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Reb

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Things that might be cancer
« on: April 18, 2015, 03:03:17 PM »
- I have had a strange bump on the inside of my lip the last few months.
- I regularly smell cigarettes, even in places where there is definitely no smoking taking place.
- Multiple bumps of (what I have thus far assumed are) fatty tissue in different places on my body.

I will keep you guys posted.
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Re: Things that might be cancer
« Reply #1 on: April 18, 2015, 03:09:19 PM »
Please. :-\

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Re: Things that might be cancer
« Reply #2 on: April 18, 2015, 03:09:52 PM »
That pain behind your eye

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Re: Things that might be cancer
« Reply #3 on: April 18, 2015, 03:10:26 PM »
That weird mole you cut while shaving

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Re: Things that might be cancer
« Reply #4 on: April 18, 2015, 03:12:08 PM »
That high pitch buzz in your ear sometimes

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Re: Things that might be cancer
« Reply #5 on: April 18, 2015, 03:13:09 PM »
Your too sensitive stomach

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Re: Things that might be cancer
« Reply #6 on: April 18, 2015, 03:22:02 PM »
Everything.
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Re: Things that might be cancer
« Reply #7 on: April 18, 2015, 03:24:18 PM »
You dont get the high pitch in your ear?

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Re: Things that might be cancer
« Reply #8 on: April 18, 2015, 03:46:15 PM »
ive been thinking i should get a doctor to look at a small dark spot on my shaft :fbm

They will probably remove that for you.

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Re: Things that might be cancer
« Reply #9 on: April 18, 2015, 03:56:01 PM »
Got a date with a urologist at the end of the month to make shit all is right with my testicularities.
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Re: Things that might be cancer
« Reply #10 on: April 18, 2015, 03:59:27 PM »
ive been thinking i should get a doctor to look at a small dark spot on my shaft :fbm

Is that the only one you're showing it to? :phil

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Re: Things that might be cancer
« Reply #11 on: April 18, 2015, 04:00:26 PM »
:beli You're so thirsty Andy
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Re: Things that might be cancer
« Reply #12 on: April 18, 2015, 04:57:01 PM »
:beli You're so thirsty Andy

I wouldn't say I'm thirsty technically. But I am always on the hunt for more springs. :phil

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Re: Things that might be cancer
« Reply #13 on: April 18, 2015, 05:15:11 PM »
deez nuts, got een!
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Re: Things that might be cancer
« Reply #14 on: April 18, 2015, 08:03:00 PM »
That high pitch buzz in your ear sometimes

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Re: Things that might be cancer
« Reply #15 on: April 18, 2015, 08:06:32 PM »
Humanity
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Re: Things that might be cancer
« Reply #16 on: April 18, 2015, 08:07:41 PM »
This thread reminded me that I should really get my gut cancer looked at one of these days. :ohhh

Luckily all my riding has fuxed up a bone bruise from years ago I never got treatment for so I have a way in at my GP that isn't WebMD tier :trash. :whew

Re: Things that might be cancer
« Reply #17 on: April 19, 2015, 04:47:22 PM »
the lump in your mouth is called a mucocele. try putting a pin in it.

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Re: Things that might be cancer
« Reply #18 on: April 19, 2015, 08:18:05 PM »
- I have had a strange bump on the inside of my lip the last few months.
- I regularly smell cigarettes, even in places where there is definitely no smoking taking place.
- Multiple bumps of (what I have thus far assumed are) fatty tissue in different places on my body.

I will keep you guys posted.
Nah man, I had a bump on my tongue for a while was really worried and went to the doc. They did tests but they said that humans are just bumpy animals and that unless you smoke it's like a 92% chance it's nothing which is exactly what it was. So you got nothing to worry about. You don't smoke do you? If you do  :ufup
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