Author Topic: The Internet Blessed Me with a $13,750 Job (Read 1979 times)

Kara · « **on:** May 16, 2015, 10:47:10 PM »

Undershooting the federal poverty line for a household of 2 by $2,180 with the #blessed internet.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #1 on:** May 16, 2015, 11:01:26 PM »

That's not a lot of money for stealing babies*.

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*white babies.

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Kara · « **Reply #2 on:** May 16, 2015, 11:08:19 PM »

This economy, Arvie. This economy.

benjipwns · « **Reply #3 on:** May 16, 2015, 11:14:32 PM »

Yeah, but she only works 142 hours the entire year.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #4 on:** May 16, 2015, 11:16:39 PM »

Ya makes you miss Bush, when even the distinguished mentally-challenged babies went for 50,00$

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #5 on:** May 17, 2015, 12:17:39 AM »

Yeah, that's monthly duh

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #6 on:** May 17, 2015, 12:20:23 AM »

It's probably one of those breastfeeding live cams.

king of the internet · « **Reply #7 on:** May 17, 2015, 12:41:15 AM »

Thanks Internet

Kara · « **Reply #8 on:** May 17, 2015, 12:49:19 AM »

Quote from: CatsCatsCats on May 17, 2015, 12:17:39 AM

Yeah, that's monthly duh

when u assume u make an ass out of u and me

Yeti · « **Reply #9 on:** May 17, 2015, 01:04:23 AM »

How do you know it's the woman speaking? Maybe it's the baby.

benjipwns · « **Reply #10 on:** May 17, 2015, 01:13:01 AM »

Quote from: Yeti on May 17, 2015, 01:04:23 AM

How do you know it's the woman speaking? Maybe it's the baby.

And he picked himself up a lady with his new fat wallet.

chronovore · « **Reply #11 on:** May 17, 2015, 01:51:04 AM »

I just like the idea that the Internet pays her money. That would be a funny check to see cut: "Paid from the account of the Internet. "

benjipwns · « **Reply #12 on:** May 17, 2015, 01:56:11 AM »

Quote from: chronovore on May 17, 2015, 01:51:04 AM

I just like the idea that the Internet pays her money. That would be a funny check to see cut: "Paid from the account of the Internet. "

...started a little company called "The Internet."

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And polluted the ocean with high fructose corn syrup!

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Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #13 on:** May 17, 2015, 03:43:50 PM »

shout out to my niccas who did mturk to make Taco Bell money in college.

Kara · « **Reply #14 on:** May 23, 2015, 09:51:06 PM »

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #15 on:** May 23, 2015, 10:00:06 PM »

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Mupepe · « **Reply #16 on:** May 25, 2015, 08:09:07 PM »

Quote from: Vularai on May 23, 2015, 09:51:06 PM

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She is fucking sexy

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #17 on:** May 25, 2015, 08:12:12 PM »

is this how new religions get started?

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #18 on:** May 25, 2015, 08:12:35 PM »

Quote from: Mupepe on May 25, 2015, 08:09:07 PM

Quote from: Vularai on May 23, 2015, 09:51:06 PM
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She is fucking sexy

How do you think she got a $97/hour Internet job?

headwalk · « **Reply #19 on:** May 25, 2015, 08:14:12 PM »

i can respect that. my ideal is to get good enough at my job that i basically never have to do it and still make enough wedge to pay for enough ways to distract myself till i'm dead.

Purple Filth · « **Reply #20 on:** May 25, 2015, 08:20:23 PM »

The look on that baby's face seem hilarious to me for some reason

chronovore · « **Reply #21 on:** May 28, 2015, 10:46:55 PM »

Quote from: Purple Filth on May 25, 2015, 08:20:23 PM

The look on that baby's face seem hilarious to me for some reason

It was a 2nd read for me, now that you called it out. He’s either intensely pleased, or has just popped out a dookie.

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Author Topic: The Internet Blessed Me with a $13,750 Job (Read 1979 times)