Hillary Betrays America: Visits Chipotle Instead of Proud American TACO BELL

[benjipwns]

I can confirm I will not be voting for her after something like this.

[benjipwns]

Also, no, I don't know why it looks like she's awkwardly robbing the joint.

[Great Rumbler]

[benjipwns]

What if she was waiting for the "fast casual" of Chipotle and that's why she couldn't react to Benghazi. Had she gone to Taco Bell, she would have gotten her food and back to the State Department in time to learn about it and take action.

The American People need answers.

[Kara]

Not my future president.

[Cheddahz]

The fact that you're using Internet Explorer is even more of a crime

[Phoenix Dark]

The fact that you're using Internet Explorer is even more of a crime

as if a sage of the market like benji would use IE 

Why not, comrade?



Those words ring equally true for the proletariat and IE.

[Kara]

You have to admit, there is a symmetry to using an outdated browser and subscribing to outdated economics.

[Joe Molotov]

Can't blame her for trying to go in disguise.

[toku]

The fact that you're using Internet Explorer is even more of a crime

as if a sage of the market like benji would use IE 

Why not, comrade?

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Those words ring equally true for the proletariat and IE.

of course she doesn't say how those backs will be broken

[Steve Contra]

Chipotle is bland Mexicanish food for white folks.  Seems more like Ted Cruz/Marco Rubio tbh.

[bork]

She made the right choice.

 

[sarslip]

any taco truck > > > > Chipotle > Taco Bell

[bork]

It pretty much goes without saying that any 'real' restaurant is going to beat out a chain.

[nachobro]

thats horseshit. bill would go to taco bell. fuck this bish

[Joe Molotov]

More damning evidence surfacing.

[bork]

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More damning evidence surfacing.

Shit, lost my vote.

[Dickie Dee]

All going according to el plan

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(Translators note: el plan means plan)

[close]

[bork]

Fox's Tantaros Speculates That Hillary Clinton Went To Chipotle For "Hispanic Outreach"

[demi]

Envysion sounds like some blasian Beezy's popped seventeen rounds off to

[Trent Dole]

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More damning evidence surfacing.

Hillary Clinton - wrong about dubs vs subs, wrong for America.

[Supermanisdead]

shes right about dubs

[benjipwns]

Hillary Clinton is already tearing this forum apart. 

[benjipwns]

http://www.nytimes.com/2015/04/15/upshot/hillary-clintons-chipotle-order-above-average.html?abt=0002&abg=1

Our knowledge about what is normal and what is not comes from about 3,000 online orders from GrubHub, which some colleagues and I used to find out what people actually order at Chipotle. (All the data is online, by the way, so you also could have done this crucial analysis.)

At the time of this writing, much about Mrs. Clinton’s order was still unknown. We do know that it was a chicken bowl (with guacamole, according to ABC News). Less known, but critical: Did she get rice and beans, which are free with the order? What about fajita vegetables, or more than one kind of salsa? Even more important, from a calorie perspective: Did she include cheese and sour cream? This information, much like the contents of some of her emails when she was secretary of state, we may never know.

For this exercise, let’s assume she ordered both rice and beans, as most people do, and included one salsa — let’s say the fresh tomato salsa, the most popular. Then we’ll assume she ordered either sour cream or cheese, but not both. Shredded cheese is the mild favorite among the masses, but more important, it’s also my preference, and if Mrs. Clinton is going to get my vote, she’s going to have to prove that she’s just like me. (Nutritionally, the difference between them won’t affect the math too much.) Also, lettuce. Almost everyone orders lettuce! I have proof. And, of course, the side of guacamole, which is not free.

So here’s our potentially presidential order: chicken bowl, white rice, black beans, fresh garden salsa, shredded cheese, lettuce and guacamole.

According to Chipotle’s nutritional calculator, this comes to 840 calories, 11.5 grams of saturated fat and 1,720 milligrams of sodium.

Answer: Mrs. Clinton’s order was healthier than the average American’s order, with significantly fewer calories, saturated fat and sodium than most orders do. Specifically, almost 75 percent of meals ordered at Chipotle had more calories than Mrs. Clinton’s; about 75 percent had more sodium; and about 70 percent had more saturated fat.

As it happens, Mr. Obama also seems to prefer Chipotle orders with many fewer calories than is typical. When he visited one in June 2014, he ordered a burrito bowl with white rice and guacamole, sparing himself the 300 calories that come automatically with every Chipotle tortilla.

If Mrs. Clinton (or Mr. Obama) had ordered sour cream, it would add about 115 calories, 7 grams of saturated fat and 30 milligrams of sodium, making the meal more “normal” but still with fewer calories than 65 percent of meals.

"The nutritional information of the potentially presidential Chipotle order."

[Great Rumbler]

 

[bork]

shes right about dubs

 

[Brehvolution]

with guacamole

[benjipwns]

http://www.bloomberg.com/politics/articles/2015-04-15/chipotle-manager-hillary-clinton-didn-t-leave-anything-in-tip-jar

One of the great political mysteries of the early 2016 presidential campaign has been solved: Hillary Clinton did not leave a tip at the Chipotle restaurant she visited during her road trip to Iowa on Sunday.

"Her bill was $20 and some change, and they paid with $21 and left" without putting anything in a tip jar on the counter, Charles Wright, the manager at the Maumee, Ohio, Chipotle restaurant told Bloomberg.

Wearing large sunglasses, Clinton wasn't recognized by any of the workers at the fast-food Mexican chain when she and Huma Abedin, the vice chairwoman of her presidential campaign, ordered a chicken burrito bowl, a chicken salad, a blackberry Izzy, and a soda.

"The other lady paid the bill," Wright said of one of Clinton's dark-haired companions. "Clinton didn't pay."

The incognito campaigners entered the Chipotle shortly after 1 p.m., "at the end of the lunch rush," Wright, 29, said. "There were still a bunch of customers, but it wasn't crazy or anything."

The change from the meal totaled less than a dollar, but it was pocketed rather than deposited in the tip jar as many customers at the restaurant do, Wright said.

So she lets her girlfriend pay?

[Great Rumbler]

I can't properly put into words just how much I loathe the election cycle press in this country.

[benjipwns]

It's all election cycle press now. We'll get a short reprieve in early 2017 when they work themselves into a frenzy about all the great things that won't be accomplished and then by that fall it's time to start for 2018.

[Great Rumbler]

[benjipwns]

http://www.mediaite.com/tv/halperin-praises-clintons-newness-weve-never-seen-her-get-a-burrito-before/

“Her problem is not to prove to people that she’s ready for president,” Bloomberg editor Mark Halperin said. “The two words she needs are fun and new. And part of why yesterday was so successful is, she looks like she’s having fun and she’s doing, for her, new stuff. We’ve never seen her get a burrito before.”

[Phoenix Dark]

http://www.bloomberg.com/politics/articles/2015-04-15/chipotle-manager-hillary-clinton-didn-t-leave-anything-in-tip-jar

One of the great political mysteries of the early 2016 presidential campaign has been solved: Hillary Clinton did not leave a tip at the Chipotle restaurant she visited during her road trip to Iowa on Sunday.

"Her bill was $20 and some change, and they paid with $21 and left" without putting anything in a tip jar on the counter, Charles Wright, the manager at the Maumee, Ohio, Chipotle restaurant told Bloomberg.

Wearing large sunglasses, Clinton wasn't recognized by any of the workers at the fast-food Mexican chain when she and Huma Abedin, the vice chairwoman of her presidential campaign, ordered a chicken burrito bowl, a chicken salad, a blackberry Izzy, and a soda.

"The other lady paid the bill," Wright said of one of Clinton's dark-haired companions. "Clinton didn't pay."

The incognito campaigners entered the Chipotle shortly after 1 p.m., "at the end of the lunch rush," Wright, 29, said. "There were still a bunch of customers, but it wasn't crazy or anything."

The change from the meal totaled less than a dollar, but it was pocketed rather than deposited in the tip jar as many customers at the restaurant do, Wright said.

So she lets her girlfriend pay?

Maybe she's trying to win the black vote

[Joe Molotov]

But how many calories was her order??????????????

http://www.nytimes.com/2015/04/15/upshot/hillary-clintons-chipotle-order-above-average.html?_r=0&abt=0002&abg=0

At the time of this writing, much about Mrs. Clinton’s order was still unknown. We do know that it was a chicken bowl (with guacamole, according to ABC News). Less known, but critical: Did she get rice and beans, which are free with the order? What about fajita vegetables, or more than one kind of salsa? Even more important, from a calorie perspective: Did she include cheese and sour cream? This information, much like the contents of some of her emails when she was secretary of state, we may never know.

[Nibel]

The media in your country has fucking issues

[bork]

But how many calories was her order??

http://www.nytimes.com/2015/04/15/upshot/hillary-clintons-chipotle-order-above-average.html?_r=0&abt=0002&abg=0

At the time of this writing, much about Mrs. Clinton’s order was still unknown. We do know that it was a chicken bowl (with guacamole, according to ABC News). Less known, but critical: Did she get rice and beans, which are free with the order? What about fajita vegetables, or more than one kind of salsa? Even more important, from a calorie perspective: Did she include cheese and sour cream? This information, much like the contents of some of her emails when she was secretary of state, we may never know.

I can't believe that this is real and not something from The Onion or another humor site.    Seems like something out of a South Park episode.

[Brehvolution]

The media in your country has fucking issues

[Kara]

The media in your country has fucking issues

Just a reflection of our cretinous citizenry.

[benjipwns]

http://www.nytimes.com/2007/11/09/us/politics/09clinton.html

Senator Hillary Rodham Clinton’s presidential campaign on Thursday introduced a Web site dedicated exclusively to the instantaneous rebuttal of charges or news reports it deems offensive or wrong.

And the day offered a perfect opportunity for the campaign, with a potentially embarrassing mini-scandal: a waitress’s report that Mrs. Clinton had failed to tip after eating at a Maid-Rite diner in central Iowa, an assertion that ricocheted around the Internet on Thursday.

After NPR broadcast the report, Mrs. Clinton’s campaign responded by saying the candidate and her aides had in fact left a tip: $100 on a $157 check at the diner. The restaurant manager, Brad Crawford, confirmed in interviews, including with The New York Times, that Mrs. Clinton, of New York, and her retinue had indeed left a tip, though he did not say how much.

NPR later included Mr. Crawford’s and the campaign’s versions of events in an editor’s note attached to the online version of its report.

But by then the story had been picked up and expanded upon on by, among others, the Drudge Report, which included a link to a report about a tip that Mrs. Clinton neglected to give in 2000. The Web sites of NBC News and ABC News also carried the story.

Mrs. Clinton’s rebuttal site, The Fact Hub, posted an item with the headline “Fact Check: Bill Paid, Tip Left At Iowa Maid-Rite.” It included details of the NPR editor’s note and Mr. Crawford’s statement.

We have to go deeper.

[Kara]

[Yeti]

Did she wash her hands before eating? Perhaps she used a hand sanitizer? Or maybe she didn't wash up at all. How many times did she dab her mouth with a napkin during the course of her meal? What consistency were her bowel movements afterwards? Lord help our nation if she decided to talk with her mouth full at any point.

[Great Rumbler]

[Joe Molotov]

Did she push her chair back in when she got up to leave?

[benjipwns]

Chipotle acts to protect Hillary and other fat cats from being exposed as America hating Chipotle customers:

The company revealed on its earnings call this week that it has signed a deal with the startup Postmates to deliver its oblong gut bombs to your apartment or office door.

“There have been a lot of people that have been delivering Chipotle through various services over the years,” the company’s chief creative officer said, according to a transcript of the call. “And we’ve tried to in a lot of cases shut them down, because we weren’t sure whether the quality was going to be sufficient or whether they were following our rules. This is different because we’ve made an official deal with Postmates and they have been delivering Chipotle for quite a while, too.”

I'm sure that Yum Brands! will act quickly to establish market dominance here as well though:

[Madrun Badrun]

When she went to bathroom did she whip pussy to ass like a woman or ass to pussy like a statesman?

[bork]

When she went to bathroom did she whip pussy to ass like a woman or ass to pussy like a statesman?

 

[drew]

this was my chipolte btw i win

thats horseshit. bill would go to taco bell. fuck this bish

interestingly enough there is one quite literally right across the street, its harder to pull into, though.

[brawndolicious]

Maybe she told the driver to go to Taco Bell to show she can connect with blue collar America but the driver took her there instead.

#firstladyprivelege #ssdgaf

[ToxicAdam]

Just picked up some Taco Bell and they put some mints in my bag. Is this common, or is the window girl trying to tell me something?