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nudemacusers

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Biological Terrorist Attack Targeting Non-Twee Hipsters and Soccer Moms Through Food Supply
« on: April 09, 2015, 12:42:45 PM »
http://www.freep.com/story/news/local/michigan/2015/04/08/listeria-detected-hummus/25491479/

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The presence of potentially listeria in several samples of hummus has prompted a national recall by Virginia-based Sabra Dipping Co. of 30,000 cases of Classic Hummus.

Inspectors with the Michigan Department of Agriculture and Rural Development learned of the possible contamination by Listeria monocytogenes after routine inspections March 30 at a Kroger in Port Huron, according to Jennifer Holton, MDARD spokeswoman.

Samples from the prepackaged product were collected for testing, and the results came back days later. Michigan officials alerted inspectors in Virginia and officials with the U.S. Food and Drug Administration who, in turn, are working with Sabra.

The recall is limited to five stock unit, or SKU, numbers of Classic Hummus. No other Sabra product is affected at this time.

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Steve Contra

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Re: Biological Terrorist Attack Targeting Hipsters Through Food Supply
« Reply #1 on: April 09, 2015, 12:48:28 PM »
Real hipsters be making their own hummus, get this suburban housewife trash out
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Re: Biological Terrorist Attack Targeting Hipsters Through Food Supply
« Reply #2 on: April 09, 2015, 12:48:36 PM »
this thread was really just an excuse to post the facebook pic which made me laugh irl :yeshrug
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Joe Molotov

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Re: Biological Terrorist Attack Targeting Non-Twee Hipsters and Soccer Moms Through Food Supply
« Reply #3 on: April 09, 2015, 12:58:51 PM »
Someone brought hummus to the break room last week, now I probably have Listerine. Thanks Obama! :beli
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Kara

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Re: Biological Terrorist Attack Targeting Non-Twee Hipsters and Soccer Moms Through Food Supply
« Reply #4 on: April 09, 2015, 01:06:08 PM »
Maybe cacs will stop eating this now and I won't have to hear cacs say hummus with a voiceless glottal fricative instead of a voiceless pharyngeal fricative ever again. :gladbron
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jakefromstatefarm

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Re: Biological Terrorist Attack Targeting Non-Twee Hipsters and Soccer Moms Through Food Supply
« Reply #5 on: April 09, 2015, 01:15:09 PM »
pharyngeals :sadcam
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Re: Biological Terrorist Attack Targeting Non-Twee Hipsters and Soccer Moms Through Food Supply
« Reply #6 on: April 09, 2015, 01:23:36 PM »
This is why you eat at Taco Bell exclusively, guys. All the food is 100% free of bacteriological agents and was prepared by Taco Bell's professional taco artisans with all the skill and love of a Mexican grandmother.
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Re: Biological Terrorist Attack Targeting Non-Twee Hipsters and Soccer Moms Through Food Supply
« Reply #7 on: April 09, 2015, 01:40:11 PM »
Quote from: Vularai on April 09, 2015, 01:06:08 PM
Maybe cacs will stop eating this now and I won't have to hear cacs say hummus with a voiceless glottal fricative instead of a voiceless pharyngeal fricative ever again. :gladbron

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benjipwns

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Re: Biological Terrorist Attack Targeting Non-Twee Hipsters and Soccer Moms Through Food Supply
« Reply #8 on: April 09, 2015, 01:49:24 PM »
I thought this was the Gluten thread renamed.
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Kara

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« Reply #9 on: April 10, 2015, 01:29:19 PM »
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Re: Biological Terrorist Attack Targeting Non-Twee Hipsters and Soccer Moms Through Food Supply
« Reply #10 on: April 10, 2015, 01:37:38 PM »
 listeria sounds like a cleaning product.  How bad can it be?
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ToxicAdam

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Re: Biological Terrorist Attack Targeting Non-Twee Hipsters and Soccer Moms Through Food Supply
« Reply #11 on: April 10, 2015, 01:46:35 PM »
That Sabra roasted red pepper hummus is so good, though.

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