Author Topic: yogurt is one of man's greatest inventions ffs (Read 2488 times)

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #1 on:** May 04, 2015, 01:13:05 AM »

false.

poems are made by fools like me, but only God can make a yogurt.

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #2 on:** May 04, 2015, 01:13:07 AM »

I only selected one answer because there was no " I'd lick it off mupepe's chest y/h" option.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #3 on:** May 04, 2015, 01:18:24 AM »

Had Indian street food tonight, got a side of some sour yogurt stuff to dip my spicy potato slider thing in. Shit was good.

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #4 on:** May 04, 2015, 01:19:25 AM »

I wish there was a place around here that had good yogurt, instead I'll have to settle for going to Wal-Mart and getting a four-pack of Oikos Greek yogurt with fruit on the bottom for $3.82.

thisismyusername · « **Reply #5 on:** May 04, 2015, 01:19:51 AM »

Greek Yogurt is pretty

I can't even use that in Mango Lassi because it just has a different texture from "normal" Yogurt that I'm used to.

Also I'm a plain Jane "no fruit in my yogurt" person. Plus so artificial flavors or bust if it's going to be fruit-y instead of vanilla.

Tasty · « **Reply #6 on:** May 04, 2015, 01:21:59 AM »

Greek Yogurt

Nibel · « **Reply #7 on:** May 04, 2015, 02:27:14 AM »

Greek yogurt is fire, what are you guys talking

But yeah, I love how I can use yogurt for all kind of things and it's amazing. You can almost eat it with pretty much everything, be it meat or something sweet

brawndolicious · « **Reply #8 on:** May 04, 2015, 04:08:34 AM »

Quote from: Dufus on May 04, 2015, 03:26:18 AM

It's bacteria's greatest invention bruh. Mankind literally didn't do shit.

Nah cheese still takes the cake for moi. It's all good tho.

toku · « **Reply #9 on:** May 04, 2015, 04:37:18 AM »

I don't care for yogurt.

suppadoopa · « **Reply #10 on:** May 04, 2015, 04:59:01 AM »

Probably shameful, but I prefer the mainstream yogurt that you would get from jewel, meijer, etc

I visited a middle eastern grocery store the other day and bought some "pure" yogurt and it was so salty that I threw up in the parking lot

sarslip · « **Reply #11 on:** May 04, 2015, 07:41:56 AM »

Lactobacillus

lennedsay · « **Reply #12 on:** May 04, 2015, 07:56:42 AM »

It's one of those foods that literally make me gag for no reason, no matter how much I try to like it.

The kid loves it, and I'm glad, but if I open it for her and one drop touches my skin I'm done.

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #13 on:** May 04, 2015, 08:37:56 AM »

I like Oikos.

Courage · « **Reply #14 on:** May 04, 2015, 08:50:27 AM »

Tzatziki

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #15 on:** May 04, 2015, 09:32:30 AM »

Tzatziki is a GOAT sauce.

I really like the lil chobani's Greek yogurt with the fixins in the tray that you flip in.

White child option: Frozen gogurt

nudemacusers · « **Reply #16 on:** May 04, 2015, 09:37:07 AM »

yogurt is great

love it so much my wife and I went to the trouble of making it from scratch a couple years ago

then we had waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay to much yogurt. $:-\$

Positive Touch · « **Reply #17 on:** May 04, 2015, 09:59:11 AM »

Quote from: Esch on May 04, 2015, 01:18:31 AM

'greek yogurt is the best! i love the Fayge brand'

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hold up dammit the fage brand IS good and the Yoplait or whatever types kinda suck

king of the internet · « **Reply #18 on:** May 04, 2015, 10:09:58 AM »

Yogurt is for helping old people poop

sarslip · « **Reply #19 on:** May 04, 2015, 10:45:51 AM »

i fuchs wit this

Reb · « **Reply #20 on:** May 04, 2015, 12:08:26 PM »

I was coincidentally sucking down one of these while I opened the thread:

Makes me feel like a baby-astronaut.

Also had some overnight oats with yogurt (spelled yoghurt in dutch fyi) this morning.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #21 on:** May 04, 2015, 12:21:13 PM »

Gogurt is strictly an upgrade over yogurt.

nudemacusers · « **Reply #22 on:** May 04, 2015, 12:50:23 PM »

Quote from: sarslip on May 04, 2015, 10:45:51 AM

(Image removed from quote.) i fuchs wit this

how does salty assy drink taste

sarslip · « **Reply #23 on:** May 04, 2015, 01:28:43 PM »

surprisingly good

Mr. Nobody · « **Reply #24 on:** May 04, 2015, 02:44:20 PM »

Quote from: Reb on May 04, 2015, 12:08:26 PM

Also had some overnight oats with yogurt (spelled yoghurt in dutch fyi) this morning.

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studyguy · « **Reply #25 on:** May 04, 2015, 03:54:25 PM »

That tart Greek shit is the GOAT.
Throw some fruit in the mix and

I've never really had it in any method other than dessert-ish style.
I'd be interested in trying it, but not many Greek places around me.

lennedsay · « **Reply #26 on:** May 05, 2015, 12:16:03 AM »

Quote from: Esch on May 04, 2015, 10:04:09 AM

Ya I know I just don't care. I like Stonyfield the best out of all the super market stuff tho

Stonyfield makes go-gurt style packages we get for the kiddo. She loves the hell out of them.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #27 on:** May 05, 2015, 12:36:06 AM »

greek yogurt tastes like the after-lube of greek sex. Regular yogart though is great.

Sausage · « **Reply #28 on:** May 05, 2015, 12:43:07 AM »

And they said white culture doesn't exist.

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Author Topic: yogurt is one of man's greatest inventions ffs (Read 2488 times)

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