making another billie at the box office with a movie about ourselves :aah
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Re: Better watch your ass, white people, cops are getting into you now too
« Reply #17 on: April 06, 2015, 07:28:09 PM »
We Na'vi people stay winning :aah cops confuse us with other cops because we are blue as well :aah brb making another billie at the box office with a movie about ourselves :aah

I'm a huge fan of ur work, Mr. Dendi.

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Re: Better watch your ass, white people, cops are getting into you now too
« Reply #18 on: April 06, 2015, 07:33:35 PM »
Just like white people to shoehorn in on a black thing
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Re: Better watch your ass, white people, cops are getting into you now too
« Reply #19 on: April 06, 2015, 07:52:53 PM »
Of fucking course it's Akron

Ffs what a city

I used to know w few guys that ran meth houses in Akron
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« Reply #20 on: April 06, 2015, 08:06:13 PM »
 :badass

New knew dealers from there.  Must be a bad hood.

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« Reply #21 on: April 06, 2015, 08:25:50 PM »
I'm just imagining New knocking on the door of a trap house and being greeted by a bunch of thugs in skinny jeans and fanny packs full of dim bags and little .22s.  He goes in and tries to buy from a Vice journalist because you can't tell the documentary crew from the dealers.  He walks out thinking 'Man those guys were hard'.

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« Reply #22 on: April 06, 2015, 08:35:45 PM »
We Na'vi people stay winning :aah cops confuse us with other cops because we are blue as well :aah brb making another billie at the box office with a movie about ourselves :aah

I'm a huge fan of ur work, Mr. Dendi.

Fuck that, they need to step it up
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