Feliz Cinco de Mayo, celebrando quien sabe cuantos anos pisteando sin razon

[studyguy]

It's like St. Patrick's Day, in SAP.

[Kara]

Can't wait to leave the office at 0200 and get killed by a drunk driver without an ounce of Mexican heritage.

[Cheddahz]

THE TACO BELL HAS BEEN PACKED ALL DAY

[Joe Molotov]

Woo, time to get el drunko! *runs over Kara*

[TakingBackSunday]

for godsakes, if you drink tonight take a fucking uber or lyft

[Phoenix Dark]

THE TACO BELL HAS BEEN PACKED ALL DAY

I've only seen a fast food place packed once. I tried going to Wendys last summer and saw the inside was full of old people. I guess it was some type of event or something.

Be elderly and make fast food restaurant trips an event, brehs

[king of the internet]

for godsakes, if you drink tonight take a fucking uber or lyft

I disagree. Put the pedal to the metal. 🚗💥

[Joe Molotov]

THE TACO BELL HAS BEEN PACKED ALL DAY

I've only seen a fast food place packed once. I tried going to Wendys last summer and saw the inside was full of old people. I guess it was some type of event or something.

Be elderly and make fast food restaurant trips an event, brehs

Chic-fil-a on Pray Away the Gay Day, tho.

[Kara]

Woo, time to get el drunko! *runs over Kara*

Someone finally cares about me, my hopes, my dreams.

[king of the internet]

Woo, time to get el drunko! *runs over Kara*

Someone finally cares about me, my hopes, my dreams.

I'd run you over any day.   

[Kara]

Hey Skylar, how rum this mug got it? Mortally hurt in a drunk driving accident in [predominantly Hispanic city I live in] on Cinco de Mayo. Hey hold on... I think he's trying to say something.

A... actually... Cinco de M...m.... Mayo merely cel... celebrates a setback for Emp... Emperor Maxi... Maximilian and its im... im... importance in the form... formation of Mexican nationalism is vastly... overstated so the... date really is... isn't relevant to my... predicament.

Flat line.
 

[lennedsay]

THE TACO BELL HAS BEEN PACKED ALL DAY

I've only seen a fast food place packed once. I tried going to Wendys last summer and saw the inside was full of old people. I guess it was some type of event or something.

Be elderly and make fast food restaurant trips an event, brehs

Move to STL bro.

[studyguy]

Hey Skylar, how rum this mug got it? Mortally hurt in a drunk driving accident in [predominantly Hispanic city I live in] on Cinco de Mayo. Hey hold on... I think he's trying to say something.

A... actually... Cinco de M...m.... Mayo merely cel... celebrates a setback for Emp... Emperor Maxi... Maximilian and its im... im... importance in the form... formation of Mexican nationalism is vastly... overstated so the... date really is... isn't relevant to my... predicament.

Flat line.

You know my mom is 1/8th Spanish so it's like I'm celebrating my personal 4th of July!

[Positive Touch]

THE TACO BELL HAS BEEN PACKED ALL DAY

I've only seen a fast food place packed once. I tried going to Wendys last summer and saw the inside was full of old people. I guess it was some type of event or something.

Be elderly and make fast food restaurant trips an event, brehs

Move to STL bro.

I was gonna say....

it's odd when you DON'T see a packed fast food place here

[chronovore]

ハッピーチンコでマヨ！

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