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What is the GOAT yard work (two votes)

Cutting the grass
8 (22.2%)
Getting rid of weeds
3 (8.3%)
Raking/bagging leaves
5 (13.9%)
Shoveling snow
4 (11.1%)
Planting flowers/plants (wilde mango option)
10 (27.8%)
Cleaning out the gutters
0 (0%)
Heavy duty shit (mulch, cement, etc)
6 (16.7%)

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Phoenix Dark

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It's that time of year brehs
« on: April 26, 2015, 04:53:10 PM »
Bout to cut some lawns brehs
:rejoice

I actually like cutting grass. I love seeing the aftermath of my work, the sheer beauty of a well cut lawn :lawd

Usually I cut a few lawns during the summer. My old ass neighor's, mine, sometimes my parents' lawn, etc. I love this time of year especially because I time myself, so I'll get to see my speed progress improve over time. I'm always slow as fuck early in the spring/summer because I haven't cut in months, but by the summer I'll be finishing in no time.
:obama

BTW the absolute worse yard work is raking/bagging leaves during the fall. Fuck that shit.
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Re: It's that time of year brehs
« Reply #1 on: April 26, 2015, 04:59:01 PM »
Shoveling snow, for how obvious the work you're doing is.

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Re: It's that time of year brehs
« Reply #2 on: April 26, 2015, 04:59:05 PM »
I have an apartment. 

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Kara

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Re: It's that time of year brehs
« Reply #3 on: April 26, 2015, 05:08:45 PM »
I have an apartment. 

 :rejoice

I have a lawn that's so unkempt that the city cites our absentee landlord. :rejoice

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Re: It's that time of year brehs
« Reply #4 on: April 26, 2015, 05:10:23 PM »
I'm about to move into an apartment so fuck all that shit. I'm too young, black and beautiful to be doing work my ancestors died doing. #100emoji

Kara

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Re: It's that time of year brehs
« Reply #5 on: April 26, 2015, 05:13:16 PM »
You shouldn't hate what your ancestors did. Where would the Tribe be if we rejected usury as a trapping of our past?

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Re: It's that time of year brehs
« Reply #6 on: April 26, 2015, 05:13:44 PM »
The smell of cut grass :mouf

Phoenix Dark

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Re: It's that time of year brehs
« Reply #7 on: April 26, 2015, 05:15:33 PM »
which of you plebes voted for raking and bagging leaves :kobeyuck

Last year I discovered that I could get away with just running the lawn mower over some of the leaves instead of raking. Saved me quite a bit of time.
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Re: It's that time of year brehs
« Reply #8 on: April 26, 2015, 05:15:53 PM »
You shouldn't hate what your ancestors did. Where would the Tribe be if we rejected usury as a trapping of our past?

I'm not hating. I'm just saying they did it so I shouldn't have to. #swag

toku

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Re: It's that time of year brehs
« Reply #9 on: April 26, 2015, 05:16:26 PM »
which of you plebes voted for raking and bagging leaves :kobeyuck

Last year I discovered that I could get away with just running the lawn mower over some of the leaves instead of raking. Saved me quite a bit of time.

You a lazy ass nicca

toku

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Re: It's that time of year brehs
« Reply #10 on: April 26, 2015, 05:18:32 PM »
Honestly feel like this poll kinda bullshit and state prejudice. It's April 26th right now in South Florida and hitting temps like 92 degrees (feel like 112) already with 68% humidity so most of y'all can suck a dick yard work lol no. Fuck a lawn.

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Re: It's that time of year brehs
« Reply #11 on: April 26, 2015, 05:28:14 PM »
I rent and have a gardener.  :rejoice
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Re: It's that time of year brehs
« Reply #12 on: April 26, 2015, 05:28:35 PM »
I fuck with mowing lawns

but knowing all this water gets invested into what is essentially an aesthetic preference :goty

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Re: It's that time of year brehs
« Reply #13 on: April 26, 2015, 05:32:07 PM »
Evergreens :rejoice



Phoenix Dark

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Re: It's that time of year brehs
« Reply #14 on: April 26, 2015, 05:35:11 PM »
Honestly feel like this poll kinda bullshit and state prejudice. It's April 26th right now in South Florida and hitting temps like 92 degrees (feel like 112) already with 68% humidity so most of y'all can suck a dick yard work lol no. Fuck a lawn.

You live in Florida? That's your problem not ours.
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Re: It's that time of year brehs
« Reply #15 on: April 26, 2015, 05:38:54 PM »
Spraying the entire yard with atrazine so that nothing grows.
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Cheddahz

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Re: It's that time of year brehs
« Reply #16 on: April 26, 2015, 05:39:15 PM »
fuck cutting grass and fuck the smell of a freshly cut lawn

studyguy

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Re: It's that time of year brehs
« Reply #17 on: April 26, 2015, 09:06:39 PM »
So when I first moved out of LA. The first thing I realized was that we had a lawn, I realized that because at 10 years old my dad had my ass out there mowing that shit on the daily.

Motherfuck, we were the corner house so we had this fucking giant ass lawn from the space and then here I am at like 10 year old trying to push this massive gas powered mower that had no auto-push and weight like 80lbs. BUILDS CHARACTER SON, YOU FUCKED UP A SPOT DO THAT SHIT AGAIN WHILE I DRINK THIS BEER AND LAUGH.

Fuck grass
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dkdk

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Re: It's that time of year brehs
« Reply #18 on: April 26, 2015, 09:08:37 PM »
yardwork :sheik

too many bugs. its hot. its hard work.

rather pay someone to do it while i sit in the AC

Re: It's that time of year brehs
« Reply #19 on: April 26, 2015, 09:11:18 PM »
Mowed my lawn today. I like yard work. But, my yard isn't very big. Front yard, side yard and some parking strips.
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Re: It's that time of year brehs
« Reply #20 on: April 26, 2015, 09:23:15 PM »
I just spent 3 hours working in the yard and you can't even tell I did anything. Buy the house with the biggest yard in the neighborhood brehs. :dead

I had two months off between my last job and current job. Worked in the yard for at least 8 hours a day every day. Still didn't come close to finishing everything I wanted/needed to.
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Mr. Nobody

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Re: It's that time of year brehs
« Reply #21 on: April 26, 2015, 10:39:04 PM »
Yardwork

Cut my grass on Tuesday and I'm sure I'll have to do it again this upcoming Tuesday since it rained for 2 days  :trash

Mr. Nobody

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Re: It's that time of year brehs
« Reply #22 on: April 26, 2015, 10:42:32 PM »
And this Virginia weather

Monday it was 80 degrees

Tuesday and Wednesday were in the 70s

and since Thursday it's been in the low 60s/high 50s and dipping into the 40s at night  :dead

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Re: It's that time of year brehs
« Reply #23 on: April 26, 2015, 11:01:49 PM »
Trimming trees and mulching are my two favorite things.

Also, powdering my balls. So fresh smelling and dry.


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Re: It's that time of year brehs
« Reply #24 on: April 26, 2015, 11:08:46 PM »
Paying Mexicans like God intended

:rejoice
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Re: It's that time of year brehs
« Reply #25 on: April 26, 2015, 11:20:04 PM »
Spraying the entire yard with atrazine so that nothing grows.

I like your style, dog
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Re: It's that time of year brehs
« Reply #26 on: April 26, 2015, 11:30:28 PM »
I like just breaking my back spreading mulch and heavy cover, hate maintenance

Phoenix Dark

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Re: It's that time of year brehs
« Reply #27 on: April 26, 2015, 11:39:10 PM »
I like the aftermath of mulch/landscape stuff. Seeing how cool everything looks, and knowing you did that shit...that's a great feeling. That being said, nothing is worse than starting the mulching/landscaping. I remember many summers as a kid where my parents would have a huge pile of mulch dumped in the driveway, and we'd work on it throughout the week. Front of the house, sides, backyard...fuck. As a kid that always felt like a death sentence, especially when you're friends started riding past the house on their bikes.
:fbm

I'd say the coolest yard project I ever did was building a deck when I was a kid. Me, my brothers, my dad, and one of his friends. I don't remember how long it took us but I remember working on it in the summer and fall/early winter. Built it out of trex. It still looks great to this day, whereas the wooden decks our neighbors made look pretty bleh and required various makeovers.
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Re: It's that time of year brehs
« Reply #28 on: April 26, 2015, 11:57:38 PM »
I have a condo :rejoice

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Re: It's that time of year brehs
« Reply #29 on: April 27, 2015, 01:09:37 AM »
PD, didn't it snow like a week or less ago? Let's not be too hasty here. Let alone anger the Michigan Gods.

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Re: It's that time of year brehs
« Reply #30 on: April 27, 2015, 11:16:56 AM »
i've always enjoyed yardwork :yeshrug

in fact my favorite colognes are often quite grassy and herbacious :aah
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nudemacusers

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Re: It's that time of year brehs
« Reply #31 on: April 27, 2015, 11:17:28 AM »
i also just realized i walked myself into a number of mexican jokes :goty
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sarslip

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Re: It's that time of year brehs
« Reply #32 on: April 27, 2015, 11:23:06 AM »
planting flowers   :fabulous

nudemacusers

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Re: It's that time of year brehs
« Reply #33 on: April 27, 2015, 11:24:30 AM »
also i think my son is going to be a flower planter. he's 4 and gets mad if we don't stop in the home depot* gardening section so he can look at the plants and smell the flowers.

You can't deny what's inside of you (pause)
a little resistance makes it better for everyone tho :lawd


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Phoenix Dark

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Re: It's that time of year brehs
« Reply #34 on: April 27, 2015, 11:42:04 AM »
PD, didn't it snow like a week or less ago? Let's not be too hasty here. Let alone anger the Michigan Gods.

someone told me there were snow flurries last week but I didn't see any. She said she saw them while on the freeway (75) late at night. It rained multiple times last week but jeez...I can't imagine not realizing it had snowed.
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sarslip

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Re: It's that time of year brehs
« Reply #35 on: April 27, 2015, 01:42:32 PM »
  :goty2

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Re: It's that time of year brehs
« Reply #36 on: April 27, 2015, 01:54:54 PM »
I can't smell flowers :tocry

:tocry You should kill urself, life obviously has no meaning for you :fbm