Author Topic: itt we speculate wildly about moblin (Read 1757 times)

Kara · « **on:** May 23, 2015, 04:27:04 PM »

moblin is a mob of goblins in EverQuest that has respawned so many times that it has become a gestalt (artificial) intelligence.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #1 on:** May 23, 2015, 04:33:30 PM »

What's Ever Quest?

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #2 on:** May 23, 2015, 04:38:42 PM »

He's probably intimidated by the size of our weltschmerz.

Kara · « **Reply #3 on:** May 23, 2015, 04:59:52 PM »

moblin is actually John Titor, unable to input text on these forums from his IBM 5100.

El Babua · « **Reply #4 on:** May 23, 2015, 05:20:50 PM »

I think I have him on my Steam friends list.

benjipwns · « **Reply #5 on:** May 23, 2015, 05:22:34 PM »

He's Bob Avakian. He googled himself and this site had the second most mentions of him on the internet. Then he stayed around for the #longdickstyle.

Tasty · « **Reply #6 on:** May 23, 2015, 05:29:44 PM »

This is a moblin.

headwalk · « **Reply #7 on:** May 23, 2015, 06:55:08 PM »

he is the sentient incarnation of our quivering need for reassurance.

nudemacusers · « **Reply #8 on:** May 23, 2015, 06:58:01 PM »

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This is a moblin.

moblin wishes he was that cool tbh

Courage · « **Reply #9 on:** May 23, 2015, 07:12:54 PM »

Moblin's knowledge on Eurovision

botty · « **Reply #10 on:** May 24, 2015, 08:40:01 PM »

Moblin is the kind of guy that prefers digging for worms rather than catching fish.

Satch · « **Reply #11 on:** May 24, 2015, 08:40:02 PM »

he hates gay people

fey · « **Reply #12 on:** May 24, 2015, 08:41:34 PM »

he's high key my fave neogaf and bore poster

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #13 on:** May 24, 2015, 08:48:57 PM »

The Moblin Defense Force has already infiltrated The Bore.

Huff · « **Reply #14 on:** May 24, 2015, 08:49:47 PM »

#antimoblin

thisismyusername · « **Reply #15 on:** May 24, 2015, 08:57:53 PM »

The Moblin Defense Force has already infiltrated The Bore.

They should all be gas chambered. Am I doing Green Shinobi right?

tiesto · « **Reply #16 on:** May 24, 2015, 08:59:50 PM »

He's the one person who actually understands the whole Zelda timeline, but due to crippling social anxiety, can't speak about it.

Supermanisdead · « **Reply #17 on:** May 24, 2015, 09:08:57 PM »

moblin only pretends to tolerate black people. sorry 2 break it to u

Big Hoops · « **Reply #18 on:** May 24, 2015, 09:32:37 PM »

moblin is the illustrious composer of hit songs such as

Mr. Nobody · « **Reply #19 on:** May 25, 2015, 10:47:02 AM »

moblin only pretends to tolerate black people. sorry 2 break it to u

Stop this slander right now

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