Author Topic: the bore votes: classic forum heels (Read 10650 times)

Van Cruncheon · « **on:** May 11, 2015, 08:27:33 PM »

VOTE UNGENTLE BEASTS OF THE GLADE

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #1 on:** May 11, 2015, 08:32:21 PM »

Ichi option please

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #2 on:** May 11, 2015, 08:33:35 PM »

ooh, good call

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #3 on:** May 11, 2015, 08:45:28 PM »

can someone move this to the diversity lounge? MODS HELP

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #4 on:** May 11, 2015, 08:46:02 PM »

i am very senile!

Rufus · « **Reply #5 on:** May 11, 2015, 08:50:05 PM »

Neofeg and cohort(s) who absconded before him. Frustrated vuvuzelas in human form.

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #6 on:** May 11, 2015, 08:54:26 PM »

Who was that dude who would put Y in words, like spell wild wyld? Big Sony fanboy.

studyguy · « **Reply #7 on:** May 11, 2015, 08:59:49 PM »

I don't know anyone up there other than Creepy Stalker.
That dude wasn't a heel, just a man lighting himself of fire.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #8 on:** May 11, 2015, 09:00:14 PM »

abrader!

Positive Touch · « **Reply #9 on:** May 11, 2015, 09:00:41 PM »

there was some idiot named chow chow who used to shit up the gaming side. also didn't Third suck too?

Yulwei · « **Reply #10 on:** May 11, 2015, 09:05:02 PM »

Magus left over some gamergate bullshit correct? i liked reading his posts in the what are you playing thread

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #11 on:** May 11, 2015, 09:44:20 PM »

Three votes isn't enough to properly convey my disdain.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #12 on:** May 11, 2015, 09:49:04 PM »

I voted for the obvious (Willco) and also FoC AND the libertarian option. It's really hard to explain to people who weren't here in 2008 when FoC shat up the forum with Ron Paul shit in every. single. thread. how fucking insane it was. But, well, it was fucking insane. Go read the FoC Ron Paul shitheap thread in the Hall of Shame if you don't believe me, or maybe if you just want to experience the death of sanity.

Positive Touch · « **Reply #13 on:** May 11, 2015, 10:51:01 PM »

wait I always forget...is the black stallion the Nigerian?

thisismyusername · « **Reply #14 on:** May 11, 2015, 11:01:31 PM »

Someone fill me in on Synbios?

brawndolicious · « **Reply #15 on:** May 11, 2015, 11:13:29 PM »

The black stallion is The Nigerian yes.

Synbios was a guy who if I remember correctly, just spent way too much time on the internet and there was some weird stuff he said or did at the time. He did have a birth defect that made his hands look like flippers (I forget the name of the condition) which I think was part of the reason he spent a lot of time on forums but I don't think he was at all like Creepy Stalker in terms of just totally living inside of a virtual fantasyland.

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #16 on:** May 11, 2015, 11:16:09 PM »

Remember when Shake came back and was spraying diarrhea all over the place, but then he got scared and ran away because Boogie got drunk and sent him a PM saying that the Icons were going to come after him? Good times.

benjipwns · « **Reply #17 on:** May 11, 2015, 11:25:51 PM »

Voted for the libertarians option since it lets me vote for myself.

thisismyusername · « **Reply #18 on:** May 11, 2015, 11:36:46 PM »

Quote from: am nintenho on May 11, 2015, 11:13:29 PM

Synbios was a guy who if I remember correctly, just spent way too much time on the internet and there was some weird stuff he said or did at the time. He did have a birth defect that made his hands look like flippers (I forget the name of the condition) which I think was part of the reason he spent a lot of time on forums but I don't think he was at all like Creepy Stalker in terms of just totally living inside of a virtual fantasyland.

Ectrodactyly. Ah, so he isn't as batshit crazy as Creepy Stalker. Got it.

Tasty · « **Reply #19 on:** May 11, 2015, 11:57:54 PM »

Quote from: Esch on May 11, 2015, 10:40:50 PM

Libertarians: It's just what they do.

Pre-cockfiend Andrex: Incredible idiot savant ninthing

The Gold Fucking Medal goes to :

The Black Stallion. This guy just gets it. He's been a moron on 4 different forums; NeoGAF, The Bore, Opa Ages, and now The Coli. I wish him nothing but success in life.

Lol when was I ever a savant

Kara · « **Reply #20 on:** May 12, 2015, 12:15:14 AM »

Quote from: benjipwns on May 11, 2015, 11:25:51 PM

Voted for the libertarians option since it lets me vote for myself.

I get the Polack option high five great success.

thisismyusername · « **Reply #21 on:** May 12, 2015, 12:20:33 AM »

Quote from: Tasty Meat on May 11, 2015, 11:57:54 PM

Lol when was I ever a savant

Your job, babe.

jakefromstatefarm · « **Reply #22 on:** May 12, 2015, 01:15:55 AM »

the libertarians are currently second in the polls

huh, well this is an odd feeling

Tasty · « **Reply #23 on:** May 12, 2015, 01:23:56 AM »

Quote from: Esch on May 12, 2015, 12:32:06 AM

Quote from: Tasty Meat on May 11, 2015, 11:57:54 PM
Lol when was I ever a savant

from birth till death

(Image removed from quote.)

youkeepusingthatword.jpg

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #24 on:** May 12, 2015, 01:53:55 AM »

Quote from: The Walrus on May 12, 2015, 01:45:57 AM

Shake was a great poster.

I'm a Puppy! · « **Reply #25 on:** May 12, 2015, 01:55:20 AM »

libertopians are just as unpopular as wilco.
Let that sink in libertopians. Let that sink in.

pilonv1 · « **Reply #26 on:** May 12, 2015, 04:21:58 AM »

Nintendosbooger

Barry Egan · « **Reply #27 on:** May 12, 2015, 05:29:56 AM »

Has TheBlackStallion's Molly Water thing completely fallen apart at this point? The last thing I remember is some other company ripping off his idea and beating him to market.

All of my choices didn't make the poll -

Costanza. One of the most loathsome and slug-like personalities I had ever come across on the internet, and the entire WYL saga included some masterclass antagonism.

Green Shinobi circa 2009. For a solid month it seemed as though every thread might be infected by his war with Willco and Ichirou. He was such a toxic presence that (IIRC), Willco ended up banning him for a week with the hope that he would cool off, which really tells you something at a forum as lax as this. He has gotten alot better though (unfortunately :'().

Methodis. I wish I was as committed to anything in my life as much as Methodis is committed to shit posting.

benjipwns · « **Reply #28 on:** May 12, 2015, 05:33:13 AM »

any and all libertarians 12 (20%)

LIBERTARIAN MOMENT

Cerveza mas fina · « **Reply #29 on:** May 12, 2015, 07:03:05 AM »

Why isn't Triumph there?

Dude can fly off the handle and then stop posting for days

He's not a bad guy per se, just a bit hot headed.

Quote from: The Walrus on May 12, 2015, 05:39:30 AM

As bad as I was though, Costanza was a fucking heel and a half. At least I didn't ask for Xbox 360 codes and then turn around and sell them. Costanza was almost Amir0x-tier.

Costanza is just lame.

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #30 on:** May 12, 2015, 07:38:11 AM »

Yeah, costanza and snesfreak deserve to be on the list. costanza really genuinely believed that he was a beloved internet personality because he was once successful at trolling Dan Harmon.

sarslip · « **Reply #31 on:** May 12, 2015, 08:09:03 AM »

if u got hate in yer heart let it out

ToxicAdam · « **Reply #32 on:** May 12, 2015, 08:40:01 AM »

Methodis' body work >> everyone else.

Reb · « **Reply #33 on:** May 12, 2015, 08:57:03 AM »

Where's that jizzing penis smiley when you need it?

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #34 on:** May 12, 2015, 09:18:47 AM »

Considering picking the mupepe option, based on him stealing a saturn and driving ichirou insane. It's basically a twofer.

Brehvolution · « **Reply #35 on:** May 12, 2015, 09:27:49 AM »

Quote from: The Walrus on May 12, 2015, 04:19:56 AM

Yixian should have been on this list.

He had one of the best posts ever on here.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #36 on:** May 12, 2015, 09:32:25 AM »

methodis was a massive oversight. reset!

benjipwns · « **Reply #37 on:** May 12, 2015, 09:38:29 AM »

Typical entrenched elite powers rewriting the rules to prevent victory by third parties.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #38 on:** May 12, 2015, 09:38:34 AM »

costanza and yixian weren't interesting unless you were all-up in gaf fuckery. they made no interesting ripples. nintendosbooger tried too hard; same with raperman. all b-list talent.

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #39 on:** May 12, 2015, 09:59:39 AM »

Is the business considered a heel?

Tasty · « **Reply #40 on:** May 12, 2015, 10:13:13 AM »

costanza... lordy lord.

Anyone that honestly stans badassdigest is not worth the

they were born in.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #41 on:** May 12, 2015, 10:27:10 AM »

what about makaveli and his reign of terror across three forums (Bore, GAF, Mupepe.com).

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #42 on:** May 12, 2015, 11:47:38 AM »

forgot about him, too. :-(

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #43 on:** May 12, 2015, 12:14:50 PM »

My votes:

2006-2012 Era Methodis:

A shit poster of high potency, Methodis managed to simultaneously troll the OT and gaming forum with ease. People forget all the threads that were closed just because he started shitposting in it. I'm pretty sure he was lepered longer than anyone else.

2006-2007 Era Shake:

Obviously I could pick many years for him, but none stand out more than 2006-2007. Has any film tore the Bore apart like The Departed, brehs? The endless trolling and fights over that shit was hilarious. This was peak Shat Pack era brehs, as Shake led us against the icons. Seeing veteran trolls get so rustled by Shake (and Ichi) was pretty crazy.

Ichi

Imagine Walrus' blood pressure while watching LeBron James bang his girlfriend. Now magnify that by a factor of 3. That was Ichi every fucking day. I never understood how someone so lame looking could spew that much bile online. He wanted to pretend like he was just a regular guy while simultaneously shitposting. I remember people being stunned when it was revealed he was President Soetoro on OA but really....was it that surprising? Nope.

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #44 on:** May 12, 2015, 12:15:51 PM »

I never really had any beef with anyone in particular, so I just voted for whoever entertained me the most:

Abrader (forgot his name, but that "wyld" and "wyckyd" shit made me laugh every time, ryght?)

St. Corny (y'all need to get up off his kielbasa)

and the GOAT, Methodis (seriously, he hooks at least a couple of you suckers every. single. time. he posts)

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #45 on:** May 12, 2015, 12:18:48 PM »

one of the polacks

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #46 on:** May 12, 2015, 12:23:18 PM »

HONORARY VOTE: Roxy

The Emmanuel Goldstein of The Bore. Does she exist? Is she fake? I still don't know. I just know her alleged existence led to some of the weirdest shit I've ever witnessed on an internet forum. Everyone has a theory...I'll go with G being some type of Norman Bates/Atramental type, wearing wigs to create his very own abusive female figure to torment him, and us.

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #47 on:** May 12, 2015, 12:36:46 PM »

I'll cop to not knowing what the history is with G. I guess I somehow missed all that. Man's never been anything but nice to me

Yulwei · « **Reply #48 on:** May 12, 2015, 12:37:17 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on May 12, 2015, 12:14:50 PM

My votes:

2006-2012 Era Methodis:

A shit poster of high potency, Methodis managed to simultaneously troll the OT and gaming forum with ease. People forget all the threads that were closed just because he started shitposting in it. I'm pretty sure he was lepered longer than anyone else.

2006-2007 Era Shake:

Obviously I could pick many years for him, but none stand out more than 2006-2007. Has any film tore the Bore apart like The Departed, brehs? The endless trolling and fights over that shit was hilarious. This was peak Shat Pack era brehs, as Shake led us against the icons. Seeing veteran trolls get so rustled by Shake (and Ichi) was pretty crazy.

Ichi

Imagine Walrus' blood pressure while watching LeBron James bang his girlfriend. Now magnify that by a factor of 3. That was Ichi every fucking day. I never understood how someone so lame looking could spew that much bile online. He wanted to pretend like he was just a regular guy while simultaneously shitposting. I remember people being stunned when it was revealed he was President Soetoro on OA but really....was it that surprising? Nope.

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on May 12, 2015, 12:23:18 PM

HONORARY VOTE: Roxy

The Emmanuel Goldstein of The Bore. Does she exist? Is she fake? I still don't know. I just know her alleged existence led to some of the weirdest shit I've ever witnessed on an internet forum. Everyone has a theory...I'll go with G being some type of Norman Bates/Atramental type, wearing wigs to create his very own abusive female figure to torment him, and us.

this kind of forum lore retrospective is why i clicked on the thread

Cerveza mas fina · « **Reply #49 on:** May 12, 2015, 12:55:09 PM »

Triumph not added cause forum politics

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #50 on:** May 12, 2015, 12:55:26 PM »

Unsure if I am happy or sad that I didn't make this distinguished rank of ample fuckwits.

Kara · « **Reply #51 on:** May 12, 2015, 12:56:57 PM »

Squiddy.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #52 on:** May 12, 2015, 01:03:57 PM »

triumph's just cranky as fuck. not much of a troll or heel.

early-era g (2006-2008) was a WEB OF DECEIT that led to the GOAT tvc15 panty solicitation masterwork. this little backwater turdpile has hosted some great, great drama.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #53 on:** May 12, 2015, 01:06:10 PM »

pd's moved into s-rank trolldom, but he's also a good contributor in the middle- and late-eras. another year of in-jokes/gay flirtation and andrex would be off the list, too. a proper heel is a both a top-flight troll yet catches as much butthurt as he/she gives.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #54 on:** May 12, 2015, 01:11:08 PM »

Quote from: Vularai on May 12, 2015, 12:56:57 PM

Squiddy.

too pathetic. he inspired pity, not classic forum pile-ons and detective work.

Rufus · « **Reply #55 on:** May 12, 2015, 02:01:39 PM »

As a relatively new member I must have missed some good shit.

edit: Fuck, I've been here for two years already.

Steve Contra · « **Reply #56 on:** May 12, 2015, 02:05:05 PM »

FoC was the GOAT forum heel. I'd give it to Ichi but Ichi was actually worrisome, FoC was basically the last gasps of a confused white majority boiled down to a string of forum posts. It was glorious

Brehvolution · « **Reply #57 on:** May 12, 2015, 02:09:19 PM »

I'd love to hear FoC's worldview now.

He's probably on welfare.

Steve Contra · « **Reply #58 on:** May 12, 2015, 02:11:20 PM »

It's more likely he's Mupepe's boss, given how Texas works.

Also methodis? Come one people, methodism was a pretty low grade troll. Anyone who gets upset that their character isn't being taken seriously doesn't deserve the crow, like Raperman.

demi · « **Reply #59 on:** May 12, 2015, 02:11:36 PM »

Quote from: Rufus on May 12, 2015, 02:01:39 PM

As a relatively new member I must have missed some good shit.

edit: Fuck, I've been here for two years already.

A lot of the "good shit" was around the starting years, really. I argue it being good shit, but its much better to discuss than some of this librul obama america crap we have now. Tame as fuk.

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who gave you the stiffest hate boner across the bore epochs?

Author Topic: the bore votes: classic forum heels (Read 10650 times)