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Who's working on their #dadbod this weekend?
« on: May 08, 2015, 12:41:49 PM »
I bought my waifu a day at the spa with her bestie for her birthday for this saturday, after that she is going for dinner.

First time she will be away from the baby for a day, and first time Im with the baby for so long.

Gonna work on my dadbod hard and go for a walk with the lil princess and a beer

Sunday friends are coming over to bbq (just bought one) so gonna work some more on #dadbod

What about you?

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Re: Who's working on their #dadbod this weekend?
« Reply #1 on: May 08, 2015, 12:49:27 PM »
I'll jerk off to some #dadbods this weekend
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Re: Who's working on their #dadbod this weekend?
« Reply #2 on: May 08, 2015, 12:55:03 PM »
I don't drink Mourvèdre, sorry.

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Re: Who's working on their #dadbod this weekend?
« Reply #3 on: May 08, 2015, 01:54:26 PM »
I'm not sure when #dadbod became a thing, but I hope it goes away so I can go back to being fat, drinking a lot of beer, and eating shitty foods without people giving me grief. I know I'm basically a fat bridge troll, please just let me eat shitty fried foods in peace, you assholes. I don't care what other people look like.
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Re: Who's working on their #dadbod this weekend?
« Reply #4 on: May 08, 2015, 01:58:01 PM »
gonna lift, eat meat, and run. prob. do some weighted pullups/chinups too
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Re: Who's working on their #dadbod this weekend?
« Reply #5 on: May 08, 2015, 02:04:49 PM »
Going to go see Avengers tonight around 9. Planning to pregame it hard at the bar across the street so I can stunt my dadbod all over the seat.
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Re: Who's working on their #dadbod this weekend?
« Reply #6 on: May 08, 2015, 02:07:27 PM »
i am boycotting this meme
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Re: Who's working on their #dadbod this weekend?
« Reply #7 on: May 08, 2015, 02:20:38 PM »
Dad bod is the best bod.
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Re: Who's working on their #dadbod this weekend?
« Reply #8 on: May 08, 2015, 03:06:40 PM »
Does #dadbod groupies take into account the general lack of hygiene and grooming that goes with the visual package? One begets the other.


This seems like a conceptual meme only.



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Re: Who's working on their #dadbod this weekend?
« Reply #9 on: May 08, 2015, 03:11:10 PM »
Can't have #dadbod without #daddong.  :jawalrus
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Re: Who's working on their #dadbod this weekend?
« Reply #10 on: May 08, 2015, 03:27:41 PM »
2 beers into the program right now.
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Re: Who's working on their #dadbod this weekend?
« Reply #11 on: May 08, 2015, 03:33:36 PM »
Hitting the gym for the first time since my wisdom tooth surgery this weekend, will be doing some lifting.
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Re: Who's working on their #dadbod this weekend?
« Reply #12 on: May 08, 2015, 03:52:04 PM »
Started travelling a lot. That means lots of eating out. Need a lot of exercise this weekend.
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Re: Who's working on their #dadbod this weekend?
« Reply #13 on: May 08, 2015, 04:05:03 PM »
tha fuq
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Re: Who's working on their #dadbod this weekend?
« Reply #15 on: May 08, 2015, 04:20:58 PM »
Me, I am. Bring on the booze, weed and snacks. (After working all day on the house to get it ready to list)

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Re: Who's working on their #dadbod this weekend?
« Reply #16 on: May 08, 2015, 04:54:25 PM »
It feels great to be on the winning team still
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Re: Who's working on their #dadbod this weekend?
« Reply #17 on: May 08, 2015, 08:13:35 PM »
also when I see a hashtag lately it reminds me of CSS/jQuery selector syntax and elicits an involuntary shudder
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Re: Who's working on their #dadbod this weekend?
« Reply #18 on: May 09, 2015, 02:21:50 AM »
 I worked on my dadbod earlier in the week and gave myself a lumbar problem; now I'm drinking beer and focusing on my dadgut.

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Re: Who's working on their #dadbod this weekend?
« Reply #19 on: May 09, 2015, 06:13:23 AM »
I'm working towards my squad goals? #squadgoals #iusedtobewithit #nowidontknowwhatitisanymore
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Re: Who's working on their #dadbod this weekend?
« Reply #20 on: May 09, 2015, 08:49:02 AM »
Drinking a beer watching X Files Fight The Future

Baby sleeping

#dadlife

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Re: Who's working on their #dadbod this weekend?
« Reply #21 on: May 09, 2015, 12:23:06 PM »
Just ran 3 miles.

Now loading the boat with bud heavies and going to launch it with the fam.

Perfect dad body workout
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Re: Who's working on their #dadbod this weekend?
« Reply #22 on: May 09, 2015, 12:45:30 PM »
i just call this "having a body"
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Kara

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Re: Who's working on their #dadbod this weekend?
« Reply #23 on: May 09, 2015, 01:38:14 PM »
i just call this "having a body"

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Re: Who's working on their #dadbod this weekend?
« Reply #24 on: May 09, 2015, 02:03:17 PM »
http://time.com/3846828/dad-bod-is-a-sexist-atrocity/

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I read the lede...that's enough for me, no thanks. I knew the inevitable think pieces were coming :neogaf

personally I think it looks pretty shitty. I lost my form over the winter and will be burning some fat all this month; I'll be back to "typical lean, semi muscled black guy" shape soon enough.
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Re: Who's working on their #dadbod this weekend?
« Reply #25 on: May 09, 2015, 04:56:50 PM »
have some compassion for the poor think piece writers doing what they gotta do to get by :cry
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Re: Who's working on their #dadbod this weekend?
« Reply #26 on: May 09, 2015, 06:54:45 PM »
Worked on my mombod today. Bought an unlimited month of yoga for myself. Then went out for brunch and mimosas. I'll hit up yoga next week.
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Re: Who's working on their #dadbod this weekend?
« Reply #27 on: May 21, 2015, 06:19:00 PM »
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