Author Topic: Best newsfeed quote (Read 2254 times)

Human Snorenado · « **on:** May 15, 2015, 02:08:19 PM »

We've had some memorable (and indecipherable, I'm looking at you, Arvie) quotes up in the newsfeed over the history of the forum. Which ones are your favorites? Something Arvie said? Something Olive Garden related? Or that time Bebpo's gf freaked out about ghosts? Vote or die, bishes.

I'm a Puppy! · « **Reply #1 on:** May 15, 2015, 02:12:10 PM »

They exist because they do is incredible.
But we need some new ones.

Steve Contra · « **Reply #2 on:** May 15, 2015, 02:14:12 PM »

Is "I thought this was some sort of black person Neogaf spinoff" still on the newsfeed?

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #3 on:** May 15, 2015, 02:14:48 PM »

Quote from: Steve Contra on May 15, 2015, 02:14:12 PM

Is "I thought this was some sort of black person Neogaf spinoff" still on the newsfeed?

If it is, I didn't see it in like 100 refreshes of the page.

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #4 on:** May 15, 2015, 02:17:40 PM »

"christ i hope some scientist manages to resurrect a stegosaur so it fucks you to death"

who said this?

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #5 on:** May 15, 2015, 02:26:02 PM »

Quote from: Esch on May 15, 2015, 02:22:40 PM

Quote from: BrandNew on May 15, 2015, 02:17:40 PM
"christ i hope some scientist manages to resurrect a stegosaur so it fucks you to death"

who said this?

I said it to andrex when he was stanning for nintendo in the gaf thread, but i can't find it anymore

Right here:

http://www.thebore.com/forum/index.php?topic=35993.msg1609826#msg1609826

demi · « **Reply #6 on:** May 15, 2015, 02:31:08 PM »

You missed the golden etoilete quote:

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Because I am suffocated in a white guilt shithole every day, I don't need it online.

Thor

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Rape proof means you are willing and able to stop anybody from raping you.

Cajolejuice

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don't make the mistake of thinking I want to discuss bullshit like this seriously

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #7 on:** May 15, 2015, 02:31:54 PM »

First rule of etoilet: don't validate him, even in mockery. Ever.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #8 on:** May 15, 2015, 02:44:16 PM »

But yet when you create special rules for him, aren't you doing just that?

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #9 on:** May 15, 2015, 02:47:49 PM »

Quote from: demi on May 15, 2015, 02:31:08 PM

You missed the golden etoilete quote:

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Because I am suffocated in a white guilt shithole every day, I don't need it online.

Best.

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #10 on:** May 15, 2015, 03:06:12 PM »

What about that hilarious Willco quote when he said:

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toku · « **Reply #11 on:** May 15, 2015, 03:14:30 PM »

I haven't been here that long but the Olive Garden one seems spot on. Bleak enough to fit general bore humor but with a tinge of hope since its still mostly love.

demi · « **Reply #12 on:** May 15, 2015, 03:15:31 PM »

Or it could be Phoenix Dark reminding us that the midwest is bleak and soul crushing

bork · « **Reply #13 on:** May 15, 2015, 03:21:54 PM »

I forgot what "yaere is th" was.

Huff · « **Reply #14 on:** May 15, 2015, 03:23:31 PM »

Cajoles is the best

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #15 on:** May 15, 2015, 03:44:32 PM »

Quote from: bork laser on May 15, 2015, 03:21:54 PM

I forgot what "yaere is th" was.

Arvie attempting to say "ya there is" but forgetting how letters work.

Tasty · « **Reply #16 on:** May 15, 2015, 03:50:27 PM »

Quote from: Esch on May 15, 2015, 02:22:40 PM

Quote from: BrandNew on May 15, 2015, 02:17:40 PM
"christ i hope some scientist manages to resurrect a stegosaur so it fucks you to death"

who said this?

I said it to andrex when he was stanning for nintendo in the gaf thread, but i can't find it anymore

That image gave me a secret semi

Edit- Lol I almost forgot about that incident. It wasn't even about Nintendo, I think it was the lack of transparency for fucking game sales/NPD lol.

Tasty · « **Reply #17 on:** May 15, 2015, 03:52:48 PM »

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don't make the mistake of thinking I want to discuss bullshit like this seriously

This is my GOAT. It's what I always point to when someone is getting handed an L in an argument and they try to play it off.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #18 on:** May 15, 2015, 03:53:06 PM »

I'll go with "Equality comes from voluntary acceptance of each other like in sports" simply because it sounds like a perfectly crafted troll but he was actually dead serious.

Probably a Boston sports fan.

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #19 on:** May 15, 2015, 04:11:41 PM »

who fucking said that

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #20 on:** May 15, 2015, 04:14:43 PM »

Green Shinobi, no?

demi · « **Reply #21 on:** May 15, 2015, 04:17:39 PM »

I think that was am nintenho

Tasty · « **Reply #22 on:** May 15, 2015, 04:18:14 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on May 15, 2015, 03:53:06 PM

Probably a Boston sports fan.

Quote from: Shaka Khan on May 15, 2015, 04:14:43 PM

Green Shinobi, no?

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #23 on:** May 15, 2015, 04:18:18 PM »

Quote from: demi on May 15, 2015, 04:17:39 PM

I think that was am nintenho

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #24 on:** May 15, 2015, 04:28:50 PM »

Quote from: BrandNew on May 15, 2015, 04:11:41 PM

who fucking said that

It was Damian79 talking about the Civil Rights Act:

Quote from: http://www.thebore.com/forum/index.php?topic=28125.msg1433658#msg1433658

I dont see what is wrong with what he has said. Equality comes from voluntary acceptance of each other like in sports. When you force equality it doesnt work that well. People in America are far more racist than people in Australia or Europe. He also said he woudl have gotten rid of those laws that say black peopel cannot use government benches or taps. He just doesnt agree tht people with private property shouldnt be allowed to discriminate. When people discriminate with private property people who dont like discrimination wiill discriminate againt them and they will lose business.

Tasty · « **Reply #25 on:** May 15, 2015, 04:42:12 PM »

Oh my god

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #26 on:** May 15, 2015, 04:54:15 PM »

Fuck, I forgot all about Damian. That was a loony toon, for sure.

T234 · « **Reply #27 on:** May 15, 2015, 05:08:02 PM »

Quote from: WRATH VICE™ on May 15, 2015, 03:02:53 PM

That rape proof quote was Thor? I thought it was Boogie for some reason

Context: At the time, I worked at a porn store. It had a back room with booths and all. Place was sketch as fuck.

One day I was talking about the job and how fucked up it was on here and said you had to be "Rape-Proof" to work there. Somebody asked me what that meant and that was the resulting quote.

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #28 on:** May 15, 2015, 06:21:48 PM »

Quote from: Joe Molotov on May 15, 2015, 03:44:32 PM

Quote from: bork laser on May 15, 2015, 03:21:54 PM
I forgot what "yaere is th" was.

Arvie attempting to say "ya there is" but forgetting how letters work.

I remember asking him if he'd had a stroke

Kara · « **Reply #29 on:** May 15, 2015, 07:06:38 PM »

#NotNewsfeedCrew represent.

Yeti · « **Reply #30 on:** May 16, 2015, 01:03:39 AM »

"We heard you were looking for friends. Well, here we are." still needs to be added

OnlyRegret · « **Reply #31 on:** May 16, 2015, 01:47:15 AM »

Take it to PMs one is my favourite.

benjipwns · « **Reply #32 on:** May 16, 2015, 01:55:09 AM »

I went with Olive Garden because I can't not think of it anytime someone mentions Olive Garden or there's a commercial.

king of the internet · « **Reply #33 on:** May 16, 2015, 02:10:17 PM »

Quote from: Vularai on May 15, 2015, 07:06:38 PM

#NotNewsfeedCrew represent.

I'll never make the news feed but I made it to Karkland's tag which is even better

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #34 on:** May 16, 2015, 03:50:04 PM »

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don't make the mistake of thinking I want to discuss bullshit like this seriously

The best one by far

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