Author Topic: what's the worst food? (Read 4054 times)

Eel O'Brian · « **on:** April 30, 2015, 08:32:12 PM »

Iceberg lettuce. Only there to hold the oil and vinegar on a sub or the dressing on a cheap salad. Nothing else redeeming about it.

Worst dish made from the worst food:

http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lettuce_soup

Positive Touch · « **Reply #1 on:** April 30, 2015, 08:37:12 PM »

celery is worse. fuck that shit

nudemacusers · « **Reply #2 on:** April 30, 2015, 08:43:13 PM »

taco bell

bring it mothafuckas

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #3 on:** April 30, 2015, 08:55:17 PM »

Flatbrød
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flatbr%C3%B8d

Literally its cardboard you put butter on. I love it, but I've never met a non-family member who goes 'Flatbrød?, o ya that's good.'

Kara · « **Reply #4 on:** April 30, 2015, 08:56:25 PM »

That sounds delish.

Positive Touch · « **Reply #5 on:** April 30, 2015, 08:57:52 PM »

ok, celery in food is fine, but when some asshole suggests you go eat celery and peanut but-

Quote from: nudemacusers on April 30, 2015, 08:43:13 PM

taco bell

bring it mothafuckas

if you don't get your ass outta here RIGHT NOW

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #6 on:** April 30, 2015, 09:01:11 PM »

celery and peanut but- is great. In fact I just bought a new type of peanut but- just to spread easier on my celery.

Positive Touch · « **Reply #7 on:** April 30, 2015, 09:01:44 PM »

don't do that to nami

studyguy · « **Reply #8 on:** April 30, 2015, 09:03:50 PM »

Who the fuck answers celery.
That shit literally tastes like water.
It might as well be a crunchy ice cube.

Red Delicious apples are fucking scust
Soft apples? Get that shit outta here, no one want that shit.

nudemacusers · « **Reply #9 on:** April 30, 2015, 09:05:42 PM »

red delicious are groce. no lies detected.

Quote from: Big Jumbo on April 30, 2015, 08:57:52 PM

ok, celery in food is fine, but when some asshole suggests you go eat celery and peanut but-
Quote from: nudemacusers on April 30, 2015, 08:43:13 PM
taco bell

bring it mothafuckas

if you don't get your ass outta here RIGHT NOW

nudemacusers · « **Reply #10 on:** April 30, 2015, 09:07:51 PM »

also these

crazy dutch people love them

studyguy · « **Reply #11 on:** April 30, 2015, 09:09:02 PM »

Quote from: nudemacusers on April 30, 2015, 09:07:51 PM

also these

(Image removed from quote.)

crazy dutch people love them

The fuck is a dubbel zout

tiesto · « **Reply #12 on:** April 30, 2015, 09:43:37 PM »

Vietnamese food

brob · « **Reply #13 on:** April 30, 2015, 09:51:24 PM »

Quote from: TheInfelicitousDandy on April 30, 2015, 08:55:17 PM

Flatbrød
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flatbr%C3%B8d

Literally its cardboard you put butter on. I love it, but I've never met a non-family member who goes 'Flatbrød?, o ya that's good.'

flatbrød is nice, but u have to have it as a side to stew. If you want cardboard to put butter on you should eat knekkebrød (also nice).

FinNeato · « **Reply #14 on:** April 30, 2015, 09:54:40 PM »

Cabbage. Coleslaw is awful and exists purely so people can pretend to eat healthy while guzzling down spoonfuls of mayo with bits of foliage in it.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #15 on:** April 30, 2015, 09:55:05 PM »

Raw onions.

Positive Touch · « **Reply #16 on:** April 30, 2015, 09:55:47 PM »

Quote from: tiesto on April 30, 2015, 09:43:37 PM

Vietnamese food

my heart can't take this thread

Dickie Dee · « **Reply #17 on:** April 30, 2015, 09:57:55 PM »

Quote from: nudemacusers on April 30, 2015, 08:43:13 PM

taco bell

bring it mothafuckas

trick question, taco bell was never food

brob · « **Reply #18 on:** April 30, 2015, 09:59:24 PM »

OT: Hákarl, which is fermented shark Icelanders pretend is a national dish to goad tourists in to eating it.

Rufus · « **Reply #19 on:** April 30, 2015, 09:59:59 PM »

Quote from: studyguy on April 30, 2015, 09:09:02 PM

The fuck is a dubbel zout

It's extra salty liquorice.

Quote from: brob on April 30, 2015, 09:51:24 PM

If you want cardboard to put butter on you should eat knekkebrød (also nice).

Aw yeah, Knäckebrot. I sometimes eat it dry for a quick snack.

Quote from: Human Snorenado on April 30, 2015, 09:55:05 PM

Raw onions.

Hell naw. Scrambled eggs on buttered bread + raw onions.

Speaking of eggs, I submit Balut. Fertilized duck eggs/fetuses.

Kara · « **Reply #20 on:** April 30, 2015, 10:06:07 PM »

Quote from: brob on April 30, 2015, 09:59:24 PM

OT: Hákarl, which is fermented shark Icelanders pretend is a national dish to goad tourists in to eating it.

Sounds delish.

brob · « **Reply #21 on:** April 30, 2015, 10:11:19 PM »

I mean, any fermented fish goes down with akevitt so

pilonv1 · « **Reply #22 on:** April 30, 2015, 10:20:44 PM »

I'm a Puppy! · « **Reply #23 on:** April 30, 2015, 10:25:48 PM »

Quote from: nudemacusers on April 30, 2015, 08:43:13 PM

taco bell

bring it mothafuckas

You are unfashionable and you should feel bad about your choice in clothing

toku · « **Reply #24 on:** April 30, 2015, 11:30:06 PM »

Put celery in ramen all the time. I put onions of some kind in almost everything I eat. I actually have a hard time not eating it when I'm cutting it up before I throw it in the pot/dish.

Sausage · « **Reply #25 on:** April 30, 2015, 11:44:58 PM »

Quote from: tiesto on April 30, 2015, 09:43:37 PM

Vietnamese food

pho q

Kara · « **Reply #26 on:** April 30, 2015, 11:56:22 PM »

Quote from: nudemacusers on April 30, 2015, 08:43:13 PM

taco bell

bring it mothafuckas

http://www.tellthebell.com

king of the internet · « **Reply #27 on:** April 30, 2015, 11:59:25 PM »

Seafood.

toku · « **Reply #28 on:** May 01, 2015, 12:04:23 AM »

Quote from: king of the internet on April 30, 2015, 11:59:25 PM

Seafood.

As someone who has lived in ocean based tourist traps almost his entire life I agree. Crab is whatever and the best way to eat is too engrossing (Giant table with friends and family and bibs). Lobster is overrated, like really fucking overrated. Shrimps cool but still whatever. Every kinda fish is whatever (there is actually a restaurant near me that has a famous fish sandwhich and it still sucks). The more exotic stuff always has weird mouth feel & texture so fuck them too.

Arbys Roast Beef Sandwich · « **Reply #29 on:** May 01, 2015, 01:34:09 AM »

pho is overrated bullshit, but the rest of the Vietnamese cuisine seems fine to me. Nothing truly offensive.

I mean, not every country can lay claim to birthing Taco Bell

Cerveza mas fina · « **Reply #30 on:** May 01, 2015, 03:47:31 AM »

Any dish derived from liver

Also chickeb heart cause it tastes like liver

Fat chewy bits on meat

Fifstar · « **Reply #31 on:** May 01, 2015, 05:02:31 AM »

Anything that is made from clotted blood. Blood sausage

Aspic/jelly stuff in general is vile.

VomKriege · « **Reply #32 on:** May 01, 2015, 05:12:08 AM »

Shaking my head.

Poultry liver is great. (Veal not so much though.)
Blood sausage rocks (even if there's 0.5% actual shit in there.)
Celeri is fine.
Mussels and fries

I can't stand many vegetables, but more out of childlishness than actual disgust. Cucumber can go fuck itself, that said.

FinNeato · « **Reply #33 on:** May 01, 2015, 05:20:19 AM »

Quote from: Arbys Roast Beef Sandwich on May 01, 2015, 01:34:09 AM

pho is overrated bullshit

Where is the dislike button?

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #34 on:** May 01, 2015, 07:25:57 AM »

I hate lettuce. It seems like a garbage vegetable designed to artificially inflate the size of food.

"People might think this sandwich isn't worth $8. I know, let's pile some lettuce on it!"

sarslip · « **Reply #35 on:** May 01, 2015, 09:12:38 AM »

Quote from: Premium Lager on May 01, 2015, 03:47:31 AM

Any dish derived from liver

Also chicken heart cause it tastes like liver

Fat chewy bits on meat

i bet you like gravy tho

Barry Egan · « **Reply #36 on:** May 01, 2015, 09:30:24 AM »

Water Chestnuts.

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #37 on:** May 01, 2015, 10:04:25 AM »

Plain white mayonnaise

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #38 on:** May 01, 2015, 10:14:32 AM »

tomato. gross guts and seeds in a pulpy center, and a creepy skin. a texture NIGHTMARE

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #39 on:** May 01, 2015, 10:16:32 AM »

I used to hate brussels sprouts , but now I dig them a lot. Once in a while you'll hit one that's super bitter, though, and that's when you remember hating brussels sprouts.

Reb · « **Reply #40 on:** May 01, 2015, 10:26:20 AM »

Goat cheese

nudemacusers · « **Reply #41 on:** May 01, 2015, 11:20:38 AM »

Quote from: Reb on May 01, 2015, 10:26:20 AM

Goat cheese

wrong

Cerveza mas fina · « **Reply #42 on:** May 01, 2015, 11:40:50 AM »

Quote from: sarslip on May 01, 2015, 09:12:38 AM

Quote from: Premium Lager on May 01, 2015, 03:47:31 AM
Any dish derived from liver

Also chicken heart cause it tastes like liver

Fat chewy bits on meat

i bet you like gravy tho

Damn straight

Brehvolution · « **Reply #43 on:** May 01, 2015, 11:41:04 AM »

Quote from: nudemacusers on April 30, 2015, 08:43:13 PM

taco bell

bring it mothafuckas

Quote from: Van Cruncheon on May 01, 2015, 10:14:32 AM

tomato. gross guts and seeds in a pulpy center, and a creepy skin. a texture NIGHTMARE

I hate raw tomatoes. I'll eat sauce and ketchup all day but never snotfruit.

Cerveza mas fina · « **Reply #44 on:** May 01, 2015, 11:41:52 AM »

Tomatoes are amazing, that smell mmmm

I ate a tomatoe while making a rye bread sandwich today

Quote from: WRATH VICE™ on May 01, 2015, 11:06:28 AM

Scandinavian food

Just to add controversy I don't like eggs at all and can't stand fish. Shellfish is cool with me, though.

Waddya mean scandi food?

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #45 on:** May 01, 2015, 11:47:04 AM »

I'm guessing food was hard to come by in Scandinavian countries hundreds of years ago since so much of their food needs to be heavily salted, fermented, or easy to transport without refrigeration.

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #46 on:** May 01, 2015, 12:18:10 PM »

Natto

Brehvolution · « **Reply #47 on:** May 01, 2015, 12:18:52 PM »

Nutria

Mr Gilhaney · « **Reply #48 on:** May 01, 2015, 12:30:54 PM »

Quote from: WRATH VICE™ on May 01, 2015, 11:06:28 AM

Scandinavian food

Just to add controversy I don't like eggs at all and can't stand fish. Shellfish is cool with me, though.

As someone from Scandinavia I agree with this.

All the lettuce posts are seriously triggering me though.

Kara · « **Reply #49 on:** May 01, 2015, 01:29:01 PM »

This thread is making me view Taco Bell's status here differently.

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #50 on:** May 01, 2015, 01:30:14 PM »

I used to hate fresh tomatoes, but then I learned bruschetta was a thing

Courage · « **Reply #51 on:** May 01, 2015, 01:31:49 PM »

Quote from: Reb on May 01, 2015, 10:26:20 AM

Goat cheese

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #52 on:** May 01, 2015, 01:33:38 PM »

Squash can go fuck itself, too

king of the internet · « **Reply #53 on:** May 01, 2015, 01:39:36 PM »

Quote from: Eel O'Brian on May 01, 2015, 01:33:38 PM

Squash can go fuck itself, too

Squash is a decoration, not food.

ToxicAdam · « **Reply #54 on:** May 01, 2015, 01:47:52 PM »

Coney Dogs.

Kara · « **Reply #55 on:** May 01, 2015, 02:09:38 PM »

Quote from: CatsCatsCats on May 01, 2015, 01:30:14 PM

I used to hate fresh tomatoes, but then I learned bruschetta was a thing

...is this not Olive Garden tier? I can't think of a time when I didn't know about this.

chronovore · « **Reply #56 on:** May 01, 2015, 02:14:14 PM »

Quote from: brob on April 30, 2015, 09:59:24 PM

OT: Hákarl, which is fermented shark Icelanders pretend is a national dish to goad tourists in to eating it.

Yeah, I love Japanese food, but shiokara (salt-fermented whole-body squid) is puke-inducing.

chronovore · « **Reply #57 on:** May 01, 2015, 02:29:42 PM »

Quote from: Mr. Gundam on May 01, 2015, 12:18:10 PM

Natto

WRONG.

Natto is a learned thing, but it /is/ good.

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #58 on:** May 01, 2015, 02:31:42 PM »

Quote from: chronovore on May 01, 2015, 02:29:42 PM

Quote from: Mr. Gundam on May 01, 2015, 12:18:10 PM
Natto

WRONG.

Natto is a learned thing, but it /is/ good.

Nope. Nope.

Nope.

Rufus · « **Reply #59 on:** May 01, 2015, 02:33:30 PM »

Quote from: chronovore on May 01, 2015, 02:14:14 PM

Yeah, I love Japanese food, but shiokara (salt-fermented whole-body squid) is puke-inducing.

Quote

One method of enjoying it is to consume the serving at one gulp and to follow it with a shot of straight whisky. Some bars in Japan specialize in shiokara.

I suppose another method of "enjoying" it is to have it squeezed directly into your stomach through a feeding tube.

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Author Topic: what's the worst food? (Read 4054 times)