Author Topic: DC presents: Hot Topic Villains (Read 4930 times)

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #2 on:** April 24, 2015, 08:59:53 PM »

Told you guys this was gonna be a trainwreck.

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #3 on:** April 24, 2015, 09:01:13 PM »

oh I knew it would be

most DC material is shit for film anyway other than batman

parallax · « **Reply #4 on:** April 24, 2015, 09:03:44 PM »

wow. why would he have his smile on his arm?

cool breeze · « **Reply #5 on:** April 24, 2015, 09:03:57 PM »

I kinda want Batman to punch him really hard in the face. like really, really hard.

if that's the intention, well done on their part.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #6 on:** April 24, 2015, 09:04:35 PM »

the "hahaha" tattoos

I can just imagine some exec nodding his head and saying "it's like a metaphor

"

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #7 on:** April 24, 2015, 09:07:36 PM »

is this real life?

Dickie Dee · « **Reply #8 on:** April 24, 2015, 09:08:35 PM »

Damaged

toku · « **Reply #9 on:** April 24, 2015, 09:11:28 PM »

Honestly don't see what the problem is.

studyguy · « **Reply #10 on:** April 24, 2015, 09:12:55 PM »

Riff Raff's new look is hot.

benjipwns · « **Reply #11 on:** April 24, 2015, 09:17:12 PM »

Really just a reason to have Jared Leto shirtless as often as possible in the movie.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #12 on:** April 24, 2015, 09:21:23 PM »

brob · « **Reply #13 on:** April 24, 2015, 09:23:55 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on April 24, 2015, 09:04:35 PM

the "hahaha" tattoos

I can just imagine some exec nodding his head and saying "it's like a metaphor "

nudemacusers · « **Reply #14 on:** April 24, 2015, 09:28:18 PM »

nobody wants to fuck an ugly joker

benjipwns · « **Reply #15 on:** April 24, 2015, 09:36:45 PM »

Getting invited into Spidey's Snapchat circle would be huge, and very buzzworthy and cool.

HyperZoneWasAwesome · « **Reply #16 on:** April 24, 2015, 09:44:15 PM »

good thing those other half dozen or so DC movies that are being rushed into production are likely to be better.

(waits patiently for really awesome Shazam and Aquaman flicks)

cool breeze · « **Reply #17 on:** April 24, 2015, 09:47:06 PM »

I don't know where it came from but there's also this

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #18 on:** April 24, 2015, 09:49:58 PM »

Quote from: nudemacusers on April 24, 2015, 09:28:18 PM

nobody wants to fuck an ugly joker

Joker is basically Batman's waifu, and Batman deserves the best.

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #19 on:** April 24, 2015, 09:51:57 PM »

I'm gonna make you my meat bicycle!

I can still taste her lovely sweat-box, she fed me such tears of ecstasy.

*shoot in head, collect $3 and some pistol ammo*

nudemacusers · « **Reply #20 on:** April 24, 2015, 10:05:12 PM »

Quote from: Joe Molotov on April 24, 2015, 09:49:58 PM

Quote from: nudemacusers on April 24, 2015, 09:28:18 PM
nobody wants to fuck an ugly joker

Joker is basically Batman's waifu, and Batman deserves the best.

baffleck is probably the goat bottom. all the rage, all that muscle, all that fatherlessness

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #21 on:** April 24, 2015, 10:17:36 PM »

And then this in the same day.

On a scale of 1 to Frank Miller, how much of a trainwreck will this be?

parallax · « **Reply #22 on:** April 24, 2015, 10:57:52 PM »

Quote from: Joe Molotov on April 24, 2015, 10:17:36 PM

And then this in the same day.

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On a scale of 1 to Frank Miller, how much of a trainwreck will this be?

is there an option beyond all star batman?

benjipwns · « **Reply #23 on:** April 24, 2015, 11:07:47 PM »

The secret best part of All Star Batman and Robin is the time scale. Batman and Robin spend like three issues driving to the Batcave or something which the story indicates took like a day or more while like a weeks worth of events happen outside the Batmobile. I may be remembering the details wrong, but the time scale was fucked, I know that.

Second secret best part

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Kara · « **Reply #24 on:** April 24, 2015, 11:08:27 PM »

Quote from: Joe Molotov on April 24, 2015, 10:17:36 PM

And then this in the same day.

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On a scale of 1 to Frank Miller, how much of a trainwreck will this be?

O fuck, hype.

benjipwns · « **Reply #25 on:** April 24, 2015, 11:12:55 PM »

Quote

The “THE DARK KNIGHT III: THE MASTER RACE” is the sequel to Miller’s 1986 classic THE DARK KNIGHT RETURNS – heralded by TIME Magazine as one of the 10 greatest graphic novels of all time – and its 2001-2002 follow-up series BATMAN: THE DARK KNIGHT STRIKES AGAIN.

Miller will be joined by acclaimed writer Brian Azzarello (100 BULLETS, JOKER, and WONDER WOMAN) on the eight-issue comic book periodical, to be published twice a month under the DC Comics imprint. Marking the 30th anniversary of THE DARK KNIGHT RETURNS original series, this periodical is slated for publication beginning in late Fall 2015.

“Batman remains my favorite comic book hero and a sequel to Dark Knight is going to be daunting," said Miller, "but we’ll do our best.”

“We are thrilled to have Frank back home at DC writing Batman,” according to Dan DiDio and Jim Lee, Co-Publishers for DC Entertainment. “The story he and Brian have crafted is an astounding and triumphant conclusion to this seminal body of work which influenced and shaped generations of readers and creators alike.”

According to Azzarello, “It's been an amazing experience collaborating with Frank these past six months. I think we have an epic story that these characters truly deserve.”

toku · « **Reply #26 on:** April 24, 2015, 11:14:00 PM »

As an angry, reactionary, dying old white man Frank Miller is really the only one fit to still be writing Batman stories imo.

benjipwns · « **Reply #27 on:** April 24, 2015, 11:22:06 PM »

I want to pretend DC hired Azzarello to make the whole thing end the same way 100 Bullets did so Frank stops pestering them to write more in his Batman universe.

Kara · « **Reply #28 on:** April 24, 2015, 11:32:32 PM »

DKSA was top shelf trolling. Hype as fuck.

studyguy · « **Reply #29 on:** April 24, 2015, 11:40:20 PM »

Saw this earlier ayy

benjipwns · « **Reply #30 on:** April 24, 2015, 11:48:17 PM »

oh god

tiesto · « **Reply #31 on:** April 25, 2015, 12:14:05 AM »

I'd think it would be hilarious if they turned Spidey into an EDM bro... I'd actually see it for the laughs.

pilonv1 · « **Reply #32 on:** April 25, 2015, 12:37:20 AM »

Dark Knight is getting a PC?

FatalT · « **Reply #33 on:** April 25, 2015, 12:42:04 AM »

FatalT · « **Reply #34 on:** April 25, 2015, 12:57:29 AM »

He's a good actor and I think he could pull off a creepy joker.

Someone photoshopped the tattoos off of him but I don't feel like it has the same effect.

FinNeato · « **Reply #35 on:** April 25, 2015, 01:39:12 AM »

He looks like a long lost Blink 182 member with a vitamin D deficiency.

Mr. Nobody · « **Reply #36 on:** April 25, 2015, 02:19:04 AM »

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #37 on:** April 25, 2015, 02:21:46 AM »

We're not going to discuss the offensive cultural appropriation going on in the photo. Joker's grill makes a mockery of African Americans.

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Tasty · « **Reply #38 on:** April 25, 2015, 02:43:47 AM »

LOL of all the inspirations I never thought they'd go with Frank Miller's insane magnum opus ASBAR.

And then somehow find a way to fuck even THAT up.

Then again it makes sense as BvS looks to be TDK Returns inspired. Gotta suck at that lame Miller teet I guess.

thisismyusername · « **Reply #39 on:** April 25, 2015, 02:48:22 AM »

Eh, remove the "damaged" and "hahahahahaha" or the smile off him and replace them with something else (while keeping his forehead clear) and it wouldn't be that awful. That said, I'll give Leto the benefit of the doubt and that he knows what he's doing. Similar to Ledger.

Just let's hope he doesn't end up offing himself due to the "research" into the role.

pilonv1 · « **Reply #40 on:** April 25, 2015, 05:14:51 AM »

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #41 on:** April 25, 2015, 06:55:23 AM »

I've been told i look like jared leto on a number of occasions and also that i look like the joker on a number of occasions. sadly i no longer have anything like his physique. :'(

ferrarimanf355 · « **Reply #42 on:** April 25, 2015, 11:46:28 AM »

This whole thread is great.

headwalk · « **Reply #43 on:** April 25, 2015, 12:22:41 PM »

at least have damaged in the same font as black flag.

this douche would definitely have the black flag bars tattoo despite mainly listening to whatever 17 year old girls who are big into cocaine listen to.

octopushover · « **Reply #44 on:** April 25, 2015, 12:44:04 PM »

the tattoo of the smiling mouth looks like a clip-art logo for a dental office

and the laughing tatts oh my god

Tasty · « **Reply #45 on:** April 25, 2015, 01:02:29 PM »

Quote from: WRATH VICE™ on April 25, 2015, 12:55:33 PM

Wow that's some garbage. Suicide Squad sucks and the movie was always going to suck, but you can at least get The Joker right.

I dunno, wouldn't Joker be a protagonist in Suicide Squad? I can't ever see that working for him as a character.

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #46 on:** April 25, 2015, 02:06:25 PM »

The Joker's not going to be a protagonist in this.

Kara · « **Reply #47 on:** April 25, 2015, 02:24:57 PM »

Quote from: WRATH VICE™ on April 25, 2015, 12:55:33 PM

Wow that's some garbage. Suicide Squad sucks and the movie was always going to suck, but you can at least get The Joker right.

Hdu call a book with KING SHARK garbage.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #48 on:** April 25, 2015, 02:27:36 PM »

The Suicide Squad on Arrow is gonna be superior to this hot mess

Dickie Dee · « **Reply #49 on:** April 25, 2015, 02:51:47 PM »

Quote from: toku on April 24, 2015, 09:11:28 PM

Honestly don't see what the problem is.

are you also confused about why people object to the word "literally" being misused?

Kara · « **Reply #50 on:** April 25, 2015, 03:03:50 PM »

holy shit this is me irl

Rufus · « **Reply #51 on:** April 25, 2015, 03:07:03 PM »

Sigh, this is terrible thing to think worth mentioning, but this creature can't read shit without tilting its head.

Alright, back to pissing my life away.

Kara · « **Reply #52 on:** April 25, 2015, 03:09:33 PM »

Quote from: Rufus on April 25, 2015, 03:07:03 PM

Sigh, this is terrible thing to think worth mentioning, but this creature can't read shit without tilting its head.

Alright, back to pissing my life away.

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toku · « **Reply #53 on:** April 25, 2015, 03:48:21 PM »

Quote from: Mamacint on April 25, 2015, 02:51:47 PM

Quote from: toku on April 24, 2015, 09:11:28 PM
Honestly don't see what the problem is.

are you also confused about why people object to the word "literally" being misused?

No.

nudemacusers · « **Reply #54 on:** April 25, 2015, 03:53:48 PM »

Quote from: Rufus on April 25, 2015, 03:07:03 PM

Sigh, this is terrible thing to think worth mentioning, but this creature can't read shit without tilting its head.

Alright, back to pissing my life away.

Kara · « **Reply #55 on:** April 25, 2015, 04:30:05 PM »

Mine's better cuz Rumi wrote in Farsi.

helios · « **Reply #56 on:** April 25, 2015, 08:44:17 PM »

A Dafoe Joker would have been great

Anyway, GAF is just too much. People want to save that thread so they can deliver crow in the future if Leto's Joker turns out good, which people expect; it's just that the design is bad. It's not a good comparison to the reveal of Ledger as the Joker.

Kara · « **Reply #57 on:** April 25, 2015, 09:54:16 PM »

Thanks to this thread I found out that there's a DC animu with:

-Kevin Conroy Batman
-THE SUICIDE SQUAD
-King fucking Shark
-motherfucking KGBeast
-A faithful representation of Amanda Waller (eat shit in CW hell, Arrow)

Tonally it's been pretty faithful to the nu-52 Sui which I enjoyed in spite of the fact that no one fucking died in it.

Killer Frost is tsundere for King Shark too.

e:

Harley Quinn just yelled, "Yahtzee!" after orgasming.

DC/WB

Marvel

e2: OMFG I just realized that Spencer Reid is The Riddler's voice actor. GOAT Batman TAS thing.

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #58 on:** April 25, 2015, 10:00:37 PM »

Personally, I prefer the nattily-dressed Joker, the decayed refinery of a Miss Havisham version. It's creepier than this juggalo shit they've been trying to spin for the last five or so years.

nudemacusers · « **Reply #59 on:** April 25, 2015, 10:13:16 PM »

I assume he'll be wearing a beautifully cut ozwald boateng bespoke three piece

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Author Topic: DC presents: Hot Topic Villains (Read 4930 times)