Author Topic: thebore votes: canonical erotic forum scenarios (Read 2839 times)

Van Cruncheon · « **on:** April 21, 2015, 10:02:32 PM »

VOTE YE CHOIR DEGENERATE

Junpei the Tracer! · « **Reply #1 on:** April 21, 2015, 10:28:22 PM »

Would you actually sit down and write a winning scenario? plz say yes

team filler · « **Reply #2 on:** April 21, 2015, 10:39:36 PM »

Creepy Stalker, please respond. tyia

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #3 on:** April 21, 2015, 11:02:11 PM »

Voting for Arvie. I still believe!

Atramental · « **Reply #4 on:** April 21, 2015, 11:03:26 PM »

Quote from: The Walrus on April 21, 2015, 10:40:08 PM

Aren't they all canon?

The old EU Bore canon got tossed out for the new canon.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #5 on:** April 21, 2015, 11:09:55 PM »

A closeted man attempting to prove his heterosexuality by constantly ordering seafood?

I voted for Arvie.

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #6 on:** April 21, 2015, 11:24:02 PM »

I am in love with algebraic topology but it does not love me back.

Tasty · « **Reply #7 on:** April 21, 2015, 11:31:27 PM »

There's not a more open fact than PD. So, voting that.

I'm a Puppy! · « **Reply #8 on:** April 21, 2015, 11:31:28 PM »

PD's dick lust is the real deal.

Kara · « **Reply #9 on:** April 21, 2015, 11:33:22 PM »

Respect for the use of without in that particular manner in the OP.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #10 on:** April 21, 2015, 11:37:03 PM »

english/computer science double major. linguistics for aspergers, baby.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #11 on:** April 21, 2015, 11:45:39 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on April 21, 2015, 11:09:55 PM

A closeted man attempting to prove his heterosexuality by constantly ordering seafood?
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I voted for Arvie.

I only eat seafood so that someday I will be skinny enough to find love on Tinder. I swear.

Kara · « **Reply #12 on:** April 21, 2015, 11:49:13 PM »

Arvie you're plenty skinny. Ditch the Ted Kaczynski look and you'll be fine. Well until you open your mouth.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #13 on:** April 21, 2015, 11:53:44 PM »

Ted has a Ph.D in math from Harvard. If that's not attractive, then I don't know what's hot.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #14 on:** April 22, 2015, 12:01:36 AM »

Quote from: Vularai on April 21, 2015, 11:49:13 PM

Well until you open your mouth.

Also I'm pretty sure that the problem is my body language when I'm around attractive women. A video reconstruction http://i.imgur.com/8m000eD.gifv

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #15 on:** April 22, 2015, 12:05:58 AM »

or a sordid hatefuck slashfic featuring me+ the threshold engineering system could give a whole new meaning to "reverse integration"

nudemacusers · « **Reply #16 on:** April 22, 2015, 12:14:45 AM »

Quote from: Junpei the Tracer! on April 21, 2015, 10:28:22 PM

Would you actually sit down and write a winning scenario? plz say yes

I will. just fyi it will be nc-nobody

toku · « **Reply #17 on:** April 22, 2015, 12:28:01 AM »

where is femme atra?

Nibel · « **Reply #18 on:** April 22, 2015, 05:47:13 AM »

Will there be an ARG with prizes though? Me/ThunderAss needs this.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #19 on:** April 23, 2015, 12:01:51 AM »

Quote from: toku on April 22, 2015, 12:28:01 AM

where is femme atra?

Perhaps the only Bore situation that made me question everything I once knew. I remember spending a few minutes trying to figure out how he made his face look so feminine before realizing it wasn't him.

Kara · « **Reply #20 on:** April 23, 2015, 12:06:01 AM »

Kinda disappointed in my fellow competitors lack of electioneering.

The only plausible explanation is that it's a gambit to make me appear like a tryhard and undermine the basis of my claim to canonicity (palpable apathy). Well you picked the wrong quitter to pick on.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #21 on:** April 23, 2015, 12:11:12 AM »

Quote from: Vularai on April 23, 2015, 12:06:01 AM

Kinda disappointed in my fellow competitors lack of electioneering.

The only plausible explanation is that it's a gambit to make me appear like a tryhard and undermine the basis of my claim to canonicity (palpable apathy). Well you picked the wrong quitter to pick on.

It seems almost poetic. You have three votes, one for each era of Soviet Communism.

Kara · « **Reply #22 on:** April 23, 2015, 12:20:58 AM »

I agree, the Soviet system ceased to exist after the Khrushchevite Reaction.

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(War communism, NEP, collectivization.)

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toku · « **Reply #23 on:** April 23, 2015, 02:01:02 AM »

I'm imagining a femme atra adventure book now. Something wacky and fun like Carmen San Diego or Cybersix (her alter ego is a boy)

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Do you know how long it took me to rediscover the name of Cybersix?

My head hurts, I need to go lay down

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chronovore · « **Reply #24 on:** April 23, 2015, 10:27:03 PM »

Quote from: toku on April 23, 2015, 02:01:02 AM

I'm imagining a femme atra adventure book now. Something wacky and fun like Carmen San Diego or Cybersix (her alter ego is a boy)

spoiler (click to show/hide)
Do you know how long it took me to rediscover the name of Cybersix?

My head hurts, I need to go lay down
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How long ago was this a thing? I'm fascinated to learn a transgender or at least transvestite was in a kids' show. Well, in the USA. Japan's had them since the '70s.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #25 on:** April 24, 2015, 03:29:43 PM »

Quote from: toku on April 23, 2015, 02:01:02 AM

I'm imagining a femme atra adventure book now. Something wacky and fun like Carmen San Diego or Cybersix (her alter ego is a boy)

spoiler (click to show/hide)
Do you know how long it took me to rediscover the name of Cybersix?

My head hurts, I need to go lay down
spoiler (click to show/hide)

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FUCK

I haven't seen or thought of that show in ages.

Atramental · « **Reply #26 on:** April 24, 2015, 04:41:42 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on April 23, 2015, 12:01:51 AM

Quote from: toku on April 22, 2015, 12:28:01 AM
where is femme atra?

Perhaps the only Bore situation that made me question everything I once knew. I remember spending a few minutes trying to figure out how he made his face look so feminine before realizing it wasn't him.

Wow.

I mean, there is a resemblance but I didn't think anyone would second guess themselves when they saw those pics.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #27 on:** April 24, 2015, 05:27:12 PM »

Quote from: Atramental on April 24, 2015, 04:41:42 PM

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on April 23, 2015, 12:01:51 AM
Quote from: toku on April 22, 2015, 12:28:01 AM
where is femme atra?

Perhaps the only Bore situation that made me question everything I once knew. I remember spending a few minutes trying to figure out how he made his face look so feminine before realizing it wasn't him.

Wow.

I mean, there is a resemblance but I didn't think anyone would second guess themselves when they saw those pics.

I'm still not convinced.

toku · « **Reply #28 on:** April 24, 2015, 07:37:29 PM »

Quote from: chronovore on April 23, 2015, 10:27:03 PM

Quote from: toku on April 23, 2015, 02:01:02 AM
I'm imagining a femme atra adventure book now. Something wacky and fun like Carmen San Diego or Cybersix (her alter ego is a boy)

spoiler (click to show/hide)
Do you know how long it took me to rediscover the name of Cybersix?

My head hurts, I need to go lay down
spoiler (click to show/hide)

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How long ago was this a thing? I'm fascinated to learn a transgender or at least transvestite was in a kids' show. Well, in the USA. Japan's had them since the '70s.

1999/2000

News:

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which of these scenarios is the NEW SEXY CANON for the bore?

Author Topic: thebore votes: canonical erotic forum scenarios (Read 2839 times)