Author Topic: Whose up for some summer camp? (Read 2357 times)

Huff · « **on:** April 28, 2015, 07:50:51 AM »

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If you ever went to summer camp as a kid, you know those precious weeks spent lakeside were some of the most fun of your life. You played in the mud during thunderstorms, learned to sail and shoot an arrow, had a boyfriend you held hands with for three days before you switched to another one and sang songs you still remember by the campfire.

Now you're an adult and your life is all work and emails and commuting. And booze, which is a good addition. But Camp No Counselors wants to get that summer camp feeling back in your life. You and your friends can take a long weekend to the woods of Albany to travel back in time, with water sports, color wars, a talent show and other favorite parts of your childhood camp memories—but with the added benefits of dance parties with live DJs, co-ed cabins and alcohol at every turn. It's gonna get weird.

This summer's New York camp weekends are at Southwoods camp on May 28-31 and Sept 4-7, and you can register now. It's $475 for an all-inclusive weekend including lodging, roundtrip transportation, all meals (and plenty of s'mores), open bar all weekend, nightly theme parties, water slides, and all the fun camp activities (rope courses, water skiing, capture the flag, oh my!) you can handle. Think of the friendship bracelets! And don't worry, no scary murderers allowed—everyone is vetted through the online application process.

Check out a typical camp day, and tell me this isn't a true life midsummer night's dream:

9:00 - 10:00am: Breakfast (Eggs, French Toast, Bacon, Fresh fruit bar & yogurt, Toast bar, Cereal, Milk, Orange Juice, Coffee, Tea and of course Mimosas and Bloody Mary's!)

10:30 - 11:30pm: Morning activity period 1 (choose between ropes course, capture the flag, the blob, arts 'n crafts and many more activities)

11:30 - 12:30pm: Morning activity period 2 (choose between water skiing, tubing, free swim and many more activities)

1:00 - 2:00pm: Lunch (Barbecued grilled chicken, Hamburgers, Hotdogs, Coleslaw, Potato salad, baked beans, Fresh salad bar, Soup of the day, Juice, Water and of course a selection of beer and wine)

2:30pm - 3:30pm: Afternoon activity period 1 (choose between hike, wake-boarding, archery, sunbathing and many more activities)

3:30pm - 4:30pm: Afternoon activity period 2 (choose between hike, friendship bracelet weaving, slip 'n slide, dodgeball and many more activities)

5:00 - 6:30pm: Nap/shower/relax or maybe we'll surprise you with a camp-wide scavenger hunt

6:30 - 7:30pm: Happy Hour

7:30 - 8:30pm: Dinner (Grilled skirt steak, roasted vegetables, baked rosemary potatoes, fresh salad bar, dinner rolls, Banana Cake, Juice, Water and a full open bar)

8:30 - 10:00: Camp-wide activity (talent show etc.)

10:00pm - 2am: Dance party

the blob

Positive Touch · « **Reply #1 on:** April 28, 2015, 07:56:29 AM »

just go on a camping trip you emotionally stunted fucks

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #2 on:** April 28, 2015, 08:23:33 AM »

Quote from: Big Jumbo on April 28, 2015, 07:56:29 AM

just go on a camping trip you emotionally stunted fucks

Then I'd have to bring my own slip 'n slide.

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #3 on:** April 28, 2015, 09:20:21 AM »

Let's be honest, no one who ever went to summer camp actually enjoyed it.

Huff · « **Reply #4 on:** April 28, 2015, 09:24:11 AM »

Booze makes everything better

Huff · « **Reply #5 on:** April 28, 2015, 10:34:14 AM »

lololol

ask them how were the gangbangs

Huff · « **Reply #6 on:** April 28, 2015, 10:41:07 AM »

What happens at summer camp

studyguy · « **Reply #7 on:** April 28, 2015, 10:57:27 AM »

Quote from: Joe Molotov on April 28, 2015, 08:23:33 AM

Quote from: Big Jumbo on April 28, 2015, 07:56:29 AM
just go on a camping trip you emotionally stunted fucks

Then I'd have to bring my own slip 'n slide.

Lets be real, no one keeps the little plastic spikes you're supposed to use with that shit. I had one as a kid and we ended up having to use big ass rocks. You ever try dodging rocks while your ass is sliding face first into them?

Fuck slip n slides

Tasty · « **Reply #8 on:** April 28, 2015, 10:57:55 AM »

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If you ever went to summer camp as a kid, you know those precious weeks spent lakeside were some of the most fun of your life. You played in the mud during thunderstorms, learned to sail and shoot an arrow, had a boyfriend you held hands with for three days before you switched to another one and sang songs you still remember by the campfire.

Sounds like I missed out

:'(

Positive Touch · « **Reply #9 on:** April 28, 2015, 11:02:43 AM »

Quote from: Joe Molotov on April 28, 2015, 08:23:33 AM

Quote from: Big Jumbo on April 28, 2015, 07:56:29 AM
just go on a camping trip you emotionally stunted fucks

Then I'd have to bring my own slip 'n slide.

it's ok dude you can borrow mine

benjipwns · « **Reply #10 on:** April 28, 2015, 11:07:19 AM »

No all-night LAN party?!?

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #11 on:** April 28, 2015, 12:27:31 PM »

3:30pm - 4:30pm: Afternoon activity period 3 - (choose between jerking it in the bathroom to a hot camp counselor or exploring your sexuality with other young twinks)

Kara · « **Reply #12 on:** April 28, 2015, 01:09:37 PM »

I should go to the one in L.A. and just sit under a tree reading books the whole time.

Yeti · « **Reply #13 on:** April 28, 2015, 02:24:18 PM »

The only camp I ever went to was vacation bible camp.

Nibel · « **Reply #14 on:** April 28, 2015, 03:09:35 PM »

Is there wifi

nudemacusers · « **Reply #15 on:** April 28, 2015, 03:18:40 PM »

these people look my age but for some reason i feel too old for this

otoh there is probably a free flow of molly and loose hippie bitches so I kinda get why I would go if I were single.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #16 on:** April 28, 2015, 04:01:55 PM »

Quote from: nudemacusers on April 28, 2015, 03:18:40 PM

these people look my age but for some reason i feel too old for this

otoh there is probably a free flow of molly and loose hippie bitches so I kinda get why I would go if I were single.

That's what everyone that goes thinks, so in the end it's just gonna be a bunch of gross dudes and one guy that brought wine coolers, just like regular camp.