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Eschaton

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ATTN: Englishmen
« on: April 22, 2015, 11:36:21 PM »
Why can't you guys stop giving us your shit TV presenters :ufup

First Piers Morgan, now this? James Corden?













Who next? Michael Owen? Jeremy Clarkson? 

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Re: ATTN: Englishmen
« Reply #1 on: April 22, 2015, 11:41:18 PM »
I skipped to the middle of the video, watched a few seconds (the Hillary and Dre lines) and promptly exited the tab.
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who the fuck is this cornball?
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Kara

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Re: ATTN: Englishmen
« Reply #2 on: April 22, 2015, 11:44:44 PM »
Ayyo a new Mark Ronson joint? Rosay Pipette on this one too? :phil

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Re: ATTN: Englishmen
« Reply #3 on: April 22, 2015, 11:48:33 PM »
somebody actually staked their job on this cornball's success :sabu

hope that resume is tight.

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Re: ATTN: Englishmen
« Reply #4 on: April 22, 2015, 11:50:04 PM »
Painful. 😩🔫

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Re: ATTN: Englishmen
« Reply #5 on: April 22, 2015, 11:57:11 PM »
I'd love to see Don Lemon get mollywhopped by some chavs.
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Re: ATTN: Englishmen
« Reply #6 on: April 23, 2015, 12:42:12 AM »
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First Piers Morgan, now this? James Corden?

we are basically exiling all our pricks to America.

Morgan - wouldn't piss on him if he was on fire (unless i'd just drank several gallons of petrol)
Corden - well, i admit i quite liked Gavin and Stacy but mainly for the minor characters, but as a presenter? Nooooo thanks

I honestly don't understand why they keep chosing brits for these roles - the fact they are picking brits with limited experience in the role as well is even more baffling.

If you could kindly keep both of them though? that would certainly get us brits out of a bit of a bind. At least Morgan might be having a holiday at Her Maj's pleasure if he's caught in this phone hacking web.

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Re: ATTN: Englishmen
« Reply #7 on: April 23, 2015, 01:32:56 AM »
Corden is alright in Wrong Mans but yeah. I remember when word hit that he was gonna be in an ep of Doctor Who and one of my uk friends acted like it was the end of the world.

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Re: ATTN: Englishmen
« Reply #8 on: April 23, 2015, 07:52:40 PM »
I'd love to see Don Lemon get mollywhopped by some chavs.

Sounds like a kickstarter I can get behind.

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Re: ATTN: Englishmen
« Reply #9 on: April 23, 2015, 08:04:55 PM »
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CBS Entertainment Chairman Nina Tassler said in a statement that Corden is a warm, charming and original performer whose "diverse range of creative instincts and performance talent" make him a "rare entertainment force". Tassler cited Corden's work in such media as theater, film and television, and called him "loved and respected" in all of them.
I guess Colbert didn't get control of the show in his contract like Letterman had.

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Re: ATTN: Englishmen
« Reply #10 on: April 24, 2015, 02:19:19 AM »
Nah keep Maher just to piss off hand wringers. And Muslims. Liberals have been throwing Christians in the bushes for years, and rightfully so. It's high time to spread #equality and throw Muslims in the bushes too.
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Re: ATTN: Englishmen
« Reply #11 on: April 24, 2015, 02:40:33 AM »
Will Christian weddings get double tapped by UAVs too?

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Re: ATTN: Englishmen
« Reply #12 on: April 24, 2015, 10:57:22 AM »
Corden has the sweaty, puffed up look of someone who can't say no to any drug, drink or pie.  I expect him to dead soon anyway.
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Re: ATTN: Englishmen
« Reply #13 on: April 24, 2015, 12:58:08 PM »
This is the guy that replaced Craig Ferguson. Craig fuckin' Ferguson.  :stahp