Author Topic: Humans don't exist (Read 3036 times)

recursivelyenumerable · « **on:** April 15, 2015, 03:42:19 AM »

Humans do not exist.

If you think you or someone you know is a human, you are deluding yourself.

"Humans" are pretty awful but the reality of things that (unlike humans) exist is more awful still.

I love you all with a desperate burning passion.

Kara · « **Reply #1 on:** April 15, 2015, 03:51:22 AM »

Mais l'enfer c'est les autres.

benjipwns · « **Reply #2 on:** April 15, 2015, 03:57:24 AM »

There are no humans, there is only spintooth.

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #3 on:** April 15, 2015, 04:01:47 AM »

Quote from: Vularai on April 15, 2015, 03:51:22 AM

Mais l'enfer c'est les autres.

Better to reign in hell than serve in heaven tho

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #4 on:** April 15, 2015, 04:23:13 AM »

I also feel like some individuals or entities are trying to derail the conversation here for their own ends.

The important point is that humans don't exist. Let's not lose sight of that fundamental principle.

benjipwns · « **Reply #5 on:** April 15, 2015, 04:24:08 AM »

Quote from: recursivelyenumerable on April 15, 2015, 04:23:13 AM

I also feel like some individuals or entities are trying to derail the conversation here for their own ends.

You might think that. I couldn't possibly comment.

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #6 on:** April 15, 2015, 04:26:02 AM »

Crush it. Own it.

toku · « **Reply #7 on:** April 15, 2015, 05:43:06 AM »

Kara · « **Reply #8 on:** April 15, 2015, 05:47:08 AM »

Macross Plus

helios · « **Reply #9 on:** April 15, 2015, 05:52:24 AM »

I've been through the gom jabbar.

Nibel · « **Reply #10 on:** April 15, 2015, 06:02:53 AM »

Well what does this make me then

Rufus · « **Reply #11 on:** April 15, 2015, 08:14:24 AM »

We're actually batteries.

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #12 on:** April 15, 2015, 09:00:22 AM »

Humans exist because they do.

Brehvolution · « **Reply #13 on:** April 15, 2015, 09:10:20 AM »

Yeti · « **Reply #14 on:** April 15, 2015, 11:12:04 AM »

Quote from: recursivelyenumerable on April 15, 2015, 03:42:19 AM

Humans do not exist.

If you think you or someone you know is a human, you are deluding yourself.

"Humans" are pretty awful but the reality of things that (unlike humans) exist is more awful still.

I love you all with a desperate burning passion.

How could you possibly love us? If we are not human then we must be beasts. And who could ever learn to love a beast?

sarslip · « **Reply #15 on:** April 15, 2015, 11:28:57 AM »

are we not men?

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #16 on:** April 15, 2015, 11:45:35 AM »

So are we dancer then?

suppadoopa · « **Reply #17 on:** April 15, 2015, 12:11:25 PM »

Then do waifus exist?

I'm a Puppy! · « **Reply #18 on:** April 15, 2015, 12:30:54 PM »

then who was human?

Kara · « **Reply #19 on:** April 15, 2015, 12:42:07 PM »

Should really watch Beauty and the Beast again. Belle is GOAT Disney heroine.

Readers.

toku · « **Reply #20 on:** April 15, 2015, 12:47:29 PM »

Quote from: Vularai on April 15, 2015, 12:42:07 PM

Should really watch Beauty and the Beast again. Belle is GOAT Disney heroine. Readers.

super sad how her dad is literally crazy though and she has to take care of him
total downer

or how her entire town despises her

Kara · « **Reply #21 on:** April 15, 2015, 12:50:47 PM »

And yet she overcomes anyway.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #22 on:** April 15, 2015, 01:13:08 PM »

Quote from: Vularai on April 15, 2015, 12:50:47 PM

And yet she overcomes anyway.

A parable about the Women's Rights Movement.

nudemacusers · « **Reply #23 on:** April 15, 2015, 01:31:57 PM »

ur mom's poophoop exists tho. i been up in there yesterday.

jakefromstatefarm · « **Reply #24 on:** April 15, 2015, 01:34:24 PM »

Belle the only white girl to pull off yellow

"jake you've already made this post before"

fuck you it needs to be said twice

jakefromstatefarm · « **Reply #25 on:** April 15, 2015, 01:35:25 PM »

Belle the only white girl to pull off yellow

"But jake you've already made this post before"

fuck you it needs to be said twice

E: the #dualities of me double posting this

ToxicAdam · « **Reply #26 on:** April 15, 2015, 01:35:36 PM »

This thread seems like the early treatment for the next Wachowski Brothers (err.. siblings) film.

Kara · « **Reply #27 on:** April 15, 2015, 02:12:05 PM »

Quote from: jakefromstatefarm on April 15, 2015, 01:34:24 PM

Belle the only white girl to pull off yellow

"jake you've already made this post before"

fuck you it needs to be said twice

I flirted with a white girl who could pull off yellow once.

I feel like I

on this one.

I'm a Puppy! · « **Reply #28 on:** April 15, 2015, 03:09:59 PM »

Quote from: ToxicAdam on April 15, 2015, 01:35:36 PM

This thread seems like the early treatment for the next Wachowski Brothers (err.. siblings) film.

After Jupiter ascending there's not gonna be anymore wachowskis movies

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #29 on:** April 15, 2015, 04:58:31 PM »

Quote from: I'm a Puppy! on April 15, 2015, 03:09:59 PM

Quote from: ToxicAdam on April 15, 2015, 01:35:36 PM
This thread seems like the early treatment for the next Wachowski Brothers (err.. siblings) film.

After Jupiter ascending there's not gonna be anymore wachowskis movies

Yep, three total bombs in a row and Revolutions was a major box office disappointment, too. Nobody's gonna give them money ever again.

nudemacusers · « **Reply #30 on:** April 15, 2015, 05:02:37 PM »

do they have ownership of the matrix? if so, someone will always give them money.

chronovore · « **Reply #31 on:** April 16, 2015, 09:37:50 PM »

Shut it, coppertop.

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Author Topic: Humans don't exist (Read 3036 times)