Author Topic: Peak Struggle Achieved (Read 2957 times)

Kara · « **on:** April 26, 2015, 05:23:17 PM »

http://hormel.com/Brands/HormelRevWraps.aspx

Courage · « **Reply #1 on:** April 26, 2015, 05:24:41 PM »

I hope this is the next Taco Bell product. Just stuff some beef in there and

Nibel · « **Reply #2 on:** April 26, 2015, 05:27:53 PM »

Looks like a cheap hobo fleshlight

Rufus · « **Reply #3 on:** April 26, 2015, 05:43:36 PM »

For when slapping a slice of salami and a slice of cheese between two slices of bread is too much work.

FinNeato · « **Reply #4 on:** April 26, 2015, 05:58:44 PM »

Quote from: Nibel on April 26, 2015, 05:27:53 PM

Looks like a cheap hobo fleshlight

Feels like one too.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #5 on:** April 26, 2015, 06:09:37 PM »

Your move, Lunchables.

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #6 on:** April 26, 2015, 06:13:51 PM »

Heh I bought one of these like a year ago

team filler · « **Reply #7 on:** April 26, 2015, 06:14:23 PM »

we've reached the pinnacle of mankind. millions of years of evolutionary struggle has finally brought us to the promised land

Dickie Dee · « **Reply #8 on:** April 26, 2015, 07:15:21 PM »

Listen, it got to be #1 for a reason, asshole.

studyguy · « **Reply #9 on:** April 26, 2015, 07:34:34 PM »

Why does america have to do the tortilla dirty like that?

toku · « **Reply #10 on:** April 26, 2015, 08:36:53 PM »

soft white wrap

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #11 on:** April 26, 2015, 08:47:28 PM »

For less than $10 you could get half a pound of pepperoni from the deli, half a pound of good cheese from the deli, and a package of tortillas...

ToxicAdam · « **Reply #12 on:** April 26, 2015, 08:49:07 PM »

It's 2015, protein is protein.

Dickie Dee · « **Reply #13 on:** April 26, 2015, 09:03:01 PM »

Quote from: Mamacint on April 26, 2015, 07:15:21 PM

Listen, it got to be #1 for a reason, asshole.

Can I also say that Karakand is fine gentlemen and that "asshole" was tagged on because a shitty punchline needs a punch?

king of the internet · « **Reply #14 on:** April 26, 2015, 10:48:19 PM »

16 grams of protein

Could be a nice meal on the go.

zomgee · « **Reply #15 on:** April 26, 2015, 11:15:58 PM »

They just need to start measuring sodium in grams.

Trent Dole · « **Reply #16 on:** April 26, 2015, 11:47:58 PM »

Oh, these things. Yeah they a decent quick nom at my shitty job. Better than grabbing a candy bar/slim jim/mini bag of chips I guess.

benjipwns · « **Reply #17 on:** April 26, 2015, 11:53:53 PM »

Can we speculate as to whether or not Hillary Clinton may eat these on the campaign trail? And what that means for her campaign and image? Did she learn it from coal mine workers? Maybe nurses or teachers?

Kara · « **Reply #18 on:** April 27, 2015, 12:12:59 AM »

Quote from: Mamacint on April 26, 2015, 09:03:01 PM

Quote from: Mamacint on April 26, 2015, 07:15:21 PM
Listen, it got to be #1 for a reason, asshole.

Can I also say that Karakand is fine gentlemen and that "asshole" was tagged on because a shitty punchline needs a punch?

Oh thanks.

I thought it was a rhetorical use of asshole anyway, so nbd.

thisismyusername · « **Reply #19 on:** April 27, 2015, 12:37:54 AM »

Quote from: FinNeato on April 26, 2015, 05:58:44 PM

Quote from: Nibel on April 26, 2015, 05:27:53 PM
Looks like a cheap hobo fleshlight

Feels like one too.

Finish off inside it for even MORE PROTEIN.

king of the internet · « **Reply #20 on:** April 27, 2015, 01:11:01 AM »

Quote from: thisismyusername on April 27, 2015, 12:37:54 AM

Quote from: FinNeato on April 26, 2015, 05:58:44 PM
Quote from: Nibel on April 26, 2015, 05:27:53 PM
Looks like a cheap hobo fleshlight

Feels like one too.

Finish off inside it for even MORE PROTEIN.

I was curious about this so I did a google search:

Quote

As the higher end of average ejaculate volume is 10mL for human men,[3] this is approximately 0.5g (500mg) of dietary protein per ejaculate on average.

Very nutritious.

benjipwns · « **Reply #21 on:** April 27, 2015, 01:12:44 AM »

Is it Brazil Nuts that increase that amount? I want to say it's Brazil Nuts, but it might another nut or legume.

thisismyusername · « **Reply #22 on:** April 27, 2015, 01:31:45 AM »

Quote from: king of the internet on April 27, 2015, 01:11:01 AM

Quote from: thisismyusername on April 27, 2015, 12:37:54 AM
Quote from: FinNeato on April 26, 2015, 05:58:44 PM
Quote from: Nibel on April 26, 2015, 05:27:53 PM
Looks like a cheap hobo fleshlight

Feels like one too.

Finish off inside it for even MORE PROTEIN.

I was curious about this so I did a google search:

Quote
As the higher end of average ejaculate volume is 10mL for human men,[3] this is approximately 0.5g (500mg) of dietary protein per ejaculate on average.

Very nutritious.

I like how there's an "average ejaculate volume." SCIENCE!

Kara · « **Reply #23 on:** April 27, 2015, 02:02:24 AM »

Quote from: The Walrus on April 27, 2015, 01:39:16 AM

This shit looks haggard as fuck.

The store that I saw it in today had it on the top shelf.

The top shelf.

It was literally top shelf.

I've... seen... things you people wouldn't believe.

Barry Egan · « **Reply #24 on:** April 27, 2015, 08:35:35 AM »

"crispy crunchy turkey"

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #25 on:** April 27, 2015, 09:16:35 AM »

Rufus · « **Reply #26 on:** April 27, 2015, 09:34:55 AM »

Quote from: Barry Egan on April 27, 2015, 08:35:35 AM

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"crispy crunchy turkey"

Why would any real man buy anthing but the 12g?

Yeti · « **Reply #27 on:** April 27, 2015, 06:20:16 PM »

Quote from: benjipwns on April 27, 2015, 01:12:44 AM

Is it Brazil Nuts that increase that amount? I want to say it's Brazil Nuts, but it might another nut or legume.

Deez Nuts

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #28 on:** April 27, 2015, 07:47:21 PM »

U HANGRY BRAH.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #29 on:** April 27, 2015, 08:26:27 PM »

youngry

Kara · « **Reply #30 on:** April 29, 2015, 08:04:53 PM »

Quote from: Joe Molotov on April 26, 2015, 06:09:37 PM

Your move, Lunchables.

http://www.proteinproteinprotein.com

Rufus · « **Reply #31 on:** April 29, 2015, 09:21:52 PM »

The vague bone shape is a nice touch, but it also makes it so that you can't empty the thing straight into your mouth, which is the only way to eat peanuts.

"Before there were powders, bars, and goos, there was meat, cheese and nuts."

I was curious how a Slim Jim would stack up:
http://www.slimjim.com/products/giant-meat-sticks/ Only 6g of protein.

"Side effects include swagger and spontaneous karate." What.

http://www.slimjim.com/products/monster-meat-sticks/ 11g

"Strong enough for a bear. But made for a man." Ahem.

http://www.slimjim.com/products/beef-steak-strips/ 20g, take that!
"Turn some cowboys into cowmen."

http://www.slimjim.com/products/steakhouse-strips/
"Thick. Tender. Moist. You might want to get a room."

Kara · « **Reply #32 on:** April 29, 2015, 09:38:23 PM »

Monster meat sticks are strong enough for a bear but made for a man.

Is this real life or just fantasy?

Rufus · « **Reply #33 on:** April 29, 2015, 09:45:07 PM »

I love that every single variety has those flames in the background.

http://www.slimjim.com/tv/tummy-party/
"Party w/ the O.G. meat stick."

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #34 on:** April 29, 2015, 10:11:39 PM »

How goddamned lazy do you have to be that you can't wrap a fucking flour tortilla around a couple pieces of pepperoni and a slice of cheese

zomgee · « **Reply #35 on:** April 29, 2015, 10:52:53 PM »

April 29th 2015, the Protein Wars began.

chronovore · « **Reply #36 on:** April 30, 2015, 12:50:29 AM »

Quote from: zomgee on April 29, 2015, 10:52:53 PM

April 29th 2015, the Protein Wars began.

...and because this is TheBore, we know only Taco Bell™ will emerge victorious.

News:

Author Topic: Peak Struggle Achieved (Read 2957 times)