Author Topic: You hoes ain't loyal (Read 2197 times)

Am_I_Anonymous · « **on:** May 05, 2015, 08:32:55 PM »

That is all.

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #1 on:** May 05, 2015, 08:36:41 PM »

For those of you stupid enough to be curious I spent the last few weeks banging a 22 year old (getting my son ready for college), getting drunk 24/7 (sold my company), and then stupidly took another position at a competitor.

Thug life my nuggets

Oh and I bought a (used ass) bad ass lotus because you know....mid life crisis avoidance.

Positive Touch · « **Reply #2 on:** May 05, 2015, 08:38:06 PM »

but we didn't ask

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #3 on:** May 05, 2015, 08:38:54 PM »

Quote from: Big Jumbo on May 05, 2015, 08:38:06 PM

but we didn't ask

Was posting to my ego if you don't mind.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #4 on:** May 05, 2015, 08:40:40 PM »

Wow sold the company huh. Grats.

good to see the OG is still kicking

Rufus · « **Reply #5 on:** May 05, 2015, 08:40:56 PM »

Congrats. I think...?

thisismyusername · « **Reply #6 on:** May 05, 2015, 08:42:30 PM »

Quote from: Am_I_Anonymous on May 05, 2015, 08:36:41 PM

For those of you stupid enough to be curious I spent the last few weeks banging a 22 year old (getting my son ready for college),

You screwed your son?

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #7 on:** May 05, 2015, 08:43:25 PM »

Quote from: thisismyusername on May 05, 2015, 08:42:30 PM

Quote from: Am_I_Anonymous on May 05, 2015, 08:36:41 PM
For those of you stupid enough to be curious I spent the last few weeks banging a 22 year old (getting my son ready for college),

You screwed your son?

Nah your mom did for a swizzle stick and some deodorant

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #8 on:** May 05, 2015, 08:45:40 PM »

Guess who's drunk as fuck

https://m.

Kara · « **Reply #9 on:** May 05, 2015, 08:52:55 PM »

My gardening equipment is very loyal.

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #10 on:** May 05, 2015, 08:54:38 PM »

Quote from: Vularai on May 05, 2015, 08:52:55 PM

My gardening equipment is very loyal.

Listen to my song you educated grey poupon on a bro, you. With your bicycles and your cravats.

(I'm black man snickering as I type that)

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #11 on:** May 05, 2015, 08:58:14 PM »

Quote from: Big Jumbo on May 05, 2015, 08:38:06 PM

but we didn't ask

This is like Jordan coming back to that broke down ass Pippin team just in time to swoop three more titles.

Respect game some.

(Insert Lorenzo Lamas .gif)

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #12 on:** May 05, 2015, 08:58:46 PM »

Sorry, we traded you for Creepy Stalker while you were gone. You have to post on DissidiaForums now.

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #13 on:** May 05, 2015, 08:59:54 PM »

Quote from: Esch on May 05, 2015, 08:57:59 PM

well, i hope you're doing alright (Image removed from quote.)

Taking a job so quick pissed off the lady but yeah..I'm like maybe 15 out from retiring to the Caribbean with my queen....and still being to afford paying for my wife's shit too ;-)

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #14 on:** May 05, 2015, 09:00:52 PM »

Quote from: Joe Molotov on May 05, 2015, 08:58:46 PM

Sorry, we traded you for Creepy Stalker while you were gone. You have to post on DissidiaForums now.

It's never too early for me to finger pop your asshole, you know.

thisismyusername · « **Reply #15 on:** May 05, 2015, 09:11:56 PM »

Quote from: Am_I_Anonymous on May 05, 2015, 09:00:52 PM

Quote from: Joe Molotov on May 05, 2015, 08:58:46 PM
Sorry, we traded you for Creepy Stalker while you were gone. You have to post on DissidiaForums now.

It's never too early for me to finger pop your asshole, you know.

But he's more than likely already had that done by Demi?

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #16 on:** May 05, 2015, 09:15:47 PM »

So no more Mrs. AiA, huh?

Supermanisdead · « **Reply #17 on:** May 05, 2015, 09:31:52 PM »

this makes less sense than Creepy Stalker

Positive Touch · « **Reply #18 on:** May 05, 2015, 09:33:50 PM »

can you guys plz reading comprehension

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #19 on:** May 05, 2015, 09:34:51 PM »

If you think this makes less sense than Creepy Stalker, you got problems.

Glad to see you haven't fully abandoned us, AiA. Grats on the golden parachute. I stood up peeing the other day, and I felt so in control and powerful, is that how you always feel?

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #20 on:** May 05, 2015, 09:37:08 PM »

Wait until the novelty of fucking the 22 year old has worn off and you actually have to try talking to her

Kara · « **Reply #21 on:** May 05, 2015, 09:38:14 PM »

Quote from: Am_I_Anonymous on May 05, 2015, 08:54:38 PM

Quote from: Vularai on May 05, 2015, 08:52:55 PM
My gardening equipment is very loyal.

Listen to my song you educated grey poupon on a bro, you. With your bicycles and your cravats.

(I'm black man snickering as I type that)

welcome back

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #22 on:** May 05, 2015, 09:39:04 PM »

Quote from: Human Snorenado on May 05, 2015, 09:37:08 PM

Wait until the novelty of fucking the 22 year old has worn off and you actually have to try talking to her

Reading comprehension

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #23 on:** May 05, 2015, 09:39:59 PM »

Quote from: Human Snorenado on May 05, 2015, 09:37:08 PM

Wait until the novelty of fucking the 22 year old has worn off and you actually have to try talking to her

Read harder. He meant he like extremely physically training his son or something of the sorts, not sexually destroying a poor girl in her twenties

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #24 on:** May 05, 2015, 09:47:11 PM »

WELP NEVERMIND

Although this further confused matters for me:

Quote from: Am_I_Anonymous on May 05, 2015, 08:59:54 PM

Quote from: Esch on May 05, 2015, 08:57:59 PM
well, i hope you're doing alright (Image removed from quote.)

Taking a job so quick pissed off the lady but yeah..I'm like maybe 15 out from retiring to the Caribbean with my queen....and still being to afford paying for my wife's shit too ;-)

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #25 on:** May 05, 2015, 09:49:14 PM »

Sarcasm breh.

My kid is ready to go compete and I can take care of my family. Things are good. But it took a lot of work :-)

No 22 year olds for me.

Unless you got one.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #26 on:** May 05, 2015, 09:53:19 PM »

Hell no... dated a 21 year old for about 4 months a few years back, and that's about as long as you should bother with one.

Narolf · « **Reply #27 on:** May 05, 2015, 10:02:13 PM »

Quote from: Joe Molotov on May 05, 2015, 08:58:46 PM

Sorry, we traded you for Creepy Stalker while you were gone. You have to post on DissidiaForums now.

That is like asking him to go to the psychiatric hospital...

brawndolicious · « **Reply #28 on:** May 06, 2015, 12:22:36 AM »

Which Lotus though? It's a British sports car so I wouldn't take it to work for the first few months unless you like being late.

:jelly

Kara · « **Reply #29 on:** May 06, 2015, 12:35:25 AM »

They got that Malaysian build quality now.

Brehvolution · « **Reply #30 on:** May 06, 2015, 09:21:01 AM »

That's an awful lot of money to spend on a piece of cardboard, breh. Glad you are OK though.

Huff · « **Reply #31 on:** May 06, 2015, 10:22:43 AM »

I'm really hungover.

Kara · « **Reply #32 on:** May 06, 2015, 02:19:34 PM »

Quote from: The Walrus on May 06, 2015, 10:10:31 AM

The Elise was my favorite car on winding tracks in Forza. Agile as fuck.

The Lotus design philosophy (lower the weight of the car rather than stuff as much power as possible in it) is really cool + why I'm a stan.

Dem Rover K-series engines doe.

Tasty · « **Reply #33 on:** May 06, 2015, 02:28:59 PM »

Hoes by definition aren't loyal.

Kara · « **Reply #34 on:** May 06, 2015, 02:30:04 PM »

Quote from: Tasty Meat on May 06, 2015, 02:28:59 PM

Hoes by definition aren't loyal.

Loyalty to the coin is loyalty nonetheless.

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #35 on:** May 06, 2015, 03:05:25 PM »

I've always been more partial to AoA than AiA anyways.

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Author Topic: You hoes ain't loyal (Read 2197 times)