Awww crap

[Am_I_Anonymous]

So wife just called. I accidentally took her vicodin for her teeth and left her with my antibiotic this morning. No wonder I feel so freaky goofy today.

Note. Turn on the lights in the kitchen before you grab your medication.

[Van Cruncheon]

livin la vico loca, my gentrified breh

[Van Cruncheon]

ironically, despite all your attempts to humblebrag, the "accidental" access to quality pseudo-opioids is the one what actually makes me a lil jelly

fuck wa state

[Van Cruncheon]

...i wonder if you can vape hydrocodone. paging vularai.

[Am_I_Anonymous]

ironically, despite all your attempts to humblebrag, the "accidental" access to quality pseudo-opioids is the one what actually makes me a lil jelly

fuck wa state

I fucking hate these things. Took me like 20 minutes to eat a turkey sandwich.

[thisismyusername]

ironically, despite all your attempts to humblebrag, the "accidental" access to quality pseudo-opioids is the one what actually makes me a lil jelly

fuck wa state

I fucking hate these things. Took me like 20 minutes to eat a turkey sandwich.

Sounds like a good time to me, breh.

[Am_I_Anonymous]

ironically, despite all your attempts to humblebrag, the "accidental" access to quality pseudo-opioids is the one what actually makes me a lil jelly

fuck wa state

I fucking hate these things. Took me like 20 minutes to eat a turkey sandwich.

Sounds like a good time to me, breh.

I never liked that shit myself. I prefer good old 600mg ibuprofen or greens.

[CatsCatsCats]

Opioids

[Steve Contra]

High as fuck eating a sandwich for 20 minutes, sign me up

[Am_I_Anonymous]

High as fuck eating a sandwich for 20 minutes, sign me up

 

[Reb]

Took me like 20 minutes to eat a turkey sandwich.

Newsfeed

[nudemacusers]

hah I remember after getting all four of my wisdom teeth out the doc gave me about 30 20mg hydrocodone that were supposed to be taken 2x a day. that is.... way more than I needed but hey that was a good two weeks of floating on clouds 9-5. made working in north dakota soo much nicer.

[Phoenix Dark]

How much mayo was on the turkey sandwich?

[Am_I_Anonymous]

How much mayo was on the turkey sandwich?

No bro. Shit is nasty. Little mustard, lettuce, tomato and swiss cheese my nicca.

[Positive Touch]

thousand island is the secret best turkey condiment

[studyguy]

thousand island is the secret best turkey condiment

I never have Cranberry sauce during Thanksgiving. Like that's not a thing my family ever did lolmexicans.

First time I had it on a turkey sandwich tho

[Tasty]

Popped two vicodin last week after I got a crown, didn't feel much of anything tbh. Though I do remember being able to concentrate a little better and the sun was a little sunnier.

Also it felt like my blood pressure dropped through the floor for 15 minutes there.

[Kara]

...i wonder if you can vape hydrocodone. paging vularai.

Brief research says possibly, but why not just snort it instead?

[king of the internet]

...i wonder if you can vape hydrocodone. paging vularai.

Brief research says possibly, but why not just snort it instead?

Or as a suppository 

[thisismyusername]

...i wonder if you can vape hydrocodone. paging vularai.

Brief research says possibly, but why not just snort it instead?

Or as a suppository 

You can stuff Oxy up your butt?

I knew of the snorting bit, but not that other one.

Maybe I need Andy to turn tricks for that.