Sometimes Something Good Happens...

[Barry Egan]

...And you want to sandwich fried meat between two oily dough-sticks. 

http://www.usatoday.com/story/money/2015/05/11/coming-to-an-olive-garden-near-you-breadstick-sandwiches/27120031/

Can't get enough of the breadsticks at Olive Garden? How about eating them with chicken or meatballs in the middle?

Starting June 1, patrons perusing the restaurant chain's lunchtime menu will be able to select a chicken parmigiana or meatball sandwich made with their well-known breadsticks.

"We're always looking to evolve our menu,'' explains Olive Garden spokeswoman Jessica Dinon. "We're always bringing on new items, and right now we're really taking those dishes our guests know and love and giving them more ways to enjoy it. Obviously people love our breadsticks.''

Are you ok PD?  Post if you are ok.

[Eel O'Brian]

like you can't just do that yourself at the table

[studyguy]

[Joe Molotov]

Sometimes it doesn't

[Am_I_Anonymous]

Fuck that garbage. OG's breadsticks can suck a fat dick

[Phoenix Dark]

like you can't just do that yourself at the table

you couldn't make a Corvette by yourself at a table, how could you make this 

only an Olive Garden professional could make this, and I'll definitely be going. If you don't make $2.95 an hour at this premier Italian restaurant you have no business questioning the masters of the craft.

[Am_I_Anonymous]

like you can't just do that yourself at the table

you couldn't make a Corvette by yourself at a table, how could you make this 

only an Olive Garden professional could make this, and I'll definitely be going. If you don't make $2.95 an hour you have no business questioning the masters of this craft.

Know how I know you're gonna be rocking a size 42 waist in 5 years breh?

[nudemacusers]

so when did olive garden give up and get all flabby and sick, turning into a red sauce denny's? i remember it seeming like there was effort a decade ago.

[bork]

so when did olive garden give up and get all flabby and sick, turning into a red sauce denny's? i remember it seeming like there was effort a decade ago.

It's always been like this.  Chain restaurants, breh.

[studyguy]

How long till Red Lobster creates a cheddar biscuit sandwich?

[Am_I_Anonymous]

How long till Red Lobster creates a cheddar biscuit sandwich?

Now THAT is something I could get behind.


Red Lobster Cheddar Bay biscuits are my shit.

edit: Already been done

[Brehvolution]

Before you know it, they'll be folding a pancake in half and calling it a taco.

[sarslip]

like you can't just do that yourself at the table

assume Olive Garden customers have motor skills at a third grade level...